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You're not the only ones watching Johnny Bananas at home and shaking your heads. Last night, Bananas' bad behavior on The Ruins (he tarred-and-feathered Derrick AND threw Syrus under the bus!) prompted the gals from Real World: Cancun to enter into a live Twitter debate! Check out what Emilee, Ayiiia and Jasmine had to say about Johnny's stunt, plus hear why Em wants everyone on both teams to STFU about being forced to compete.

We know, we know, hell hath officially frozen over and nothing will EVER top Joey and Ayiiia's night of forbidden love. But that wasn't the only Real World mo that threw us for a loop this season. Join us as we take a quick look back at the five OTHER RW: Cancun moments that nobody saw coming!
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We'd like to say we loved all our Real World-ers equally, but the truth is, life's one big popularity contest and it's time we found out who's swingin' with the in-crowd. Think CJ, Joey, Bronne and Derek had it going on? Or were you more down with the ladies (i.e. Emilee, Jonna, Jasmine and Ayiiia)? Take our poll and tell us which RW roomie has you missin' Mexico already!

This season, we've seen Bronne kiss a really, really old lady, Joey bed half the Spring Break population and Jonna and Ayiiia take Canada's No. 1 DJ for a ride he won't forget. And with Joey's surprise return, we have a feeling we're about to see some more roomie-on-roomie action. The only problem? There's three hot chicks vying for his attention, and only so much rocker boy to go around!

Yep, while Jasmine's racking up the long-distance minutes with JR, her roommates -- Emilee, Jonna and (drum roll, please!) Ayiiia -- are falling all over themselves for the chance to test-drive Joey's lovemakin' machine. Watch as Jonna gets ready to make her move on tomorrow night's Real World: Cancun finale, while Joey and his former nemesis agree to leave the past in the past -- and completely start over. Possibly even in bed!

This isn't the first time the girls in the house have accused Jonna of cozying up to the guys. And while they're not exactly wrong (did ya SEE her wrestling with CJ/Bronne at the end!?) we also can't say we blame Jonna for defecting to to Team XY.

Sure, the boys aren't perfect -- take, for instance, Bronne's Crazy Hitler Rant -- but at least they're not gossipy and passive aggressive like the ladies. (Unless you think whispering meanly is really code for "We wanna be for your friend.")

And after watching the boy/girl/Jonna divide unfold again (hello, deja vu!) we wanna know whether Jonna a. can't be friends with girls (Ayiiia's theory), b. thrives on male attention (Emilee and Jasmine's theory) or c. legitimately dislikes Ayiiia, Emilee and Jasmine (our theory).

So which is it? Tell us whether you think Jonna hates all girls -- or just the ones who talk about her behind her back (and call her a man-stealer). Sheez. Women.

Real World: Cancun airs Wednesdays at 10pm, but you don’t have to wait ’til then to check out the raw footage. Every day, we’ll be sifting through the ‘Real World Dailies‘ to make sure you’re getting your fill of the Cancun crew. (Tough job, we know, but hey — someone’s gotta do it!)

Despite the occasional nonsensical argument, Jonna and Jasmine have been on much better terms ever since their boys flew back to Canada. Watch as Jonna grills Jas about moving to Toronto while Jasmine pretends she hasn't already made up her mind. And picked out her wedding dress. And named each of her seven unborn children after JR ...

Real World: Cancun airs Wednesdays at 10pm, but you don’t have to wait ’til then to check out the raw footage. Every day, we’ll be sifting through the ‘Real World Dailies‘ to make sure you’re getting your fill of the Cancun crew. (Tough job, we know, but hey — someone’s gotta do it!)

Anyone who's been following along this season knows Jasmine's done a couple of things she's not proud of, including following Pat around like an un-fixed puppy dog and downing wine by the gallon in the confessional. So how will she break the news to her parents? Turns out she's doing it in stages. Watch as Jas gently preps her mom for her future embarrassment, and fends off a slew of awkward questions (like "Will I need nerve medication?"). Oh, lighten up, Mom!

Holy uncomfortableness! In one of the worst thought-out plans in Real World history (except for, you know, the threesome) Jonna, Pat, JR and Jasmine sat 'round the dinner table for some fine Tuscan fare and predictably awful conversation. So what was on the menu for tonight? Awkward pauses with a side of inappropriate put-downs. And for dessert: Emilee's not-so-revealing epiphany that Pat's an immature jerkass (NO!) who still gets his kicks out of torturing Jas.

But while Emilee placed the blame squarely on the DJ's evil (if scrawny)  shoulders, we're wondering if Jonna isn't as innocent as that freespirted/vaguely Aunt Jemima-ish bandana would have you believe. From what we saw, girl wasn't doing much to help put Jasmine and JR at ease, either. ('Member when she ran out of the room giggling after Jasmine politely extended the invitation? Yeah, not cool.)

+ Think Pat's mostly to blame for the dinner debacle? Or does his latest RW hookup serious gf Jonna deserve equal credit? Meanwhile, props to Em for getting through the meal ... without "accidentally" spilling her wine all over Pat's crotch.

This one goes out to that S.O.B. Pat
Who hereafter serves as living proof that
Tall, dullish dudes sometimes DO get the girl!
All they need's a turntable - and a show called Real World.

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