On last night's Hills, Jayde Nicole had to sit back and watch as Brody Jenner's ex-girlfriend showered him with sex toys, sucked up to his mom, got beaned in the face by a water balloon (okay, that part was actually kinda fun) and lured him away to an after-party at Casa de Kristin. So how does she really feel about K-Cav? "I like her honesty," Jayde told the After Show's Jessi and Dan. "That's about it."

And since Little J was on such an honesty kick, she also weighed in on Kristin and Justin ("he looks a lot better now that he's not all beardy"), insisted she's not the possessive type and defended her (alleged) "vanilla" sex life with the Brodester ("[Kristin] must be doing something wrong"). Ouch! Better watch out, K-Cav -- something tells us this chick's not going down without a fight...

One thing ya gotta love about Kristin Cavallari: she always speaks the truth. So when we heard she was calling into The Hills: Live After Show last night to dish on her date with Justin Bobby, we knew she'd give us the straight-up dirt. So what's her story? Well, in addition to taking full credit for JB's magic makeover -- according to Kristin, he "looked like a bum" til she got her hands (and lips!) on him -- K-Cav reveals who made the first move, kisses-and-tells about Justin's smooching skills and explains how Audrina brought this all on herself. So pucker up and pull up a chair! It's time for the official post-game report.

+ Want more of Kristin's post-show analysis? Watch the the rest of the After Show online and take another look at what went down on last night's Hills!

In what may very well be her last After Show appearance ever (our smile = gone), Lauren Conrad stopped by MTV's Toronto set last night for a live (and juicy!) chat with Jessi and Dan.

In between being assaulted with emotional/cringe-worthy clips from her early days on camera, the hosts drilled LC (in the nicest way possible) about attending Speidi's wedding, as well as being replaced on The Hills by her ex-nemesis, Kristin Cavallari.

Given her heavy history with Kristin during Laguna (not to mention the past few weeks!), it was somewhat of a surprise to hear that Lauren thinks K-Cav's takeover "will be really good for the show."

But what will become of our fave-ever reality TV good girl? Well, Lauren's mostly hoping life away from the cams will cut out a good chunk of daily drama. (Wethinks she should keep dreamin' -- girl's a magnet for that kinda shtuff!)

Check out last night's After Show for loads more of the dishity-dish.

Stephanie Pratt may be a little "spaced out," but at least she's good for a laugh at her own expense, (soon-to-be ex) boss Kelly Cutrone told The Hills: Live After Show hosts last night. "She's one of the funniest interns I've ever had ... And that's about all I can say about that." Wow, is Kelly beginning to adhere to the philosophy that "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all"? Not completely. When asked by Dan if there's ever been a time when Kelly felt she's been too harsh on an employee, a story was relayed about the recent time she screamed at an assistant because "I ended up flying in a middle seat in coach next to a really obese person." OK, so maybe compassion for personal slaves and fat people will take some time and practice.

Watch the clip below of Kelly's interview on the After Show to also hear her thoughts on Speidi and Audrina's relationship issues, as well as her own Justin Bobby-type baggage!

On last week's episode of The Hills, Audrina admitted to sleeping with Brody in his hotel room, which begged the question from viewers, "Homegirl say what?" We hate to state the obvious here, but "sleeping with" could mean two very different things: 1) Brodrina stayed up late playing Boggle and passed out in accidental spoon position, or 2) they doggone done the narsty. Up until last night's episode, we kinda figured it was the latter interpretation ("Feelings are feelings," The Brodester told Audrina in Hawaii, followed by an unmistakable look of lust), but here to confuse us even further set the record straight is Audrina, with an official plea of "not guilty!" Check out the video clip from The Hills: Live After Show and tell us in the Comments section: Do you think 'Drina's telling the whole truth?

Not only was it a surprise to hear that Lauren Conrad had a change of heart and decided to attend Speidi's wedding this past weekend, but we also found it rather interesting that Kristin Cavallari of MTV's Laguna Beach days also showed her face at the shindig. LC's ex-frenemy even caught the bouquet!

It's been a while since we've seen Kristin in the mix, so her appearance at the wedding has sparked lotsa rumors, most notably that she'll be signing on for the next season of The Hills. And though we can't provide any answers at this time, we can say one thing: PLEASE. LET IT. BE TRUE. Man, we've missed that girl...

Take our poll and tell us whether you think Kristin can fill LC's shoes, then watch some fan-recorded video of Speidi's wedding extravaganza after the jump!

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Brody Jenner and his posse of man-boys aren't the only busy, busy, busy people who need a vacay from all The Hills drama. Reliable gossip go-to gal and MTV's weekly After Show host, Jessi Cruickshank, is currently lathering up in SPF 500 on the shores of Mexico. Sweet for her, but a bummer for Dan, who got left behind without a snarky sidekick to break down Speidi's trainwreck of a therapy session.

Luckily Lo Bosworth, The Hills cast member least likely to censor her opinions, was free for a little gab-fest -- and not a tad bit interested in holding back ("I would dominate Kelly Cutrone.") Check out Lo's guest stint on last night's After Show and tell us how you think she performed. (Should Jessi be worried about her job?)

Stephanie Pratt was the unofficial star of last night's Hills -- and the official guest star of its After Show when she called in to talk about her interview from hell with Kelly Cutrone, as well as her snark smackdown with Stacie The Bartender.

As usual, Jessi and Dan weren't short on questions -- or subtle with their delivery -- and Steph wasn't holding back either. Below, hear her explain why she thinks Stacie's bad news and listen to how she responds when asked if Spencer would ever do something shady with a lady other than Heidi...

I was just sitting here at my desk, counting down the minutes 'til 2009 and wondering if last year's sequined New Year's Eve number will still fit, when suddenly I was reminded of how snazzy everyone looked at the Hills finale event.

Man, what a fun night! Maybe the funnest finale ever. Personally, I think the P.D.A. had something to do with it. After all the naughty rumors, bad blood and mascara-stained tears from Season 4, it truly was a pleasant surprise to see the entire Hills cast showing each other so much love. Like, lots of it. In fact, some of them couldn't keep their hands off each other!

Exhibit A: Given their body language, there was absolutely no need for Audrina and Justin to vocalize their obvs on-again relationship status during the After Show. (A good thing, since neither of them quite excel at public speaking.)

Exhibit B: Brody and Frankie got super bromantic on the red carpet (and even dished about their secret slumber parties).

More touchy feely pics after the jump!

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As you're all well aware by now, The Hills LIVE finale event happens tonight at old-school NYC establishment, Tavern on the Green. And though there are some things we need to keep a surprise, let's do a little recap of the confirmed (and unconfirmed) deets:

Confirmed: Pussycat Dolls to perform!
Unconfirmed: Justin Bobby's lips to cause major catfight by mistaking Nicole Scherzinger for Audrina Patridge.

Confirmed: Entire Hills cast to attend!
Unconfirmed: Entire Pratt family to lead audience in Electric Slide.

Confirmed: Jessi and Dan in the hizzy to host a very special one-hour episode of the After Show!
Unconfirmed: Control Freak (me) to corner Dan after the After Show and see if he'll consider being my creative muse/lover.

The festivities start tonight at 8pm ET with a Hills mini-marathon. Watch the season finale at 10pm, followed by the After Show until 11:30!