MTV stars tweeted up a storm again this week! So we've taken the best of the best and dished them out for your personal enjoyment. Find out who Paris Hilton really loves, hear Heidi Pratt 'splain why she's the next Rihanna and learn why Stephanie Pratt was hiding under the covers after a night out with her Hillzies.

She may not have left the mansion tonight as Paris Hilton's 'New BFF,' but Desirae definitely made some friends for life! Plus, she went home with a few invaluable fashion pointers. Tip No. 1: Price tags should always be kept private...

I’m not offended that Paris eliminated me. I actually woke up that morning and knew I was going home -- my heart just wasn’t in it anymore. I was sick, throwing up and sleeping the whole day. Plus, I gained 10lbs because I wasn't eating healthy meals. Worst of all, I was getting annoyed with myself and my roommates, which isn’t in my nature.

As for my fashion faux pas, we've all made mistakes when it comes to clothes haha. I guess I just figured Paris was going with the whole "doll" theme that day. And let me just take a second to clear up what happened in Episode 3, when I thought it was OK to mention the price of my dress.

In 2001, Paris herself wore a dress with POKER CHIPS on it and then mentioned on the red carpet that the chips added up to one million dollars! Now, I put Paris in the same category as Rihanna and Megan Fox -- they wear what they want and do what they want -- therefore, I didn't consider it tacky to bring up the cost of my dress because she had done the same thing! But silly me, this isn’t 2001 anymore. Paris has grown up a lot since her early 20s.

As for the other contestants ... I came into this crazy escapade with a very open mind. I wasn't so much trying to find a BFF but rather offer my BFFness to Paris. At the start, I didn’t care to meet anyone else, but that changed VERY quickly.
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After crashing The Definition's zombie dance rehearsal (and picking up on the "get lost" vibe Malik was putting out), Tyler wisely decided he'd rather start a crew of his own. So he hit up Party City, grabbed a couple of mime costumes and started doing air flares while the rest of his group yelled "We 'bout to make it rain, BLACK style!"

And, in a weird way, it sort of worked!

Natch, Malik's squad had longer to prepare for the talent show (they hit the stage in full Halloween makeup, with a routine liberally inspired by Rihanna's "Disturbia" vid), but in the end, Black Rain (and Chris Brown!) triumphed, and Malik made shocked faces and shrieked at the unfairness of it all.

+ Think the judges got it right by giving Tyler's crew the higher marks? Or did they simply fail to appreciate the amazingness of The Definition's third-hand reinterpretation of "Thriller?" Take our poll and let us which dancers had the best moves!

We know, we know. After last week's episode of Making the Band 4, the future of Danity Kane seems more up in the air than ever. And since we're hopelessly optimistic, (our boyfriend calls it "delusional"), we've decided to keep the faith by listing the Top 5 Reasons Danity Kane Need To Work Sh*t Out.

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Tila Tequila's new book may be best known for its sexpert relationship advice and do-it-yourself dating aphorisms (i.e. "F--- like a porn star") but apparently, it's also the perfect platform for instigating one-sided feuds with international superstars.

According to MediaTakeOut.com, the reality has-been/Shot at Love alum found time to blast Rihanna in between chapters, calling the singer "packed," "unoriginal" and "f---ing boring."

When reached for response, a nonplussed Rihanna quietly ignored the snipe, put on one of her 800 designer frocks and went about her daily routine of churning out successive number one hits, making oodles and oodles of money and dating drop-dead gorge megastar Chris Brown.

We already knew LC and the rest of the Hills gang would be ruling the red carpet at tonight's VMAs. But we didn't expect to see her handing out a Moonman with Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford! (OMFG!) In case you missed the pre-show festivities -- and LC/Chace handing out the award for "Best New Artist" -- here's what we learned:

• That whole "Don't wear white after Labor Day" thing is a load of bull. Lauren looked slamming in her uber-glam, white-as-snow red carpet gown. Guess that means there's new hope for our pearly white capris! (UPDATE: Capris are out. We've been informed that they "make [us] look like [we] have cankles.")

• Lauren loves Rihanna and Chris Brown's style. Hear that, guys? LC luuuurves you. If there an award for "Best-Dressed Couple Who Won't Confirm They're Actually Dating", you two would be a shoo-in!

• She's not scared of running into Heidi on the red carpet. Sez Lauren, "I kinda just show up and do my thing." And it looks as though there won't be a confrontation tonight. At least, not unless the VMAs after-party is in L.A. At Area.

• She got to touch Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel. Anyone know how to say "Back off, girl, he's mine" in German?