• Eliot Spitzer's personal escort, Ashley Dupre, wants to formally apologize to the former NYC governor's wife, Silda. Sadly, we're not sure Hallmark makes a "Sorry a shtooped your hubby" card. At least, not yet! (NY Post)

• Semi-famous funnylady Kathy Griffin confirms that there's another season of D-List in the works. Bring it, KG! (Usmagazine.com)

• Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are either back together -- or else they're the kinda best friendsies who hug and kiss a lot. (E! Online)

• DWTS' Julianne Hough doesn't care what the judges/fans think about her just-eliminated-partner Cody Linley: "He's a winner to me," she says. (We think she means it in the metaphorical sense.) (OMG Yahoo!)

• Anyone else think Hottie McHotterson Megan Fox can do better than David Silver from 90210? (Scandalist)

• Tina Fey returns to SNL to play Alaskan MILF/vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Not surprisingly, no hair/makeup changes were required. (NY Daily News)

• Cindy McCain has an epiphany of sorts, leading her to acknowledge something we realized several years ago: The View is a terrible, terrible show. (Usmagazine.com)

• Rumor has it there's a diva on the new 90210 set. And this time, it's not Shannen Doherty. (NY Post)

• Is Gossip Girls' Blair Waldorf powerless to resist that "Bass-hole?" (TV Watch)

• Kathy Griffin takes home her second Emmy for My Life on the D-List, while Sarah Silverman inexplicably wins some sort of made-up award for her passionate video love ballad, "I'm F---ing Matt Damon." (PopWatch)

• Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are (finally!) tying the knot this weekend! Reportedly, Portia will be wearing a "flowing, formfitting dress by Zac Posen" and Ellen will, presumably, take us back to Oscar night with one of her trademark pants suits. (NYP)

• Although the ladies of Danity Kane looked picture perfect on this week's G's to Gents, it appears all is not copacetic. (Perez Hilton)

• Is it finally curtains for Chris Noth's long-running Law & Order character, Detective Mike Logan? (E! Online)

• The season's over for Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-List, much to the disappointment of her show tunes loving, celebrity weekly-subscribing fanbase. (PopWatch)

• Brenda and Kelly (briefly) reunite on the new 90210 trailer! Now, all that's missing are a broody Dylan McKay and a high school populace with impossibly long sideburns. (People)

• Project Runway judge Michael Kors to guest-star on Gossip Girl! Turns out, he's also a not-so-secret fan of the show. "The plot line is a riot," Kors admitted. "I was glued into Gossip Girl from Day One. I think it truly is the 'car-crash-that’s-glamorous.'" (People)

• And speaking of Project Runway, anyone else think that Kelli chick is slightly familiar? (NY Post)

• Tonight is part two of the So You Think You Can Dance finale! But who will win now that quirky Mark has been relegated to the Top 10 tour?? (Palm Beach Post)

• What's Food Network's new can't-miss reality tv programming strategy? Rip off Top Chef and change the name. (TV Squad)

• Kathy Griffin, on her mother's superior chugging skills: "She's 88 and she could drink you under the [bleeping] table! I'd love to see her in a shot contest with Amy Winehouse." (TV Guide)

• Kathy Griffin just says no to plastic surgery. (Fitness Magazine)

• Meanwhile, The View's Rosie O'Donnell is on a blogging sabbatical. (People)

• Katee and Joshua totally rocked on last night's So You Think You Can Dance, but none of it matters anymore because Will's gone. (LA Times)

• Ali Lohan "accidentally" auditions for a known pornographer. (Usmagazine.com)

• This week's Project Runway saw Tim Gunn utter the phrase "Holla at your boy" and a fashion-impaired designer confuse "ruffles" with "good taste." (Entertainment Weekly)

• Everyone knows about the 90210 spinoff. But what happened to the original cast? Star magazine investigates! (Star)

• Former U.S. vice president Dan Quayle rumored to be joining the D-list cast of Dancing With the Stars. Fortunately for Quayle, the ability to spell "Rumba" is not a prerequisite. (Popcrunch)

• Note to Shia LaBeouf: No matter what the police say, you know you've majorly screwed up when recently incarcerated reality star Khloe Kardashian is telling you to "be smarter." Yikes. (Usmagazine.com)

• American Idol contestant Melinda Doolittle (a.k.a. the little person with the big pipes) has finally found herself a record deal. (Entertainment Weekly)

• The Kathy Griffin camp is denying rumors that her well-inked assistant Jessica gave her two weeks' notice. (RealityTVWorld)

• Former Bachelor Matt Grant is apparently unimpressed with his ex-fiancee's decision to keep the engagement ring. "It wasn’t a 'gift,'" Grant points out. "It’s not a television or a handbag. It’s a symbol of marriage that didn’t happen." (People)

• Apparently, Superman's not the only one who's mastered the art of the quick-change. Watch as Hills fashionista Lauren Conrad goes from Nair-inspired short-shorts to a "cleavage-baring" white halter dress in the span of a single day. (X17)

• Meanwhile, super-producer Rodney Jerkins sees major star potential in Heidi. (E! Online)

• Today's episode of Kathy Griffin's My Life On The D-List looks to be somewhat on the grizzly side. (RealityTVMagazine)

• Slightly overweight? A few years past your prime? Annoyingly argumentative? You just might have a shot at wowing Tyra at the America's Next Top Model auditions. (Starpulse),