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With no end date in sight, Audrina Patridge is moving full steam ahead on a media blitz to promote her new VH1 series, and this morning the former "Hills" star chatted up Ryan Seacrest about her big promotion to leading ladyhood. But before she was offered the requisite 30 seconds to pitch her product, Ryan forced her to listen to her mother's infamous drunken rambling (slash unintentional viral video) for the first time ever. "My mom has no filter," 'Drina put it simply.

After defending Lynn's appetite for chardonnay and "larger-than-life personality," the reality beauty got drilled about the new guy she's dating "talking to," polo player Nick Roldan, who just so happens to be a friend of Prince Harry. So does that mean 'Drina will be attending the upcoming Royal Wedding? Acting as if she hadn't even considered the idea, she told Seacrest that she didn't know. Which probably means she's already picked out the dress and is planning to bend it with Beckam and Posh Spice on the dance floor.

+ Listen to the full interview here.

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Tags Audrina Patridge, David Beckham, Lynn Patridge, Nick Roldan, Posh Spice, Prince Harry

As I’m sure y'all know, there are several ways to eat an Oreo. The totally boring way is to chomp the whole thing in one bite. Another option is to separate the cookie, leaving the frosting for the post-cookie coma. Yet another way is to scrape the creamy parts from multiple Oreos and throw away the cookies because they’re really nothing more than a frosting delivery service.

What does all this have to do with the season finale of The City, you ask? Well, just when I was beginning to feel like The City had been giving us a lot of cookies and no creamy frosting, the finale revealed that they’ve been saving ALL of the frosting from literally THOUSANDS of Oreos for the end of the season. Detox verdict: delish!

With unmatched style and poise, Whitney tied up all the loose ends of her season arc, putting Olivia in her place, giving Jay a swift kick down under and even getting some serious face time with Diane Von Freaking Furstenberg! This episode had more girl power than a Tyra Banks talk show featuring a duet by Posh Spice and Miley Cyrus.

Whitney, Olivia, Allie and that other girl: It’s been one hell of a ride... Too much frosting. Gonna puke.

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Tags Diane von Furstenberg, Jay Lyon, Miley Cyrus, Olivia Palermo, Posh Spice, The City's Allie, Tyra Banks, Whitney Port

As soon as we heard Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were hosting tomorrow's live Engaged & Underaged wedding special (1pm ET), we got to thinking about the couple's own plans to hop (re-hop?) down the aisle. So what will Speidi's Wedding: Part Deux actually entail? Here's a couple of our bestest/silliest/most wishful thinkingest ideas:

+ Theme: Fancypants. This over-the-top black-tie affair (catered by the winner of Top Chef: New York, photographed by Us Weekly and planned to perfection by Brent Bolthouse) will have all the snooty staples: giant, four-tiered wedding cake (think: too gorgeous to eat), long, flowy couture dresses for the girls, James Bond tuxes for the boys. Party favors to include designer giftbags (fuchsia-colored Balenciagas, natch) filled with a Tiffany crystal-framed glamor shot of the happy couple. Honeymoon to follow at Doug Reinhardt's parent's house in Cabo.

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Tags Brent Bolthouse, Doug Reinhardt, Heidi Montag, Holly Montag, Jack Sparrow, Keira Knightley, Manolo Blahnik, Posh Spice, Rachel Zoe, Speidi's Wedding, Spencer Pratt