Canada's No. 1 DJ sure did clean up in Cancun. Not only did Pat score tons of camera time on the Real World (without even having to audition!), but he also managed to lure the hot-but-taken chick away from her obsessed loving bf and walk right into a threesome (with another hot-but-taken chick!). Then he fled the scene, no strings attached. Nice work for a guy with no personality and average looks.
Now that Pat's out of sight, he's soon to be out of Jonna's mind. Especially if he keeps blowing off her calls. You just know girl won't like flying solo for long, so what do you think's gonna be her next move? Some bed-hopping starting Episode 11? A bit of groveling to Matt? Nervous Breakdown City? Tell us your predictions!
Well, it's not like he didn't see it coming. On tonight's Real World, Jonna FINALLY set Matt free with a quick call, then a hop-skip-and-jump right into Pat's arms. And though we kinda thought of Matt as the Dungeons and Dragons type who may or may not have cast an undying love spell on the local hottie, we def have lots more compassion for the kid after watching the Cheech to his Chong cut the cord -- over the phone -- with absolutely no emotion in her voice. Guess that spell had a loophole: "Not effective in Cancun, Mexico."
Think Jonna was as heartless as Matt implied? Or was this just your normal, everyday breakup? Check out the scene all over again and leave a comment at a part that seems especially sad, cruel and/or pathetic. All ya gotta do is click the "Share" button (on the timeline) to pause the vid, say your peace and send your best one-liner into Facebook and Twitter! (Plus: To see what everyone else has been sayin', just roll over the squares at the bottom of the player.)
When Matt came up to visit Jonna, Derek told them to cut out the PDA's. When Bronne brought home a babe, Derek made fun of her vocal stylings. And now that Jasmine's FINALLY movin' on from Pat, Derek's rippin' on her for dating a gay guy. Seriously, WTF is the dude's problem?! Is he a jokester? Or just a total jerkass? Take the poll and tell us whether Derek's a fun-lovin' guy -- or a passive aggressive grouch.
Um, the thing you never EVER want to hear from your gf when she's living the Spring Break life in Cancun with a bunch of hot (not-so) strangers (anymore)? "What if you love me more than I love you?"
Matt's toast.
It's not like it hasn't been obvsiez that Jonna's not completely committed to her relationship with ole what's-his-name. But that sure had to hurt, hearing the love of his life thinking out loud that maybe-possible-definitely he's about to become her ex-boyfriend. Check out the sneak peek of this Wednesday's all-new Real World: Cancun to find out what happens when the flirty girl of the house realizes she's much too hot to stay with that guy back home who isn't on TV.
It's not easy having a boyfriend in Cancun, Mexico. Especially when a) he's a crazy possessive control freak, b) he lives a million miles away, and c) you're off having drunken co-ed sleepovers with your hot male friends. But would she ever actually cheat? Jonna says no, but (at last count) 87% of you predicted it's only a matter of time before she slips.
And as we gear up for tonight's all-new episode (in which Jonna bats her platonic eyelashes at Jasmine's object of obsession), we're giving Jonna a chance to reject a random meathead defend her relationship with Matt -- and YOU guys a chance to get in on the action.
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Apparently, Jonna's long-distance boyfriend, Matt, isn't the only one who thinks she's a little bit flirtatious. According to LMFAO, girl's got fun n' flirty down to an art form. (And, FYI, it doesn't hurt that she's smokin' hot.) But ANYway, when Redfoo needed a "love interest" for LMFAO's new video, natch he thought of his favorite Real World: Cancun cutie. Hope the boys let Jasminedown easy!
Meanwhile, with all the sexcapades going down in Cancun, it's hard to keep track of who's bangin' who. (Or, for that matter, what the word "bangin'" actually means.) Fortunately for us, LMFAO's Redfoo just HAPPENS to be a bona fide sexpert. After the jump, find out the difference between banging and boning once and for all! Bonus: The mental pictures last a lifetime.
When you take a ridiculously hot girl like Jonna, stick her in the Spring Break capital of the world, and tell her she can lookie-but-no-touchy, it's only logical that her boyfriend back home (Matt, was it?) would have a coupla trust issues. But as Bronne helpfully pointed out, Jonna's been flirting up a storm! And if she keeps on cuddling with guys in the hammock (and in the bed, and in the hot tub) it probsies won't be long before all the booze and boys go to her head.
Think Jonna's relationship can survive all this time apart? Or will the trust issues (and the ready supply of half-naked men) eventually break them apart? Take our poll and let us know whether Jonna and Matt are as good as O-V-E-R.
Bronne's usually pretty good about staying out of everyone else's biznass. But when Jonna plopped onto his lap after another semi-platonic cuddle sesh with Kirk, he finally called her out on her incessant flirting. Natch, Jonna responded by getting uber-defensive, (screaming "I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!" and rolling her eyes at Matt's icky "self-confidence" issues), but we silently applauded Bronne for suggesting that girls with boyfriends should maybe sleep alone.
While there was technically no exchange of bodily fluids, it sure looked like Jonna and CJ were on the stairway to heaven during tonight's episode of Real World: Cancun. Spooning! Cuddling! Hand-holding! Is that what platonic friends normally do? Not in our world, but then again, we have boyfriends who'd never put up with that kinda crapola.
Only time will tell whether Jonna's BF Matt will call her out for being emotionally unfaithful, but we want to hear what you have to say about the subject. Take our poll and tell us: Is Jonna (kinda? sorta? maybe?) cheating on Matt by being all snuggly with CJ?
Real World: Cancunairs Wednesdays at 10pm, but you don’t have to wait ’til then to check out the raw footage. Every day, we’ll be sifting through the ‘Real World Dailies‘ to make sure you’re getting your fill of the Cancun crew. (Tough job, we know, but hey — someone’s gotta do it!)
Despite what she keeps telling her super serious boyfriend back home, Jonna and CJ seemed awfully close to crossing the line tonight. And we couldn't help rolling our eyes just a little bit when she told Matt that EVERYBODY here snuggles (slash dry humps on the dance floor?!) and it totally doesn't mean a thing. (Hey, too bad CJ's ex-girlfriend didn't agree!)
But before you judge Jonna too harshly, know this: she may be a flirt, but she's not eyin' CJ exclusively! Turns out, she and Joey have had plenty of touchy-feely alone time, too. Which either makes it a lot better -- or SO much worse -- depending on your POV.
Either way, watch as Jonna shows her appreciation for Joey's, er, "music" then catch them swapping stories -- and spooning hardcore in the hammock! -- after the jump.
