If you wanna be Paris Hilton's new BFF, you have to be willing to do exactly what she says. If not? Our guess is there's a Virgin Atlantic plane ticket with your name on it. Paris already gave the boot to four girls who rubbed her the wrong way. So who's next? Check out our scouting report for the crop of friends-in-training to see who's sitting pretty -- and who's one wrong move away from getting TTYL-ed.

First up, our votes for the top three: Onch, Shelley and Vanessa.

Sure, Onch's a bit over-the-top, but the "boy-girl in pigtails" (as Corrie described him) is also instantly likable and practically screams "I'M FUN." But we're not willing to write Shelley off. True, she's a little on the innocent side (not to mention totally religious, y'all!) but instead of being annoying and prudish about it -- like the already-eliminated Trisha -- she comes across as cute and endearing. But let's not forget about Vanessa. The blonde-turned-brunette quickly established herself as a snitch which earned her the coveted role as Paris' pet. But tattling on your friends can be a double-edged sword. And in the long run, throwing your friends under the bus may not be the best way to prove your trustworthiness.

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Paris Hilton's made it clear that she has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to "deppys" (which equals "desperate" peeps, obvs). And since she's not looking to take on any charity cases, she sent the first four girls from the Paris Hilton's My New BFF premiere packing before you can say "TTYN." So what went wrong? I've taken another look at the girls' behavior to find out why their first impressions were also their last.

Potential BFF: Erin
Memorable quotes: "I'm ready for America, come get me" and "I definitely know that I made a great impression tonight."
Memorable gaff: Repeatedly spitting on Jeff Beacher during the interrogation. Also, we know this doesn't count as a reason (since your fate was already sealed) but screaming "OMG, we're going to London!" didn't exactly make for the most graceful exit.
Why it didn't work out: We think this chick was just too loud for Paris. Erin, you may have been ready for the masses, but unfortunately, the masses just weren't ready for you.

Potential BFF: Athena
Memorable quote:"I just feel like I'm pledging all over again."
Memorable gaff: Talking nonstop about your boring sorority. OMG, you were in SDT? We weren't! And by our count, you bragged about sorority life at least four or five times before we completely stopped listening.
Why it didn't work out: Paris is a huge international celebrity, she's not impressed by your stories about forcing some girl to do a keg-stand at the SDT formal. Also, it couldn't have helped that Athena's voice sounds like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard (or worse, Scarlett Johansson's singing voice).
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Real World/Road Rules Challenges are like potato chips — once you start, you can’t get enough. Which is why I’ll be sifting through the ‘Challenge Dailies‘ each afternoon to make sure you’re getting your fill of the crazy castaways. (Tough job, I know, but somebody’s gotta do it!)

For those of you who never saw Real World: Sydney, here's a quick recap. A mean girl named Trisha (or as we called her, Trish the Dish) was sent home after assaulting one of her roomies (read: lightly shoving Parisa in the hallway). As a result, Ashli was flown in to take her place and it wasn't long before she and Dunbar were circling each other like a pair of rabid dogs.

But this was not to be a romance of the ages. Things quickly soured when Dunbar's attempts to hide the hookup from his roomies (and, um, his girlfriend) failed and he went from whispering sweet nothings into Ashli's ear to publicly condemning her. The whole thing was very middle school crush, actually, except instead of pulling her pigtails on the playground, Dunbar basically went around telling everyone she was a dirty, dirty tramp.

And, not surprisingly, it turns out, there's still some unresolved tension flowing between D-Bar and Ash.  So watch as Ashli dishes the dirt (okay, more like vents) and find out what really went down between those two crazy kids. Oh, and Colie -- if anything did happen between you guys, you might wanna watch your back.

After returning from Cairns, everyone is anxious to meet their new roommate. Ashli is from Huntington Beach, California is 19-years-old and currently unattached. The very attractive new roomie strolls into the house and quickly introduces herself to everyone with a huge smile on her face. (So far so good right?) Read more...

The ladies of the house have actually gone insane. They are turning against each other. Trisha is blaming Parisa for only caring about the guys. Parisa is insulted that Shauvon is giving her crap for being interested in Alex. Shauvon is getting involved for absolutely no apparent reason and then the whole thing culminated in a drunken altercation which began in ep. 10 and ended at the beginning of last week's episode. And although this was the interesting story line this week, being that Parisa just doesn't care about Trisha any more, we learned more about Shauvon and her ex-fiance... Read more...

"Next time you come in this house, you better wear a helmet."

Cohutta and KellyAnne are starting to get A LOT closer -- first with a drunken confession of interest and then when KellyAnne finds out that her "ex"-boyfriend has been hugging and making out with a girl at a bar back home. Later Cohutta fights with some random guy at the bar who was hitting on KellyAnne. "Every girl loves it when two guys fight over her," he tells his drunken roommate and "I will ride in on a white horse to fight over you." How adorable! No other real developments with these two because tonight was all about the new love triangle....

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The Cheese Stands Alone

Last week Dunbar was (at least in his mind) the No. 1 pimp of the house with two hot ladies chasing after him. But by the end of tonight's episode, Dunbar found himself alone. In fact, he even is started to really "creep out" KellyAnne. I'm getting ahead of myself ... lets start from the beginning... Read more...

Tonight was all about Parisa and Dunbar and for this recap we can completely ignore that anyone else was living in the house (well maybe we’ll include KellyAnne – but we can discuss this later).

Dunbar is hot. All the girls know this and (here’s a little secret) he knows it too! He flirts with all the ladies that are interested. Of course he protects his “relationship” back home by CONSTANTLY commenting on how he cannot hook up with anyone while he’s in Australia. ENOUGH ALREADY DUNBAR!! If you are going to break up with her, break up with her. Don’t mess with these other ladies when you're not single! Read more...

It’s 10PM, we’re thrown back into the RW Sydney house and within seconds Trisha and the state-bound boyfriend Jarod are ova. She, of course, takes advantage of her new found freedom and waits all of 16 seconds before calling an Aussie to make plans for the evening. After a few minutes of just normal “living together stuff” a miracle happens … Parisa decides to act like a normal 21 year-old. Parisa gets drunk ... really drunk ... fall over drunk. And here’s the kicker: she's only had two glasses of wine! And what does the stereotypical 21 year-old drunk girl do? Hit on her brand new roommate. Cohutta gets Parisa’s attention and for a few minutes she caresses his leg while mumbling in her drunken stupor.

Out at the bar, Trisha and Alex get cozy while Shauvon pairs up with her date Ky – an Aussie she met a few nights ago. Isaac looks on with regret for the previous night’s shenanigans. After Dunbar literally carries Parisa home, fireman style, Shauvon and the sexy Australian head into the slumber room for some one on one action. Which of course, Shauvon instantly regrets, wishing that she could be truly independent after her difficult breakup.

Being so far removed from the States it can be difficult to get in touch with people and also to deal with the drama you left behind. Trisha is waiting on an email from her boyfriend while Parisa’s looking up phone numbers online. Here’s the problem: 1 computer, 2 bitchy chicks wanting to use it. Result: a ridiculous fight that ultimately ends with Trisha looking like a seriously mean person. Even the guys who usually look to stay neutral in the girl fights, tell Trisha she took it too far when she told Parisa to “get a personality.”

Next week, we can only expect more of the same drama between Parisa and Trisha. Have they really even been there long enough to hate each other this much? Lets hope for the best.

Tears, shameless flirting, bitch fights, and bitch makeups. That's right Real World's back on!! In true MTV reality fashion, the premiere introduced us to the beautiful cast of the Real World Sydney. So after 1 hour of drama-rific reality we've learned a little about the new cast who were picked to live in the fabulous house in Sydney, Australia. As of right now the cast is labeled as follows...

"Mc-Crunchies" Trisha – the 19 year old from Fresno, California had words in multiple languages – in anything other than English being the problem – with an Aussie McDonald's employee and unfortunately could not sample the Crunchie McFlurry. She's used to having the hot girls be her bestest friends and expects nothing less from her new roommates.

"The BIG Cohutta" is in the lead for being the most lovable cast member of this season. The 23 year old from Georgia sports a thick accent, a sweet smile, rugged good looks and the most adorable relationship with his grandpaw. I'm anxious to see what could make the level-headed Cohutta so angry he throws and breaks a glass.

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