Just how close is Donnie to the guys in Day26? Real close. So close, in fact, that "[his] kids'll be calling them, like, Uncle Big Mike." Or, y'know, something a little catchier. At any rate, the self-proclaimed Dr. Love has nothin' but affection for his fellow Making The Band bros. And while he hasn't had as much time to bond with the girls in Danity Kane, Donnie hopes to stay close with them as well. In fact, there's one gal in particular he says he'll mos def be keeping in touch with. And no, before you ask, her name isn't Aubrey O'Day...
From tour bus etiquette to PDAs to meeting the parents, last night's Making the Band 4 had a lot going on! Here's a few things we learned from watching the show.
+ Aubrey is an incurable slob. Case in point: The clothes on the floor, the overstuffed suitcase, the flawed strategy of trying to squish the entire contents of her closet (or in her case, the pile on her rug) into one giant leopard bag.
+ Que is a hopeless romantic. Not only does he want to sweep Dawn away to Paris -- he also wants to make out with her every single chance he gets. We counted at least 3 PDAs this episode alone. And next week, there's even talk of walking down the aisle!
+ Danity Kane will not tolerate any pooing on the bus. Okay, fine, we already knew DK's stance on Number Twos from watching yesterday's sneak peek. But we weren't expecting the guys (ahem, Mike) to break the rule in under five minutes. Pepto Bismol, anyone?
+ Diddy is ready to Barack the vote. An adamant Obama supporter, Diddy's feels his feelings towards Republican presidential nominee John McCain can best be expressed with a nonsensical two word t-shirt slogan: No bitchassness. Take that McC!
+ Day 26 is tired of answering the same three radio questions. To review, they got the name Day 26 from the band's official bday (August 26), they are contractually obligated to love working with Diddy and they always, always get along. Got it? Good.
+ Dawn is the heavyweight champion of smack-talk. Watching Dawn hang with Big Mike, and turn a profit off of Willie's nightly tank top removal, it's easy to see what Que sees in her. The girl's a total tomboy! You know, the kind who can crack jokes in the boys' dressing room then get on stage in a teeny tiny mini-dress.
Is it just us, or was last night's Making the Band 4 totally all over the place?? It was like Diddy decide to take a season's worth of plot lines and jam-pack them into a single overflowing episode. From the unlikely injuries to the unexpected drama to the unabashed flirting, we saw it all. And now we're counting down the Three Weirdest Moment's from yesterday's show.
Weird Moment The First: Mike's crazy fan-related knee injury. Who knew street performing was such a dangerous business? Guess when your fans are as boy-crazy as Day 26's, even shopping's an extreme sport. Imagine someone loving you SO MUCH that they just had to smack you on the kneecap when they got close enough to touch you?? Actually, we can! It's kinda like how our dog is so excited to see us walk through the front door that he loses all bladder control and urinates on the linoleum floor. Out of love, people! Pure, unconditional, incontinent love...
Weird Moment The Second: Aubrey and D. Woods' pseudo-serious attempt at seducing a sailor. Listen girls, we totally get the whole "Ooh!-I-love-a-man-in-uniform" thing. But then why the sudden change of heart? As Blair Waldorf would say (if she were here and, inexplicably, friends with us) sailors are a lot like Kleenex -- use once and throw away. And if you're not-so-much into balled-up tissues? You probably shouldn't spend all day ogling them on the street.
Weird Moment The Third: The bizarre dance-fight between Brian and Laurie Ann Gibson. Okay, so this wasn't totally out of the blue -- after all, we did see it coming on yesterday's sneak-peek. And yet, the level of emotion completely caught us off guard. Jeez, man up, Brian! You're a celebrity, not a twelve year-old girl who just lost her lunch money. You were right to take one for the team, but next time? Maybe try not to let Laurie Ann bring out the waterworks.
+ Any weird moments that should've made it into the top 3? Tell us what you surprised you about last night's episode.
Love was thick in the air on last night's Making The Band 4 Finale... and a surprising lack of bitchassness, officially defined by Diddy as an "epidemic of envy, hate, or deceit." (Buy your own "No Bitchassness" tee at SeanJohn.com.) Danity Kane's "Welcome to the Dollhouse" in stores now! Day 26's self-titled debut in stores Tuesday!
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With the two hour 'Making The Band 4' finale coming up this Sunday at 8 p.m. ET/PT, we want to know who you think is going to sell more albums between Danity Kane and Day 26:
