Last light's episode left us with so many questions! For instance, where does one get icing lingerie? Why does Trevor (a.k.a. the one-legged king!) have so many useless talents? And, seriously, who goes to the drive-in movies without snacks? But most importantly, we wanna know whether Vikki (and Rikki) made the right decision by giving Nick the boot instead of Scotty.

Sure, Nick sorta has a knack for brooding, making girls cry and totally over-exaggerating his musical prowess. (Dude, you screwed up the easiest karaoke song ever. How sucky IS your band?)

But in the end, Vikki passed over a guy who said he was ready to fall in love with her for a man who wears tuxedo t-shirts (seriously??), threatens to 'bash people's heads in' and split his lip while pleasuring a woman made entirely of sugar-coated plastic.

+ Think the girls made the wrong call by tossing angsty (but sensitive!) Nick in favor of "I've never missed a meal in my life" Scotty? Take our poll and let us know who the Ikki sistahs should've sent packing!

Sure, we loved watching all the boys and girls run around in paint-infested water, ingest three-day-old icing and warble their way through the karaoke classics on last night's Double Shot At Love. But despite the Ikki twins' promise of delivering some "good clean fun," we counted a handful of highly disturbing freeze-frames on this week's show.

Check out our Top 5 Most Therapy-Inducing Moments, and let us know which one was the absolute ikkiest (pun intended).

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Anyone else having trouble keeping track of all the luuuurve connections on last night's Double Shot at Love? It seems like everyone's made out with everyone else by now (including Rosemarie and Josh, who still have yet to get busted!) so we decided to break it down for ya:

Here's the deal: Rikki likes Nick, Vikki likes Josh, but she also likes (picky) Rebekah -- who only has eyes for Rikki (ooh, sticky!) Meanwhile, both Rikki and Vikki like half-baked surfer boy, Trevor, and then there's Nicky, who liked both Ikkis -- until she got tossed in an elim quickie (along with Paul, the sickie).

But we gotta say, we already see some major probs with all the girls' favorites.

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If last week's Double Shot at Love premiere was meant to be a who's who of all the contestants, this week taught us that everything is not always as it seems.

In yesterday's episode alone, we learned that Rebekah has a four-year-old child, Nick's a tattletale, Coop's socially (and gastrointestinally) awkward, Scott sucks at rule-following and Jenn's a bit of a schoolyard bully. Plus, we learned how to tell the twins apart! (Rikki has more freckles! ... Or was that Vikki?)

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Eliminations are always tricky. And as happy as we were to see Coop get the boot (along with Bestiality James and boring/unemployed Ben), we kinda figured something would come out about Josh and Rosemarie's late-night smoochfest.

But after Nick pissed off the twinsies by tattling on Xoe and Rebekah without any proof, nobody was brave enough to risk the wrath of the Ikkies by outing those "secret" maker-outers.

Given the way Rikki and Nikki reacted to Nick's accusations before finding out they were bogus ('Member the crying? The yelling? The pouty-faced claims of betrayal??), there's a good chance they would've bounced Josh and Rosemarie for getting frisky had they seen the incriminating footage.

+ Think Josh and Rosemarie's snuggle sesh should've sent them packing? Take our poll and let us know whether you think those two broke the unwritten cardinal rule of A Double Shot at Love: Thou shalt ONLY kiss bisexual twins.

Just me, or did there seem to be slim pikkins for the Ikki Twins on last night's Double Shot at Love premiere? I mean, you never do get a second chance to make a first impression -- and some of those guys and gals could have definitely benefited from a do-over. (Not just the ones who got eliminated!)

Take Scott, for instance: I dunno, maybe he could have introduced himself with a handshake or a peck on the cheek in lieu of hurling his mammoth, Pabst-soaked tongue straight into Vikki's bowels Rikki's bowels one of dem twins' bowels? Or what about Nick, whose claims to fame consisted of a crusty tongue ring, anti-sloppy second policy (promptly repealed) and being in a rock band?

Note to all Double Shot at Love Contestants: Vikki and Rikki Ikki are SMOKIN' BI-SEXUAL TWINS. SMOKIN. BISEXUAL. TWINS. It's your birthday, Christmas AND Easter all rolled into one two. Start showing them what makes you special besides your body art/parts.

These girls are looking for true love (didn't the crying fit convince you??) and you're gonna have to step up your game if you wanna stay in it. Here's a tip: Ask how their day is going before trying to get to second base.

I already showed you some of my behind-the-scenes reunion pics but there's a whole lot more where that came from. And since I have the short-term memory of a goldfish, I figured it would help to keep a handy-dandy diary of my stint hanging out with the Real World: Hollywood cast. Here's a day in the life of a reunion-crasher.

9:00. Wake up, brush my teeth, remind self that in less than 2 hours I'll be hanging with the RW Hollywood-ers. Mentally prepare by re-watching "Let's Not Ghetto" scene and pretending to make myself cry.

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As I told you last week, I had the distinct privilege of hanging out with the Real World: Hollywood cast before/after the taping of Saturday's live reunion. Here's some of what I learned from chatting up the roomies in the Green Room before the show.

• Will can sleep anywhere. At any time.

• Sarah could seriously put an eye out with that engagement ring (or should I say "engagement bling?")

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XX was quite the season. While we're all accustomed to seeing our fair share of Real World boozing and hooking up, I don't think anyone was prepared for the debauchery that ensued at the RW: Hollywood house this time around. Let us reflect:

Intervention... check.
Lying, cheating, fake crying... check.
Coed bar brawl... check.
Secret sharing of female "associates"... check.
Orgy... check.
And so much more!

So what could possibly follow up an experience like that? I reached out to all the roommates to see what they've been up to lately. While three of them totally ignored me, the rest -- Nick, Brittini, Will, Kim, Joey and Brianna -- haven't gotten too big for their britches. Check in with them below!

WILL

I'm now back in Los Angeles, and I've got a lot going on in terms of my music career. RW failed to show that I'm a DJ, so I've also been traveling around North America doing that. I picked up a songwriting publishing deal, am selling tracks to indies like crack, and am producing for a couple of artists. It pays my bills.

Janelle and I broke up six hours after the cameras stopped rolling. Can we all assume why? Ive dated other lady Real Worlders since and let me tell you... MTV breeds some pretentious divas, only hungry for camera time. Wow.

I still speak with Brianna, Nick, Dave, and Joey. Also, James Grace from the IO. And when I'm in Chicago, I always break bread with Charna. Andy Dick drunk dialed me once when I was in Mexico. I hooked up with that Laguna Beach girl who wouldn't sign to be on camera. We still talk. And my production team still does biz with all the musicians you did and didn't see during the season.

Final thoughts on the Real World experience? After being the guy in the background all my life, I became a leader in the house. That was the best thing I got out of it. Regrets? I shouldn't have pleaded the 5th when directors tried to interview me about my relationship with Sarah in the beginning. And maybe I should have defended Greg when he got fired because it wasn't even a job. I feel like the editing of these storylines left viewers misinformed and a little confused.

Next up for me... I have a remix album for fans at BounceCouncil.com and a collaboration album coming later this summer. Plus, I have an MTV spin-off in the works where a series of skips, skanks, and skallywags live in a house and compete for a shot as My Kindergarten Crush!

Hit me up anytime at Myspace.com/BounceCouncil.

Hear from KIM, NICK, BRITTINI, JOEY, and BRIANNA... after the jump!

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In case you hadn't noticed, we happen to be extremely partial to lists around here. And since we've already hit you with What We'll Miss Most About RW: Hollywood, Real World Superlatives, the Most Quotastic Moments From Cancun, the Best/Worst of Joey's RW Run, our All-Time Fave Bri Moments, and, of course, the RW ABC's we figured it was time to put our love into numerical perspective and say goodbye. (Let the countdown to tonight's season finale begin!)

10: The number of times I watched (and re-watched) the scene where Will makes himself cry by staring intently at his own reflection while daydreaming about wasabi.

9: The total number of Real World: Hollywood cast members this season (that's the original seven strangers who were picked to live in a house together, plus latecomers Nick and Brittini)

8. The number (on a scale from 1-10) that best describes the awesomeness of JoJo's bedazzling gun-shaped belt buckle.

7. The total number of guests allowed in the Hollywood house at any given time. (See: the "Let's Not Get Ghetto" incident).

6. The number of roomies who promised to wholeheartedly support Joey and his newfound sobriety.

5. The number of roomies who couldn't even go 24 hours without ditching Joey for a wild (drunken) night on the town.

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