• Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Barney compares serial Botoxing to getting your S.U.V. detailed. "You take care of your body like you take care of your car," she explains, nonsensically. "If my fenders get a little banged up, I gotta fix ’em ... I’m not going to let a nice car go to waste." Tamra? Meet Lisa Rinna.  (Life & Style Mag)

• Mamma Mia stars Dominic Cooper and Amanda Seyfried (she played the Dumb One in Mean Girls) are apparently dating in real life! Mandy breaks down the undeniable attraction: "We both look like frogs with our wide-set eyes, we’re both indecisive and neither of us has a lot of willpower." (Scandalist)

• This photo montage chronicles a typical day in the life of Speidi. (Best Week Ever)

• Tori Spelling may be willing to reprise her role as Aaron Spelling's untalented daughter virginal fashionista Donna Martin on the new (and decidedly not improved) 90210. (Usmagazine.com)

• Whether you remember Willie Aames from his days on Charles in Charge or his more recent gig on Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp, you'll be saddened to hear that he recently attempted suicide. Fortunately for all you Buddy Lembeck fan(s) out there, the actor's still here to tell the tale. (LA Times Blog)

+ Recession alert! You know you're on the brink of economic disaster/full-scale depression when even snotty rich people (like Jeana Keough, right, from The Real Housewives of Orange County) are cutting down on their crazy expenditures. (E! Online)

+ Note to former 'NSYNCer Joey Fatone -- Next time you feel like slamming the DWTS contestants for being tacky, you probably shouldn't follow it up by sitting on a toilet in the middle of Times Square. 'Kay? (Page Six, Best Week Ever)

+ Meanwhile, could the Dancing with the Stars judges BE any more in love with finalist Brooke Burke? "You're the one that we all want," said judge Bruno Toniolo following Burke's Grease-inspired freestyle number. Awww/ewww! (NY Daily News)

+ Former SNL funnyman Horatio Sanz is virtually unrecognizable now that he's embraced the power of the tweed blazer lost upwards of 80 pounds. (Scandalist)

+ The Girls Next Door get all hatted up for the Kentucky Derby! Fun fact: Kendra Wilkinson had to have her giant straw monstrosity custom-made because her head's "gigantic." (TV Watch)