Survey says: Pat's an attention-starved mooch who's bound to crush Jonna into a thousand little pieces. Well, that's what every roommate aside from Derek seems to think. And while Jonna's also been having some serious doubts about her long-distance relationship with Canada's No. 1 DJ, she told us ever-so-hesitantly after the reunion taping that she knows Pat really does care about her. Really. She thinks. Check it out:
Whoops, Jonna let it slip that she's already cheated on her current (sort of) bf! But unlike Matt, it sounds like Pat's managed to forgive his ticket to fame gal, which leaves us with a question or two: Should the Real World: Cancun's unfaithful roomies have been be given a get-outta-jail-free card? Hey, Ayiiia almost made it to the finish line with Ryan! Doesn't getting close count for something? After the jump, watch video of the roomies discussing whether it's possible to leave the Real World with a relationship still in tact. Read more...
Now that the smoke's cleared -- and the tequila shots have stopped flowing like water -- the Real World: Cancun roomies are gettin' together (tonight, at 10pm!) to discuss what REALLY went down in international waters. And since 60 minutes of Q&A wasn't enough for us, we grabbed the casties and got them to spill on all the hookups, breakups and blowups we DIDN'T see.
Get a sneak peek of the post-reunion show action (below, Derek, Jonna and Ayiiia blame Mexico for singlehandedly ruining their relationships!) and check back later for more cast interviews, relationship updates and WTF moments from the Cancun cast.
And since there's plenty more Cancun footage that never made it past the cutting room floor, we're hitting you with even more cast/crew hijinx. Find out how Emilee, Bronne and Joey got their revenge on production, plus after the jump, hear why Derek's ex-boyfriend Kyle will think twice before drinking and riding passenger side again ...
We'd like to say we loved all our Real World-ers equally, but the truth is, life's one big popularity contest and it's time we found out who's swingin' with the in-crowd. Think CJ, Joey, Bronne and Derek had it going on? Or were you more down with the ladies (i.e. Emilee, Jonna, Jasmine and Ayiiia)? Take our poll and tell us which RW roomie has you missin' Mexico already!
Real World: Cancunairs Wednesdays at 10pm, but you don’t have to wait ’til then to check out the raw footage. Every day, we’ll be sifting through the ‘Real World Dailies‘ to make sure you’re getting your fill of the Cancun crew. (Tough job, we know, but hey — someone’s gotta do it!)
Now that Joey's back, CJ's got some competition in the hearttrob department and Bronne no longer has the Loudest Dude In The House title on permanent lockdown. Watch as the three overgrown fratties explore their sillier sides in a heavy metal-inspired group confessional while Derek proves he's not quite ready to get down with his bad self.
On the off-chance you're not familiar with the current peso-to-dollar conversion rate, we did a little mental math (ok, FINE, we used Google's Currency Converter) and learned that the cost of CJ's freedom came out to roughly $131.87. And after CJ's friends scrounged up enough money to cover the bribe -- er, super official Mexican fine -- it was off to Vegas, where CJ managed to impress the NFL scouts (despite Tweedledum and Tweedledee's Halftime Show).
Natch, we were blown away by CJ's skillz (who knew he could do anything besides win Hot Body contests and awkwardly hit on girls!?), plus we liked watching Derek and Bronne cheer him on, in their silly, too-loud "We think 'dom' is a word" kinda way.
Anyhow, just wanted to say congratulations, CJ. Not only did you keep a totally straight face while lying to Joey (ps, this Lauren chick sounds hot!), but you went from Mexican prison to NFL glory in 72 hours. Who says this kid's got no game!?
The Real World gods must be smiling down on CJ, cause dude's boring-ish football tryouts just HAPPEN to be in the one place crazier than Cancun! Yep, because Spring Break wasn't ridiculous enough, next week's CJ's flying the boys down to Vegas to be his personal cheerleaders! Watch as Derek and Bronne get the invitation of a lifetime while Jonna finds out she's in for an all-girls' weekend. (Hmm, did somebody say foursome??)
This one goes out to that S.O.B. Pat
Who hereafter serves as living proof that
Tall, dullish dudes sometimes DO get the girl!
All they need's a turntable - and a show called Real World.
When Matt came up to visit Jonna, Derek told them to cut out the PDA's. When Bronne brought home a babe, Derek made fun of her vocal stylings. And now that Jasmine's FINALLY movin' on from Pat, Derek's rippin' on her for dating a gay guy. Seriously, WTF is the dude's problem?! Is he a jokester? Or just a total jerkass? Take the poll and tell us whether Derek's a fun-lovin' guy -- or a passive aggressive grouch.
Joey's gone. Bronne split. Even Lupa (the disembodied cornrows chick) is swimmin' with the fishes. Yep, in two short weeks, we've gone from an 8-person funhouse -- and an even guy-girl ratio -- to a snoozy, 4-gal sixsome. And we're thinking the RW: Cancun digs could use a little more testerone.
C'mon, think about it. These girls aren't allowed to watch tv, listen to the radio or surf the web. They're allowed to go to clubs but not get drunk. And they're living with a snippy gay guy and a dude who makes Dwight from The Office look smooth. They're bored out of their frickin' minds! No wonder that freakishly dull Canadian suddenly seems like a prize worth fighting over.
Then again, throwing a new guy into the mix isn't always a game-changer (remember Nick from RW: Hollywood? We don't!). But hey, with Bronne chatting up stray dogs and living in Casa de Crap, we'll take all the extra help we can get.
