• Remember Angelique from Rock of Love 2? Well, apparently she hasn't changed a bit! (Scandalist)

• OMFG!!! Gossip Girls' Blair Waldorf confesses she was born in a prison cell! Talk about a total 180! (Usmagazine.com)

• Nick Hogan to get sprung from the slammer 3 months ahead of schedule! Hope Hallmark makes a "Happy Parole!" card. (Best Week Ever)

• 90210's Shannen Doherty is on the cover of Radar! And, apparently, albino! (Radar)

• A Melrose Place remake?? That would be just the thing to explain the whole "platinum highlights with three-inch roots" thing we've got going on. (E! Online)

• Pssst! Gossip Girl sources say the real life Serena Van der Woodsen is touchy-feely, way into PDA and totes gets freaked out whenever poor, hipstery Dan Humphrey talks to other girls. (NY Post)

• Incarcerated D-lister Nick Hogan celebrates his 18th birthday behind bars. Aw, it seems like only yesterday he was still a juvie! (E! Online)

• Apparently, Eliot Spitzer's former "escort" is still raking in the dough...high-priced call girl Ashley Dupree is reportedly eying $2 reality tv deal. (NY Mag)

• Women are apparently lining up to date Bachelorette runner-up Jason Mesnick. (People)

• Chris Brown to take on Dancing With the Stars, So You Think You Can Dance and America's Best Dance Crew with a totally innovative concept: a weekly dance competition! (Variety)

• Rachael Ray launches a new delish doggy food line. (E! Online)