The last time we saw Tyrie and Jasmine together on a "Challenge," they shared a passionate night 25 minutes together, which, depending on where you get your gossip, may or may not have included the bumping of uglies. But their interest in one another was short-lived, and when Jas learned her teammate for "Battle of the Exes" was Ty, you could almost see the steam spewing out of her ears.

With some good money on the line, it's imperative that these two forget the past and move on. (Or, they can just entertain us with their bickering.) Check out this sneak peek of Wednesday's all-new episode, where Jasmine tells Naomi that her partner is still totally into her. 'Course, Jas thinks it's an A and B conversation, but Tyrie is in the other room eavesdropping on their little girl talk. Pissed with her erroneous accusations, he calls her a few fun expletives, and then she returns the favor with a body-check.

So, you guys are still here to win, right?

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Applicable cliche: Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

On last night's "Jersey Shore," Seaside Heights' finest four females were in the market for some extra special talent to perform at a surprise birthday party for Pauly D and "The Situation." While this would amount to the hiring of a throwback cover band or fire-eaters for most, it meant strippers with sock-specific obsessive compulsive disorder for Sammi, JWOWW and the meatballs. And if you want the best exotic dancers coastal New Jersey has to offer, you go to one man, and one man alone: the Wizard of Ass.

The man with a knockoff soccer jersey and an apparent fetish for wheelchairs got a little too into the nitty gritty of his employees' performance. By the time he suggested routines that included belt-slaps and the pulling down of pants, Sammi was noticeably uncomfortable, but social media users were eating "The Wiz" up; The dude who pleaded the fifth when asked if he slept with his payroll shot up to the number-one trending topic on Twitter and stayed there for awhile.

JWOWW thought he would've been better off directing pornos, but here's what fans of the "Shore" had to say about the Wizard of Ass:

"I believe the title Wizard of Ass is handed down through the generations like Counts and whatnot in Europe." -- @H_Ram

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Jenelle's been on edge the past couple of weeks, partially due to the fact that she had to stop smoking pot, but we couldn't believe our eyes during the most recent "Teen Mom 2" when she wound up getting into a violent fight with her housemate Tori. Following the episode, fans of the show jumped onto Facebook to share their thoughts about Jenelle's anger issues. Here's a sprinkling of the advice some of them left for her:

"My advice for Jenelle is to look at herself and learn to love herself and see the inner beauty that is in all of us. Forgive others and forgive herself so that she can move on to better things like raising her beautiful son, Jace. Seeing a therapist is great when necessary and I believe, like many other viewers, that she needs it. Also, she must not give up! There's hope for everyone." -- Jaz

"If I had the chance to tell her anything: There is no rule book in parenthood so you are bound to make some mistakes...but the key is to learn from them." -- KayCee

"You know what...I can relate to her anger issues. Have her anger issues gotten out of hand? Absolutely. But that doesn't mean she is a bad person...she is damaged. She does need help, as many people in this world do. I think most of us have said and done things that we regret...love makes us do crazy things. I'm not going to insult her like most people seem to enjoy doing. I hope she gets help and can feel more in control of her life." -- Tracy

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Don't you EVAH dare touch Sammi Sweetheart's hair extensions, because if tonight's episode of "Jersey Shore" is any indication, girl will go loco.

Whilst enjoying a lovely couples' night out at Bamboo, Sam and her silky tresses were assaulted by a female clubgoer, who, apparently didn't know who she was messing with (guess she didn't watch the Miami season). The "Shore" cameras suddenly went all herky-jerky in a rush to capture the catfight, which quickly devolved into full-on coed melee. Needless to say, it was pretty awesome.

One person who wasn't laughing? Sammi, naturally, who spends an average of two hours each day perfecting her do before heading out in public. She tells Kenny Santucci in the below clip from our latest "Jersey Shore Hook-up" that as soon as she felt the tug, she flipped on her bitch switch. "I never had somebody disrespect me in that way, just to pull on my hair for no reason, so, of course, I turn around and throw my drink, and it just went downhill after that."

+ Watch the video to hear more from Sam about the sneak attack, as well as her natural instinct to defend herself hair, plus tell us in the comments whether you think she held shiz down!

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We had a gut feeling--actually, it was more of a sneak peek--that Vinny's "Jersey Shore" departure wouldn't be permanent, especially if his friends had anything to say about it. The housemates, who successfully executed Operation GTGVB (Gym, Tan, Get Vinny Back) during tonight's episode, may have realized it was important for him to rest up at home, but they never fully understood the true nature of his anxiety and how much goes into the recovery process. We can't blame them for prematurely busting through the doors of his Staten Island residence with a demand to bring him back--they missed the guy like crazy, and so did we--but in our final "Jersey Shore Hook-Up with Vinny" interview below, he admits their surprise visit possibly came a few days too soon.

It's not as if Vin didn't want to spend the summer with his crew, and he was incredibly flattered by their kidnapping plot, but his form of anxiety isn't something that disappears the moment he hugs his mother and eats a homemade meal. Heading back to the beach wasn't as easy for him as it may have looked. "I mustered up enough strength just to get through the door of leaving my house and into the car...When I went back, it was still hard."

Watch the video to hear more from Vinny on his shaky return to Seaside and how he coped for the rest of the season, plus check out the second clip for an explanation on his "Let Go, Let God" chest tattoo.

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It was a one-man exodus that no one could explain.

On the heels of what Mike believed to be the suckiest birthday ever, he quietly wandered out into the unknown last week. Where he went and why he left was uncertain, but when boss-man Danny called attendance on tonight's episode of "Jersey Shore," the rest of the house drew blanks when attempting to report on Sitch's whereabouts. He was gone like the wind of an American classic.

Thankfully, Mike returned home unscathed, but not without a slap on the wrist from his roommates. In a clip from this week's "Jersey Shore Hook-Up," host Kenny Santucci asks the lone wanderer to explain his vanishing act. He says he was in a terrible mood (you know, cuz he's a Cancer and that's what happens, astrologically speaking) and just needed time to himself. He drove around to clear his head for a few hours and eventually came back. "Sometimes I'll just abracadabra," he says of his Jimmy Hoffa-like disappearance.

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At the start of Episode 4, Mike nearly followed Vinny's lead and peaced out of Seaside after getting the birthday blues, and big bossman Danny told the remaining "Jersey Shore" housemates he was considering recruiting some fresh blood. To dissuade him from wrangling another employee (and roommate), Deena and Snooki put in a good, hard day's work for once, but their efforts weren't as successful at home when Vin shut down their request for his presence at Sitch and Pauly's upcoming surprise party.

Speaking of which, what would a Seaside Heights bash have been without some local strippers? JWOWW and Sammi met New Jersey's finest...talent agents...to prepare Karma's rooftop space for the big night. Sam was perturbed by the "Wizard of Ass" title one carried, but the show had to go on, and Jenni had a shift at work to be late for. Sadly, she found no solace there, either, and after noticing Danny's follow-through with his threat in the form of a Help Wanted ad, Jenni promptly tore it down and noted that any potential new roommate would get nothing from her but a "f*** off."

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Poor Nate. Poor, poor Nate. He was the ultimate prankster on "Real World: San Diego," but sadly, in his first "Challenge" outing, the joke was on him. "The Battle of the Exes" and he posessed two very different senses of humor.

As a rookie, Nate had an uphill battle ahead of him from the get-go, but he was bold enough to lay down the foundation of a takeover with partner Priscilla and fellow newbies Dustin and Heather. Unfortunately, as he went down (time and time again) in the honey-slathering mission, his plan went up in flames, and after being forced into The Dome as the last-place finisher, he and Priscilla were ousted by vets Wes and Mandi. We would have liked to see him follow through with his coup...but, we like seeing the GIF above even more.

Not a whole lot else to say: Watch and laugh (with Nate, not at him) your honey-covered ass off!

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Who could shatter more glass in five minutes: Snooki or Jasmine? Who could displace more fine home furnishings before the bell rings: CT or Ronnie? "Challenge" vets Mark and Diem are dying to know!

The two "Battle of the Exes" competitors recently told TheInsider.com that a showdown between "Challenge" competitors and the "Jersey Shore" cast might be just the ticket to spice up the series (what, pairing you with your former hookups wasn't enough?). In 22 seasons, "The Challenge" has forced enemies to work together, put men and women on separate sides and even dabbled in a three-team format. But what it hasn't managed to do is extract America's favorite guidos and guidettes from Seaside Heights and force them to jump off a building or eat something with signs of decay. Pickle juice is one thing, but could Snooki put a few roaches down? We're not so sure, but Mark says he'd be ready to take on "The Situation" if need be.

+ Check out Mark and Diem's interview and tell us if you'd watch a showdown between shows! (Oh, and just in case we got your hopes up, you should know this poll has absolutely zilch effect on MTV programming.)

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Ever since Jenelle's lawyer advised her to stop smoking pot, she's had a really difficult time figuring out how to deal with her emotions. In our "Teen Mom 2 After Show," Jenelle spoke openly with SuChin Pak about why she self-medicates with marijuana, explaining that it's her release and a way to calm her nerves. Without it, she said her anxiety only got worse.

In the below sneak peek of Tuesday's all-new episode, Jenelle heads to court with her lawyer to finally learn her fate. After hearing that her sentence is a year of probation, she completely breaks down because that means she won't be able to smoke pot the entire time. What makes it even harder for her is that Kieffer didn't receive probation; however, even though he's still allowed to light up, he says he's willing to give up the habit to demonstrate his support.

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