• Gossip Girl frenemies Chuck and Vanessa were outed as a real-life couple after they were caught swapping spit at a New York Knicks game. Which raises two questions: 1) Are you deliberately TRYING to hurt us, Chuck? and 2) The Knicks? Seriously? Ew. (Usmagazine.com)

• Got money to burn? Why not plunk down your life savings on the phone number made famous by Tommy Tutone?! On the plus side, you can tell everyone you know your # is 867-5309! On the minus side, they won't care -- and you'll be out $365K. (Scandalist)

• Semi-disgraced Olympic athlete Michael Phelps reportedly offered News of the World a lot of money NOT to run those incriminating pot pics. Spoiler: They turned him down! (MSNBC)

• It's official: Tori Spelling is reprising her role as 90210's resident nepotist. (TV Watch)

• Now presenting ... the best and the worst of this year's Super Bowl commercials! Our take? Alec Baldwin is an evil, diabolical genius, but online search engine ads + sad, recession economy = really, really depressing. (MTV News)

• Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Barney compares serial Botoxing to getting your S.U.V. detailed. "You take care of your body like you take care of your car," she explains, nonsensically. "If my fenders get a little banged up, I gotta fix ’em ... I’m not going to let a nice car go to waste." Tamra? Meet Lisa Rinna.  (Life & Style Mag)

• Mamma Mia stars Dominic Cooper and Amanda Seyfried (she played the Dumb One in Mean Girls) are apparently dating in real life! Mandy breaks down the undeniable attraction: "We both look like frogs with our wide-set eyes, we’re both indecisive and neither of us has a lot of willpower." (Scandalist)

• This photo montage chronicles a typical day in the life of Speidi. (Best Week Ever)

• Tori Spelling may be willing to reprise her role as Aaron Spelling's untalented daughter virginal fashionista Donna Martin on the new (and decidedly not improved) 90210. (Usmagazine.com)

• Whether you remember Willie Aames from his days on Charles in Charge or his more recent gig on Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp, you'll be saddened to hear that he recently attempted suicide. Fortunately for all you Buddy Lembeck fan(s) out there, the actor's still here to tell the tale. (LA Times Blog)

• Sadly, Tori Spelling has decided that she will not be joining former co-stars (Shannon Doherty and Jennie Garth) in reprising her signature role on the CW's new 90210 spinoff. Fortunately, the "Donna Martin graduates!" episode will still live on in our hearts -- and, of course, our DVRs. (Deadline Hollywood Daily)

• Salma Hayek to venture into the exciting world of reality tv? (Usmagazine.com)

• Big Brother recap: Michelle gets mad, Libra gets glad and April gets nauseous. (People TV Watch)

• In a revealing new interview, SYTYCD runner-up Twitch reveals that he and Cat Deeley are "gangster buddies." For shizzle. (Entertainment Weekly)

• Apparently, Paris Hilton has moxie, but not Roxie. The heiress-turned-reality star will not be starring in Chicago (as felonious sexpot Roxie Hart) despite "hilarious" rumors to the contrary. (Fox)

• SYTYCD winner Joshua Allen to quietly invest his $250,000 cash prize. Yawn. (Usmagazine.com)

• Also, Josh and co-finalist Katie Shean might be dating! But probably not. (E! Online)

• Someone else leaves the crazy co-ed cohabitation center known as Big Brother. (People)

• Tori Spelling isn't exactly the most popular kid on the block. (Star)

• Kim Kardashian rumored to be shaking her (ample-sized) money-maker on next season's Dancing With the Stars. (The Gossip Girls)

• Meanwhile, Audrina Patridge shows off her best party attire. Hey, if you had her bod, you'd walk around in a bikini all day, too. (E! Online)

• After multiple reality shows and countless tabloid interviews, Tori Spelling apparently still has enough material left for a tell-all memoir. Go figure. (People)

• Natalie Portman to guest-judge on this week's Project Runway. Finally, a reason for straight guys to watch Bravo! (LA Times Blog)

• And in disturbing news, The View's Sherri Shepherd admits that she's had "more abortions than I would like to count." (Usmagazine.com)

• Three months after publicly endorsing Republican John McCain, Heidi Montag grabbed a power-lunch with McCain's 23-year-old daughter, Meghan. (Usmagazine.com)

• Khloe Kardashian making the most of the days leading up to her 30-day incarceration. (PerezHilton)

• Tori Spelling admits that her "biggest regret" has been her tumultuous relationship with her wicked stepmother, Candy. (People)

• Brooke Shields reveals that it took 8 hours and two days to shoot her guest-judge stint on Project Runway. Also, she evidently found the expert judges (read: Nina Garcia) incredibly intimidating. (NYMag)

• If you liked Mean Girls and hate sucky people, you'll probably love Queen Bee. (JS Online)

• Not long after Katherine Heigl waged war on the Grey's Anatomy writers come word that her character may be developing a fatal brain tumor. Funny how things work out! (Usmagazine.com)

...And by "single," of course, I mean "the first track off Heidi's upcoming new album." (See what I did there?) Anyhow, the ever-subtle Spencer makes sure to totally underplay it, telling Usmagazine.com "It's the greatest song of my life." (Click HERE to listen and decide for yourself!)

• Tori Spelling's well-polished hubby is officially putting the "man" in "manicure." (Dlisted)

• Talk show host/serial coffee table humper Ellen DeGeneres gives gf Portia de Rossi a princessy pink diamond engagement ring. (People)

• Bethenny, a.k.a. everyone's favorite (unmarried) "Real Housewife of New York," has just come out with a healthy dessert line featuring...vegan cupcakes? Holy inappropriate! (E! Online)

• The View's Sherry Shepherd says she's supporting Michelle Obama for first lady because "she's intelligent" and has "fabulous" hair. Strangely, frizzy-haired simpleton Cindy McCain was reportedly unavailable for comment. (Usmagazine.com)