On Real World: Brooklyn's Ep. 6 After Show, Mark the host (slash Road Rules contestant 10 zillion years ago) organized a pissing beauty contest between himself and Scott to see whose abs are hotter. (What better excuse to show the world you're still a contender?)

In the video clip below, listen to Scott explain his outrage over Katelynn's undie escapade and see if his beefcakeness tops the ole man's:

BONUS: In honor of Kate's stripper pole obsession, After Show guests Chet, Ryan, Scott and Paula put their own special talents on display. Check it:

We'd forgotten just how many times Johnny called Ev a "dumb b-tch" until we watched that painful video montage during last night's Island reunion special. And while we hadn't forgotten about the whole Kenny/Walnuts boat betrayal, we had underestimated the number of casties who came away from the Island with a Kenny-sized chip on their shoulders.

Sure, Bananas is the one who came across as some sorta angry chick-hating misogynist, but he says he got unfairly cast as the villain this year (possibly to fill in for resident Challenge badass CT). More surprisingly? The girls -- Robin, KellyAnne, and Jenn -- actually seem to agree with him.  According to the ladies, Kenny was a traitorous trash-talker -- and, consequently, the bigger "chump" of the two. And all three (plus Paula, in between hiccuping/gulping/crying) agreed the cameras should've shown less of Kenny's nice guy act -- and more of his backstabby, behind-the-scenes behavior.

Natch, we feel like our whole world's been turned upside down (Is Kenny not the dimply mama's boy we thought he was? Does Johnny (gulp) actually have a soul? Did Dunbar not have the 'Biggest Jerkface' title on lockdown??) so we figured we'd let you guys settle this one once and for all. Take our poll and tell us who YOU think was the worst overgrown frat boy in all the land.

Sure, we all watched last week as Ev sold her soul to the Devil (or at least to Johnny Bananas), bounced Paula out of the winning boat and led the guys to a smooth-sailing victory. But it's not like that's the ONLY thing that went down this season.

And since we happen to have photographic memories (and all the episodes at our fingertips) we've decided to relive the craziness by taking a look back at some of The Island's craziest moments. Starting with...#12.

#12. Hi Tonya! Bye Tonya! The hot-tempered Challenge vet quickly got into with an argyle-clad Kenny (Remember that sweater?) and was back on the boat to civilization before you could even say "Episode 2."

#11. Hey, remember how tough Dave was on Real World: Hollywood? Yeah, not so much on The Island. Witness his major meltdown (Dude, what's your malfunction??) and read his mostly nonsensical explanations for his subsequent self-removal.

#10. Awww, look! It's Robin accusing Johanna of "f---ing" her way to the top. Later, Joey would try and take back what she said about weaseling out of faceoffs but hey, that's what the rewind button is for.

Keep reading the Island's Top 12 Moments, after the jump!

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Sure, Kenny, Johnny and Derek won $75K each, but we all know the REAL story is that visor-wearing vixen who came out of nowhere to take Paula's spot on the winning boat -- and row her way to victory. So how'd Ev go from challenge misfit to Island royalty? We're not sure, but we're thinking it involves some powerful combination of luck, determination and the fact that she's just much, much better than everyone else at, well, just about everything. Anywho, here's the 30-second recap of Evelyn's amahzing journey to the top.

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"I still toss and turn at night," Kenny recently told us about his decision to keep his word to Ev, thus betraying his good friend and alliance partner, Paula. We already showed you how Paula's been dealing since, but below Kenny vents about the tough position in which he found himself during the Island finale. Kenny's only request of you when watching the video clip: "Don't judge!" Uh, sorry Kenny, that's our job.

So what do you think? Did Kenny prove himself to be a real man by keeping his promise to Evelyn, or should he have stuck by Paula no matter what? Which castaways really deserved to be on that winning sailboat?

Paula took a major hit during tonight's Island finale when The Alliance betrayed her trust and chose Evelyn as their co-paddler. Was anyone so naive to think 75K couldn't come between friends?

So yeah, Paula got stuck with the stubby end of stick, and that sucks for her, but this might've been the first time Kenny's ever taken the high road. Hurrah! I mean, Evelyn really deserved to be on that damn boat, doncha think?

Anywho, Paula's a pretty forgiving person... turns out there aren't anymore hard feelings. At least that's what it sounds like in the video clip below. But no one ever said a girl couldn't change her mind -- ya might want to tune in next week for The Reunion Special when P. Walnuts attempts to drown Kenny in a river of her tears.

Real World/Road Rules Challenges are like potato chips — once you start, you can’t get enough. Which is why I’ll be sifting through the ‘Challenge Dailies‘ each afternoon to make sure you’re getting your fill of the crazy castaways. (Tough job, I know, but somebody’s gotta do it!)

Apparently, everyone's taken it as a foregone conclusion that Ev will win the final faceoff and come away with a key. And if/when she does, the next question becomes who's key is she gonna go after? According to Dunbar, Ev's looking to take out a top competitor. Which could turn out to be a pretty good strategy. Because, as D-bar puts it, "there's at least three people with a key that, like, are kinda pathetic." And we all know the final challenge is sink or swim...

Real World/Road Rules Challenges are like potato chips — once you start, you can’t get enough. Which is why I’ll be sifting through the ‘Challenge Dailies‘ each afternoon to make sure you’re getting your fill of the crazy castaways. (Tough job, I know, but somebody’s gotta do it!)

Nothing gets your weekend started quite like watching a crazy, nonsensical throwdown between Paula and Dunbar. And in this clip, we're not sure what to make of Paula's high-pitched cackling, her shiny Wellington rain boots or her staunch determination to pick a fight with D-bar.

(Based on all the talk about Ashlee and Dunbar's girlfriend, we're guessing Paula -- who's admitted she has a thang for Dunbar -- is confusing innocent flirting with threatening to disclose incriminating info about Dunbar's off-camera extracurriculars. But seeing as she's slurring her words and dressed like Paddington Bear, it's kind hard to tell for sure.)

Anyhow, one thing we do know is this: Johnny Bananas doesn't exactly look thrilled to be in the middle of it -- whatever "it" is. But from the sounds of it, (a) Paula knows something she's not telling (at least, not yet!) and (b) Dunbar could DEFINITELY use another protein shake. Or at least a good old-fashioned boinkfest.

From the looks of things tonight, The Islanders are becoming a little irritated by Dunbar's ever increasing ego. And according to Paula & Ryan, we haven't seen the half of it.

Sure, we'll admit dude's got a hot bod, but what's all the fuss? Isn't this the same guy from Real World: Sydney who had anger management probs and cheated on the love of his life with a practical stranger? Below, Dunbar's fellow castmates try and make sense of his self adoration:

+ So what do you think? Is Dunbar all he's cracked himself up to be, or is he just another hotheaded Rookie who needs to get served?

Remember way back to Real World: Denver when our biggest Colie concern was whether she could keep count of her sexual partners? Well, there's been no more ho-show for Colie on The Island, that's for sure. 'New Colie' is a faithful girlfriend, frequent suntanner/rester and the bestest buddy a girl like Johanna could have.

Here's the thing: Paula & Ryan like 'Old Colie' better! Allow them to explain: