We've already seen some serious shiz go down in the BFF Mansion this season. But now that Kaitlin and Katie are gone, we figured things would be drama-free for a while. 'Til we saw this clip of David waging war against the loudest ladies of the house. We're not entirely sure what the fight is about (something about shoelaces and Amanda getting manhandled?!) but between David's dry monotone, Tiniecia's hysterics and Mandy's raspy "you put your hands on me!" this week's episode's shaping up to be pretty intense. And you can bet Queen Bee Paris is paying close attention ...

We're halfway through Paris Hilton's grueling search for a new slave sidekick, but the heiress sure isn't making the game any easier for its remaining contestants. On tonight's episode, another two wannabes bit the dust -- hard, and to their own dismay. R.I.P. Nicole and Kaitlin! (And lovely Farrah Fawcett, as long as we're on the subject.)

Below, check out Kaitlin's update on life after taping the emotional roller-coaster ride known to y'all as Paris Hilton's My New BFF...

Well, my time was cut short, but what a wonderful/stressful/ exhausting/once-in-a-lifetime experience it was!

I think people have this idea of reality TV like it's all fun, games and parties. Although that's a big part of it, it's also very tedious and stressful.

At one point in the show, Stephen called me "a mess" -- and honestly, I was. It's hard to be enthusiastic and in the right state of mind when you're not sleeping enough, not eating well and can't talk to your friends or family from back home. Plus, taking heat from other cast members doesn't help. You should always take this into consideration when watching reality shows!

The best times I had during this entire experience were when the cameras were off! One of my favorite memories is making everyone breakfast (every day!), no matter what happened the night before. (I always wanted to make sure everyone got a hearty meal before we started the day.) They never show that!

As for my casting footage, I could blog all day about how it was edited, what they did to it to make it look and sound the way it did. But shame on me for my foolishness in that tape and giving producers/editors even more material to work with.

You barely ever get on reality TV for being some perfect, God-loving creature. I knew I would have to be controversial to get on the show. And hey, I guess it worked. I would still like to apologize to anyone who my words offended. It wasn't the way I wanted to go out, but it is what it is. I still don't agree with how and why I was eliminated.
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After spending some quality time with Stephen, Paris declared him "one of the realest people here." And while we happen to LOVE his snarky comments ('Member when he called Katie's style "fun but slightly tragic?" Classic!) we're not entirely sure we agree.

C'mon, ever notice how he's all smiles -- and way less beyotchy -- whenever he's around Paris? Or how he TOTALLY backpedaled when Paris asked him to repeat his dis on Nicole? Yep, we're all for making a good impression -- but we think Stephen might be playing a little TOO nice. 'Course, we've been wrong before (okay, fine, a lot!) so take the poll and tell us whether dude's worthy of Paris' trust.

Katie didn't exactly stay classy upon her elimination from last night's Paris Hilton's My New BFF, and homegirl should know that when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. In the below video, Paris calmly addresses bleep-happy Katie's reaction to getting kicked out of the mansion. Word to the wise: Don't piss on Paris' house. She's the only diva allowed in it.

Clearly, Paris made the right call by cutting Katie loose (girl heard TTYN and fired back with some four-letter words of her own!). But we would've liked to have seen more of Kristen, the slightly spoiled rich girl who reminds us that not everyone in Tinseltown wears a size 0. So who should've gone home instead? That'd be Nicole, the girl whose helium-meet-nails-on-a-chalkboard voice is topped only by her fugly prom style and her icky "Paris doesn't hang out with fat girls" snipes.

Think Nicole should've been booted for being an airhead with next-to-no fashion sense? Or was Paris right to toss Kristen, the (apparently) stuck-up trustafarian who snoozed through the makeover challenge? Take our poll and let us know whether Paris got it right this week!

Now that Paris has weeded out the husband-stealers and vomit-inducing lap dancers, it's time to see what the rest of the girls (and, um, Stephen) are made of! Next week, the drama continues when the World's Biggest Cupcake quickly leads to the World's Biggest Cupcake Fight -- and a one-on-one grudge match between lippy ladies Katie and Desirae. Fortch, Paris has the perfect way to get everyone cleaned off: makeover mania!! But BFFs beware: looks aren't everything. And for one of these "airheads," it's TTYN...

The wannabe besties endured yet another double elimination on tonight's Paris Hilton's My New BFF. Man, P's cleaning house quickly! Guess the girl just knows exactly what she's looking for this time around. And unfortch for Monica, it wasn't her. Below, check out another ex-BFF's reaction to getting the boot so early on in the game.

I wasn’t shocked at getting eliminated -- in fact, I kind of seen it coming. I think that Paris is looking for someone who isn't reminiscent of her wild and crazy party days. She has Doug now and is trying to clean up her image. I’m a college graduate; I work hard, take care of my family ... but I also play hard! I do not regret anything I did on the show -- who cares about a silly lap dance and popping a bottle of champagne? Big DEAL! My dress was short, how scandalous!! At least I was wearing underwear…I was disappointed with Paris for passing judgment because she herself doesn’t have the cleanest track record. She acted like what I did was more risqué than anything she's ever done. She should know what it feels like when people pass judgment on you for stupid things that hold no bearing on who you are as a person. I thought she was cooler than that, but I guess it’s all about her and her image.

Otherwise, Paris is really chill and much smarter than how she's portrayed. Hanging out with her on the ice cream date showed me her humble side because she was nice enough to take pictures with fans. Plus, Paris has made a brand of herself and that is something to really admire.

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OMG, you guys! It's seriously only been five minutes (okay, fine two episodes) and the claws have already come out big-time! So whose are the sharpest? Well, tonight everyone got in a few good "oh-NO-you-didn't-girl!" one-liners. Peep the best of the worst below, then tell us which wannabe's like Regina George (complete with army of skanks!), except for waaaaay meaner ... and stuff.

KATIE: "Monica looked like she was beating the crap out of that guy with her vagina."
TINIECIA: "You need to quit crying, cuz it's not workin' for me."
PARIS: "O-M-G, Monica. Ew ... I can still taste the puke in my mouth."
DESIRAE: "Have fun listening to Tiniecia's ghetto-ass voice and eating ice cream."
PARIS: "I said to show the guys a really good time, but you were only interested in showing them something else: your privates."

+ For the record, yes, we know, Stephen called everyone a "skank" and admitted Arika "had a moment of sluttiness." But we're judging this week's entries based on quality, not quantity. Better luck next time, S!