Full disclosure: Before Paris Hilton's My New BFF premiered, I thought the idea of competing for someone's friendship was pretty dumb. Actually, I still do. The difference now is that I genuinely believe Paris and Brittany have come to care about each other and will remain close. If you still have any reservations, just take a look at this exclusive video interview with Paris, in which she brags about her 'beautiful' new bestie and all the fun things they'll do together... Ah, young love.

Tonight's episode of Paris Hilton's My New BFF ended with two bestie contestants getting eliminated. There was one teary-eyed goodbye to sweet-faced Shelley and then a second, much less emotional (like, c-ya-wouldn't-wanna-be-ya style) farewell to Corrie. So what was that all about? Turns out Paris still couldn't tell whether Corrie was for realzies or not. Watch our exclusive video interview with P. Hilton below to find out why she'll always love Shelley -- and why Corrie might be better off with a bikini for a BFF...

In yesterday's BFF poll, only 15 percent of you thought Lauren possessed the chops to be Paris Hilton's best friend. Looks like the heiress agreed with the majority vote -- Paris sent Lauren packing tonight after putting all five girls up for discussion.

It's becoming more obvious with each episode that Paris is looking mainly for loyalty, so it's no surprise that Lauren was asked to leave when she fell under scrutiny for being two-faced. In this video clip, Paris gets specific about her decision to send Lauren back to dry land:

Since the start of Paris Hilton's My New BFF, Kayley insisted that she was a homebody and intent on not tarnishing her Grandaddy Clark Gable's good name. So getting shnockered all the time probably wasn't the best way to prove herself.  Ultimately Paris bid farewell to the Patron-hugging party girl out of concern for her own image. And because Clark would have wanted it that way.

But don't take our word for it, P. Hilton gives it to you straight in the video below:

Paris Hilton has played a starring role in many celebrity bitch fights throughout the years. Remember all the catty comments slung back and forth between her and Simple Life costar Nicole Richie? Or what about her public feud with Lindsay 'Firecrotch' Lohan? Thing is, P. Hilton's older and wiser now, and frankly she's all bitched out. As much as the heiress thought Kiki was a cool chick, she just didn't want to chill with someone who might turn on her easily. Let her give it to you straight:

On tonight's Paris Hilton's My New BFF, the girls were rated on their flirtation skills. But Natasha didn't feel like making out (or even kissing up) to Dirt Nasty, whom she already knew from way back when. It was sort of like that time in Japan when she didn't feel like walking the red carpet (because it wasn't rolled out for her specifically) or that other time when she didn't feel like paying attention to a performance critique (because the director wasn't worth her time). Kinda made us wonder: Was anyone cool enough for Natasha? Well, Paris didn't feel like having to prove herself to some civilian, which became a major deal breaker. Find out what else sent our Jersey Girl packing in this exclusive interview with P. Hilton herself:

Whatevs, Natasha now says she wouldn't step into Paris' shadow even if she was asked. Girlfriend just wasn't put on this Earth to play follow the leader. And now that she's 4 eva outta P-Town, Natasha can tell you what she really thought of Perez Hilton and the other BFF contestants. Check it out after the jump!
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I'm not one to take offense at much -- even poop jokes are fair game here on Remote Control -- but was Paris Hilton's director friend for real tonight? Kiki may be many things, but FAT is not one of them. That misogynistic Brett Ratner-wannabe needed a swift kick in his own pooper after disrespecting the girls so hard -- and thankfully Natasha was on set to give him her chair just that.

Relive Natasha's tough girl moment and hear straight from her lips why that rude dude -- and other select peeps -- just aren't worth her time...

Was she too distracted by his dry heaving at the amusement park? Turned off by the race war he instigated with Corrie? Or was it that over-the-top toothbrush incident? Oh, Onch, you certainly kept us entertained these past four weeks... if only you had kept your mouth shut for a single sec? According to Paris, it wasn't one specific thing that put her totally over Onch's rainbow -- apparently he just made a little too much noise in general. (Sigh).

Too shy to strike up a casual conversation? Not hot. Can't control your party girl impulses? Definitely not hot. And those were two of the major reasons why Sinsu and Bryan weren't invited back to P-Town tonight. But wait! There's more. Below, Paris gives details on why both potentials got booted from BFF-Ville:

Why wasn't Baje BFF material? We went straight to the source and asked Paris Hilton why being besties with the show's Sleeping Beauty was a lost cause. Below, Paris elaborates on her decision to give Baje the boot.

Make sure to check back each week to hear more from our lovely host on what motivated her elimination choices!