
Last week, we all witnessed the sudden exile of Jersey Shore housemate Angelina. Apparently, she never read the book, An Idiot’s Guide to Calling into Work Sick. (If she had, then she’d have known that the proper technique for faking a cough/cold requires a popsicle stick, cheap cigar and raw onion.)
Angelina's sudden departure left us with many unanswered questions -- the first one being, “What the hell was in those garbage bags?” And second, "Will producers fill her vacancy with another person?" In the case that they decide to -- and let's all cross our fingers -- I've gone ahead and put together a wish list of possible replacements:
Robert Pattinson: Lets face it, the boy could use some Jersey sun.
Tiger Woods: Dude's got plenty of free time on his hands now!
Kim Kardashian: I’d like to see her in a hot tub with Snooki.
Octomom: Her litter would probably double by the end of the season.
Pauly Shore: I’m nostalgic, and he kind of looks like a less buff version of ‘The Situation’.
Jon Gosselin: There’s a good chance Ronnie would deck him!
Betty White: Just 'cuz.
Think any of my fantasy housemate picks would work out? Tell us which one you'd like to see move into the Shore house, or offer up your own suggestion in the comments!