• Actor-turned-rapper Joaquin Phoenix insists his music career is totes for realz, although he admits that it might be "laughable" and "ridiculous." You know, just like his crazy, homeless guy beard. (HuffPo, via E!)
• Ex-Playmate Kendra Wilkinson is super psyched to start a fam with her new fiance, but sez she won't be having kids anytime soon because "I don’t want to be fat for the wedding." (E! Online via Scandalist)
• Stephen King is notsomuch into Twilight. The horror!! (E! Online)
• Clay Aiken to appear on America's Next Top Model, presumably to teach the girls how to milk their reality tv stardom beyond the requisite 15 minutes. (Usmagazine.com)
• Shannon Doherty has announced that she'll be returning to 90210 Land one more time, because she needs the cash for old time's sake. (TV Watch)
• Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are (finally!) tying the knot this weekend! Reportedly, Portia will be wearing a "flowing, formfitting dress by Zac Posen" and Ellen will, presumably, take us back to Oscar night with one of her trademark pants suits. (NYP)
• Although the ladies of Danity Kane looked picture perfect on this week's G's to Gents, it appears all is not copacetic. (Perez Hilton)
• Is it finally curtains for Chris Noth's long-running Law & Order character, Detective Mike Logan? (E! Online)
• The season's over for Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-List, much to the disappointment of her show tunes loving, celebrity weekly-subscribing fanbase. (PopWatch)
• Brenda and Kelly (briefly) reunite on the new 90210 trailer! Now, all that's missing are a broody Dylan McKay and a high school populace with impossibly long sideburns. (People)
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• Sadly, Tori Spelling has decided that she will not be joining former co-stars (Shannon Doherty and Jennie Garth) in reprising her signature role on the CW's new 90210 spinoff. Fortunately, the "Donna Martin graduates!" episode will still live on in our hearts -- and, of course, our DVRs. (Deadline Hollywood Daily)
• Salma Hayek to venture into the exciting world of reality tv? (Usmagazine.com)
• Big Brother recap: Michelle gets mad, Libra gets glad and April gets nauseous. (People TV Watch)
• In a revealing new interview, SYTYCD runner-up Twitch reveals that he and Cat Deeley are "gangster buddies." For shizzle. (Entertainment Weekly)
