This isn't the first time we've spied Olivia Palermo rocking the shagadelic vest. The City star stepped out in some fuzzy outerwear last week (pairing it with shiny leggings and an army green sweater), then brought it back Friday night (pix above!) at the Housing Works Fashion For Action event. And while Liv's not the first celeb to rock the furry look -- we've seen similar styles on Hills stars Heidi Pratt and Kristin Cavallari -- we're having trouble deciding how we feel about this touchable new trend. Are you impressed by the vest? Take the poll!

Jon Gosselin's not about to let a pesky little divorce stand in the way of his social calendar. Instead, the man best known for his opportunistic style of parenting (and Diddy-like obsession with shades) has been making the most of his newfound bachelorhood/15 minutes by hittin' the D-list party circuit and trying to mac on anyone with a uterus.

'Course, being a big-time celeb future has-been has its pitfalls -- like having trouble finding "real" girls who aren't intimidated by his meteoric rise to mediocrity. So much so, in fact, that he's devised a completely new plan of attack: start dating other celebrities! And who's at the top of Jon's Hollywood "Lust" List? According to StarMagazine.com, that'd be Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and (drumroll please!) Whitney Port!

Ya gotta give Jon props for setting his sights so high. We're sure our fave City gal is appropriately flattered, though we're guessing she'd rather go out on another 100 dates with "Let's join forces" boy than agree to sit across the table from Kate's ex.

Most people know Hills star Kristin Cavallari as MTV's reigning drama queen, but the reality star-slash-actress isn't afraid to show off her lighter side. In addition to starring in the latest Van Wilder movie (and making fun of herself -- and Kate Gosselin -- for FunnyOrDie.com), K-Cav's also perfected the role of the ditzy Hollywood blonde!

Over the weekend, Kristin got into character by blabbing on her cell phone, knocking over a plant and spilling her cappuccino at an L.A. restaurant. Fortch, her clumsy diva act was all for show -- according to DailyFill.com, she was just filming another comedy sketch. Anyhow, check out these pix of the Method actor making a scene in West Hollywood!

Audrina Patridge might've lost Justin Bobby to boyfriend stealer borrower Kristin Cavallari, but rumor has it she's already moved onwards (and, some might say, upwards) to mohawked Glee star Mark Salling. So how official is this supposed coupling?

Well, so far, all we've got to go on are UsMagazine.com's reports that the two were "talking into one another's ear and laughing" at Wednesday night's Hot Hollywood party (psst, we think it's called "conversing") before "heading off into the night together."

Hmm. We've seen a million alleged celeb "relationships" turn out to be nothing more than a glorified rumor (ahem, ahem, K-Cav and John Mayer). Plus, y'know, there's the whole "We Want Him For Ourselves" factor. But we'd hate to let our petty jealousy -- er, skepticism! -- get in the way of running an "Are-they-a-cute-couple?" poll. So, here it is! Now make with the superficial snap judgments and tell us whether this rumored relationship has you feeling all kindsa Glee-ful.

Well, now that Brody Jenner's back with Jayde Nicole (and Kristin Cavallari's back to being single), it's time for K-Cav and Stacie to get outta this two-boy town -- and spend a drama-free weekend in Vegas, baby! At least, that WAS the plan ... 'til Justin Bobby showed up for a surprise visit.

Fortunately, K-Cav's a sucker for the grand romantic gesture and, before long, she and JB are sharing a hotel room locking lips and making sure word of their little Sin City adventure slowly trickles back to L.A. (and Audrina Patridge). But will their vacation fling lead to something more? Watch as K-Cav and Justin's fun night out quickly devolves into a high stakes morning after. Hey, that's what you get for waking up in Vegas...

Wednesday night, roomies (slash costars, slash coworkers slash joined-at-the-hipsters) Whitney Port and Roxy Olin got all dolled up and hit the party circuit in their red carpet finest. So how'd they avoid stepping on each other's toes? Simple: they stayed approximately three thousand miles apart. Yep, while Whit went West Coast wildin' at Us' Hot Hollywood party (along with Hillzies Stephanie Pratt, Kristin Cavallari and Audrina Patridge), Roxy held down the fort in NYC at the taping of the 2009 mtvU Woodie Awards.

Check out both gals' gorge going-out ensembles (BTW, is it bad that Whit's lacy white frock reminds us of the "doily" dress from Reality Bites?!) and tell us whether you're more in love with Roxy's loose locks/copper-colored wrap -- or Whitney's delicate ringlets/beaded baby-doll.

As the reigning smog capital of the world, L.A's pretty much the last place you'd wanna go to bone up on your astronomy. 'Course, if it's stargazing you're after, you won't find a better view on this side of the equator -- and last night, all the biggest/brightest stars of Tinseltown were out at Us Weekly's annual Hot Hollywood party.

So who lit up the room? Amid the usual melange of musicians, socialites and actresses (like Leona Lewis, Nicky Hilton and Eliza Dushku), Hillzies Kristin Cavallari, Audrina Patridge and Stephanie Pratt glimmered and shined in glitzy metallics, sparkly bangles and sexy corsets. Take a look at our Hills gals' shimmery red carpet style and let us know who you think had the most dazzling dress of the night!

Justin Bobby's always been a man of few words -- and last week, he said nearly all the wrong ones when he blew off Audrina Patridge (and told her he still had feelings for her arch nemesis, Kristin Cavallari). Fortunately, 'Drina dusted herself off, slapped a smile on her face and stopped by the After Show (via satellite) last night to explain what really went down at that awkward dinner with JB.

So was it as uncomfortable as it looked on TV? Actually, it was even worse! According to Audrina, Justin rambled on and on about K-Cav for almost THREE HOURS, prompting her to storm off (and him to leave Kristin that sketchy voicemail on last night's Hills). Find out whether 'Drina wants another word with Justin (Spoiler: they'll have one final showdown!), plus hear her put in her two cents about L.A. Candy, Jayde Nicole and Speidi's unborn child.

+ Watch the rest of The Hills: Live After Show, plus check out our ultimate breakup playlist and find out how we think the Jayde/Kristin showdown should've gone!

Put two sworn enemies known for PDC (Public Displays of Clawing) together in a darkly lit room, add a few cocktails, then cue the conversation about their shared ex-boyfriend. Whaddya got? Some of the boldest, bitchiest insults and accusations ever slung in Hills history. And though we're always up for a good catfight, something in us couldn't help from wondering how Kristin Cavallari and Jayde Nicole's confrontation during last night's episode would have gone down if either of them had practiced some manners. Below, we've written up a hypothetical what-could-have-been if the girls had prepared for co-starring on The Hills by first attending Charm School, or say, met for tea and crumpets instead of Grey Goose and soda.

PART I
What happened: To begin the discussion, Jayde got straight to the point and said to Kristin, "Obviously, you don't want to be here. I don't want to be here either, but I had to call you just to figure out what is going on."

What could have happened: Jayde preceded what was sure to be a tough discussion by offering up a pleasantry: "That's a pretty outfit, Kristin. I'm sorry we're meeting under such lousy circumstances, but I felt it was important to speak face to face."
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We've seen a lotta heartbreak on The Hills over the years. And watching Brody give Kristin the heave-ho tonight got us thinking about what helped us through our real-life breakups. Since we can't messenger over a pre-worn Juicy sweatsuit (and a half-empty box of mint chocolate chip ice cream), we've decided to give K-Cav and the gang the next best thing: a breakup playlist! Check it out, and read on to find out the perfect sad/angry/emo song for all your romantic foibles!

Situation: Your best friend (and former roomie) just moved in with that guy you hate
Your mood: Bitter and judgmental
Your ideal song: Something know-it-ally and disapproving. Our pick: Joe Jackson's "Is She Really Going Out With Him?" followed by Justin Timberlake's ultimate karma-is-a-bitch song, "What Goes Around Comes Around" and Beyonce's TTYN ballad, "To The Left."
Recommended dosage: Constant repeat. What, it's not like there's anyone around to hear it? (SNIFF!)

Situation: Your ex is STILL a commitment-phobic jerkwad.
Your mood: Furious ... but kinda turned on?
Your ideal song: Something loud that plays into your anger issues, like Jazmine Sullivan's "Bust Your Windows" or The Ting Tings' "Shut Up And  Let Me Go." After about a week or so, you can fall back into your old ways with Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" and Sheryl Crow's "My Favorite Mistake."
Recommended dosage: Once an hour, or until you stop mistaking every greasy-haired motorcycle guy for your ex.

Situation: Your ex is already dating someone else
Your mood: Psychotically jealous
Your ideal song: Something scary intense and extremely self-righteous. Hands down, we gotta go with Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know," but feel free to sulk/plot your revenge with Kanye West's "Heartless," Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" and Paramore's "Misery Business"
Recommended dosage: Twice daily. Works best if you listen first thing in the morning and right before you go to bed. (Warning: Discontinue usage IMMEDIATELY if you start having not-so-family-friendly thoughts about Joey from Full House).

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