If you like Twitter and heart The Hills, you'll love our late Friday edition of the Hills Twitter roundup! After the jump, find out what's got Justin Bobby pre-programming his DVR, Lauren Conrad snickering under her breath and Lo Bosworth trying to decide between a sequined ball gown and a pair of sweatpants

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Looks like Real World: Brooklyn's Chet (a.k.a. The Mormon), is trying to figure out whether his lady's come down with a head cold -- or a bad case of the I'm-just-not-that-into-you's. (via Twitter)

+ Wanna see more from the RW: BK cast? Check out the Return To Duty trailer (it's a documentary about Ryan re-deployment to Iraq), plus watch Sarah compete on The Ruins, Wednesday nights at 10pm.

You're not the only ones watching Johnny Bananas at home and shaking your heads. Last night, Bananas' bad behavior on The Ruins (he tarred-and-feathered Derrick AND threw Syrus under the bus!) prompted the gals from Real World: Cancun to enter into a live Twitter debate! Check out what Emilee, Ayiiia and Jasmine had to say about Johnny's stunt, plus hear why Em wants everyone on both teams to STFU about being forced to compete.

You've seen Evan in action on The Ruins (and heard what he's had to say for himself on Ruins Replay). So what's the Duel 2 champ up to these days? Oh, you know, the usual -- hanging out with Peruvian midgets, saving the world and redefining sexy. Yep, turns out Easy E's actual life is almost as insane as a Real World/Road Rules Challenge! Check out some of Evan's best Twitticisms, plus find out whether he's working with -- or against -- Veronica on tonight's all-new Ruins at 10pm.

+ BONUS: Travel back in time to the Duel 2 for one of our all-time favorite Challenge Dailies, starring Evan and Mark. Anyone else feel the bromance in the air?

We saw so many great tweets from our Hillzies this week, so we thought we'd give you a peek at some of our faves! Find out what's got Steph Pratt saying she's sorry, Audrina Patridge gushing over Heidi Pratt and Lauren Conrad all a-twitter about the new love of her life. Read 'em and weep in this week's all-Hills edition of MTV Tweets of the Week!

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Think Spencer Pratt was too hard on his six-year-old neighbor, Enzo? Well, before you judge, you might wanna hear Spencer's side of the story. Last night, Heidi's hubby signed onto Twitter to defend his rep and explain why he'd rather hit golf balls with Charlie than spend his afternoons playing hide and seek. Below, five reasons why Spence says he's not a total jerkface.

1. It's weird having kids drop by your place all the time. According to Spence, Enzo's spent so much time at Casa de Speidi, he should probably start kicking in for rent! "you don't see all the other times when enzo comes over like a little enzo stalker," Pratt wrote on Twitter. "I need to be the tuff one if Heidi is soft."

2. Enzo has ulterior motives! Sure, he's cute. But Spencer claims Enzo's not just interested in Speidi for their Nintendo Wii. "poor little Enzo is way smarter then he looks," warned Spencer. "he's trying to game on @heidimontag he wants me out of the picture."

3. Who's the one paying the electricity bill? Spencer, that's who. And since he's head of the household, he can conserve energy any way he damn well pleases. "talk about dramatic!" he said in response to critiques from last week's show. "All i did was turn my own tv off in my house!? Big deal relax."

4. Spencer doesn't hate kids. He just doesn't want one for a BFF. All joking aside, Spencer wants you to know he's not a soulless meanie. Or, as he put it, "just because I don't want the neighbors kid showing up 24/7 uninvited or announced doesn't mean I hate kids!" Well said, sir.

5. He's taking it one day at a time. Okay, so maybe telling Enzo to say goodbye to Heidi "forever" was a smidge insensitive. But Spence promises he'll do better! "everyone chill i will be more kind to Enzo from now on!" he tweeted.  Or maybe not. But hey, at least he says he'll "try."

On her first day in The City, Roxy Olin did the unthinkable: she sat across the table from Kelly Cutrone, refused to be intimidated and even impressed the no-nonsense PR maven with her blunt sincerity. So far, she's been pretty assertive on the show (like when she went behind Kelly's back at last week's photo shoot), but part of us wondered whether Roxy was hamming it up for the cameras. Well, after stumbling onto Roxy's Twitter account, we decided -- if anything -- the girl's been toning it down! Check out what she tweeted last week after a run-in with the police...

Yikes. Hope she's more careful driving Kelly Cutrone's Ford around NYC! Something tells us this is one girl who won't be crying her way out of any speeding tickets...

Jason "Mayhem" Miller has no problem speaking his mind on -- and off -- the show. So what's been occupying his thoughts recently? We checked out his latest Twitter posts and found out dude's been writing about everything from Dr. Drew to Old Man Miller's undershirts. Feast yer eyes on a few of the Bully Beatdown host's sweetest tweets and check back here next week for an exclusive video interview with the man himself!

We already showed ya pics of Lauren Conrad, Stephanie Pratt and Kristin Cavallari struttin' their stuff on the VMAs red carpet. So where was King Spencer during the biggest photo op of the year? At home with the wifey, natch. But don't worry -- Spence still managed to start up tons o' controversy from his couch by live-blogging the show on Twitter.

Not only did dude join the zillions of Twitterati (and, um, sitting U.S. Presidents) in slamming Kanye West for hijacking the mic, but he also dissed Green Day, poked fun at Lil Mama's surprise cameo and taunted LC about having to watch K-Cav present during the show.

So what exactly DID the royal Pratt have to say 'bout all the awards show action? After the jump, check out a few of his best one-liners. Team Taylor, y'all!

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While you were out BBQing, working on your tans and soaking up the last (official) days of summer, the Hills gang was busy twittering up a storm. Find out why Spencer Pratt wants his sister to lose his number (and wants Brody Jenner to lose Jayde Nicole) with this Tuesday's Twitter roundup!

• Stephanie Pratt spent her holiday weekend snuggling with her puppy, seeing the new Quentin Tarantino flick and getting blown off by her bro (via celly), who told her to "Stop calling me, this isn't a hotline."

• Oh, and did we mention Steph also worked in some fun in the sun with her new sister-in-law, Holly Montag (and the Hills crew)?

• Meanwhile, Heidi Pratt got some well-deserved rest during her three-day weekend, spending the time "laying around," tweeting bible verses at Miley Cyrus and trying to beat her hubby (a.ka. King Spencer) to 1,000,000 Twitter pals.

• And speaking of his royal lordship, Spence skipped the beach but made waves by telling Brody Jenner to ditch that "nude model you hang with" and go back to Kristin Cavallari "ASAP".

• And of course we can't leave out our fave Hills alumnus, Lauren Conrad, who unfortunately spent her staycation cooped up indoors, nursing a bad case of the flu, courtesy of BFF Lo Bosworth.