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• You know how Misty May-Treanor had to leave Dancing with the Stars after destroying her ankle? Well, good news! Already-eliminated DWTS contestant Kim Kardashian has graciously offered to take her place on the show! Awww, that should TOTALLY help ease the pain of May's potentially career-ending injury. (Scandalist)

• Hmm, guess Khloe Kardashian's sis wasn't all that "relieved" to be done with Dancing after all... (TV Watch)

• On tonight's Grey's Anatomy, McDreamy and Meredith's cohabitation talk leads to a disaster of biblical proportions. Sigh. If only there were some sort of sign... (E! Online)

• Okay, fine, Victoria Beckham isn't exactly a reality tv star (unless you count that thankfully short-lived NBC miniseries.) But we'd be remiss if we didn't tell you that her can't-live-without beauty secret is....a skin cream "derived from nightingale poo." (Daily Mail - UK)

• OMG, Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner are officially no longer sleeping together! Well, assuming they ever really were. (Usmagazine.com)

• Get ready for the premiere of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Atlanta tonight. Here's to hoping one of the leading ladies is a pretentious underwear-model-turned-Duchess! (LA Times)

• After seven blissful months with Benji Madden, Paris Hilton's apparently ready to start procreating. The reality show star says she's ready to have "three or four" kids in the next "year or two." Maybe she'll recruit her new BFF to start babysitting on Friday/Saturday nights? (People)

• Tina Fey continues to shine in her recurring role as a folksy, likable Alaskan hockey mom. (Scandalist)

• This photo of Kim Kardashian at fourteen proves she's either (a) never had plastic surgery, or (b) been rocking an artificial C-cup for over a decade. Take your pick. (Kim Kardashian's site)

• Olympic gold medalist Misty May-Treanor is officially out of the Dancing with the Stars competition. Worse still, the volleyball phenom reportedly needs surgery on her injured achilles tendon. (Usmagazine.com)

• Entourage has already been renewed for its sixth season! Reportedly, next year's plotlines will center around Vince's hotness, Eric's shortness, Ari's douchiness and Drama/Turtles' romantic foibles. (E! Online)