What a long, crazy season of Paris Hilton: My New BFF it's been! Tonight, we said buh-bye to Crazy Corrie and Snoozeworthy Shelley, which means only two girls (Brittany and Vanessa) are still in the running to become Paris' new bestie!

And while it's no secret we were on Team Onch all the way (FYI, if you're ever looking for a pigtailed cross-dresser with gastrointestinal probs, he's your man!) we wanna know which of the two remaining friendsies has the most BFF potential!

On this week's Paris Hilton's My New BFF, you got a brief glimpse at The Real Onch -- the man behind the makeup. Post breakup with Paris, Onch is grateful for the experience and coming clean once again. See just how long it really takes to wipe all that armor off his pretty face:

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We heard directly from Paris why she disqualified Onch from becoming her BFF -- and we can't exactly argue with her point that Onch was stealing much of the spotlight from other contestants. Still, we wanted to give our techno-colored (bi-?)Curious George one more chance to wave his freak flag and straighten up the confusion: Who's The Real Onch? (PLUS: Check out these post-breakup pics of Onch hangin' with Paris and her little sis, Nicky.)

Who is the real Onch? Well, I'm still figuring that out for myself. I continue to grow and change with each experience (both good and bad). It would be hard to fully understand my fabulosity from watching just four episodes of the show, though I'm finding it difficult to put into words even now. Here's a shot:

I don't believe in labels or boundaries. I do believe in being myself, even if it makes someone else uncomfortable (I've met very few "perfect" people so it's no one's place to judge). I consider myself lucky that I wear my emotions on my pretty little sleeves, that I am strong enough to speak up for myself and for those who can't speak up for themselves. Yes, I can get carried away sometimes -- but that's only because I'm very passionate about EVERYthing I do. I have very few regrets about how I approach life and friendships. I see Paris as a very similar person, which is why I wanted to be on the show in the first place.

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Was she too distracted by his dry heaving at the amusement park? Turned off by the race war he instigated with Corrie? Or was it that over-the-top toothbrush incident? Oh, Onch, you certainly kept us entertained these past four weeks... if only you had kept your mouth shut for a single sec? According to Paris, it wasn't one specific thing that put her totally over Onch's rainbow -- apparently he just made a little too much noise in general. (Sigh).

Onch's the kinda guy you love to hate...particularly in small doses. And as much as we enjoy his loud, pigtailed antics from time to time, we can also kinda, sorta understand Baje's overwhelming urge to stuff him in a closet and lose the key. 'Course, now that Onch's free from Baje's reign of terror, he's back to running around like a wild child, primping, hanging with the girls and communicating solely through shrieks, chirps and uncensored exclamation marks.

So start your morning right by checking out this sneak peek doubleheader from next week's Paris Hilton's My New BFF, and get psyched for an "Onch-stravaganza" that seamlessly interweaves "repulsive" bed-wrestling seshes with Zui and icky gastrointestinal meltdowns. Oh, and did we mention that Paris (and four of her BFFs) are going to Japan?

On the premiere of Paris Hilton's My New BFF, we were introduced to Onch, the kinda/not really guy contestant with a blinding color palette and flare for all things dramatic. It was hard not to fall head over heels immediately with this sassy two-snappin' biatch d'extraordinaire. But by next week's episode, it starts to become apparent that Onch may have some eeevil intentions. Just take a look below to see what we mean:

If you wanna be Paris Hilton's new BFF, you have to be willing to do exactly what she says. If not? Our guess is there's a Virgin Atlantic plane ticket with your name on it. Paris already gave the boot to four girls who rubbed her the wrong way. So who's next? Check out our scouting report for the crop of friends-in-training to see who's sitting pretty -- and who's one wrong move away from getting TTYL-ed.

First up, our votes for the top three: Onch, Shelley and Vanessa.

Sure, Onch's a bit over-the-top, but the "boy-girl in pigtails" (as Corrie described him) is also instantly likable and practically screams "I'M FUN." But we're not willing to write Shelley off. True, she's a little on the innocent side (not to mention totally religious, y'all!) but instead of being annoying and prudish about it -- like the already-eliminated Trisha -- she comes across as cute and endearing. But let's not forget about Vanessa. The blonde-turned-brunette quickly established herself as a snitch which earned her the coveted role as Paris' pet. But tattling on your friends can be a double-edged sword. And in the long run, throwing your friends under the bus may not be the best way to prove your trustworthiness.

After the jump, our picks for the bottom of the barrel: Read more...