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With "Battle of the Exes" premiering Wednesday, we couldn't help but think about other former celebrity couples who might benefit from being teamed up together. Perhaps by spending time in close quarters, they could finally work through the bad mojo that split them up in the first place and rekindle the happier times. Or even better, entertain us with the nonstop drama that would surely come from being forced to live together. Here, six ex supercouples we think should appear on the show.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries
These two only managed to stay married for 72 days, so how long would they last as teammates? (We think 72 minutes.) As for how they would fare in the competition, Kris is a big dude--not to mention a pro-baller--so he would have a definite height advantage over the other guys, but Kim's diva attitude would probably get them sent to the The Dome right away.

Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne
As we reported earlier this month, the former "Hills" hunk and his pop star girlfriend went splitskies. Since their friends have said a reconciliation is possible, competing on "The Challenge" could be just what they need to bring them back together. In our dreams, the duo would square off in The Dome against Brody's other famous ex, Lauren Conrad, and her former flame Jason Wahler. Imagine the drama!

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A recent national survey concluded that there is no person or group of people Americans would detest having as neighbors more than the cast of "Jersey Shore." Pretty harsh, but since it's always been our motto to live and let live, we'll turn a blind eye and let this one go.

Just kidding--this is an absolute crock of sh**, and we simply won't stand for it.

According to Zillow Celebrity Neighbor Survey, nearly one-third of those polled couldn't fathom the idea of living next to Snooki, JWOWW and the rest of the beachy bungalow's inhabitants. Evidently, they'd prefer to share the same street as Christ's right-hand man, Tim Tebow, exhibitionist Nancy Grace and...Kim Kardashian?! Hey, to each his own, but living across the street from KK carries the chore of learning each new husband's name, and wouldn't you rather have a familiar, mega-tanned face toss down a sausage sandwich from a rooftop when you're struck by some midnight munchies? Sure, it might be paired with stray furniture, but what's a couch to the face compared to shouts of "WINNING!" drowning out even your loudest lawn mower? That's right: Even Charlie Sheen was voted a more desirable cul-de-sac cohabitant.

+ Would you consider laying down roots next to Seaside Heights' most infamous pad? Share your thoughts on having the "Shore" crew as neighbors.

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Beavis And Butt-Head always have a unique perspective on pop culture trends and happenings (whatever it is, it's "stupid," no matter what). And since we're pretty fond of imitating their gruff banter, we're being so bold as to craft an imaginary page out of an imaginary episode's script. This week, we're taking on how we think the guys might react to Kim Kardashian's impending divorce....

Beavis and Butt-Head approach the couch with chili dogs, sit down and turn on the TV to watch "Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event."

Beavis

Who's that? She's, like, really hot. Heh.

Butt-Head

I don't know, Beavis. What's with her butt? And why is she, like, marrying that guy who looks like Frankenstein? She's like the Bride of Frankenstein, and her mom's, like, crying black stuff everywhere. Maybe she's, like, allergic to all those flowers.

Beavis

Maybe she's, like, sad all these people are watching her daughter exchange nuptials with, like, a crypt creature. Heh. Maybe, like, vampires will meet them at the reception and, like, ask Mario Lopez if he knows where to get a cocktail with mostly blood, and he'll be like, 'no,' and they'll, like, just totally bite his neck and, like, drink his.

Butt-Head

Heh.

Anderson Cooper interrupts the broadcast with breaking news: Kim Kardashian is divorcing Kris Humphries.

Beavis

Wait, are they like, getting divorced now? Bruce Jenner is still, like, doing the foxtrot on plywood.

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Vinny pops his collar at Candie's 2011 party, and Kris makes do during Fashion's Night Out.

Pauly D and Vinny were permanently attached at the hip throughout Season 4 of "Jersey Shore"--especially during the finale--but their bromance apparently has a little competition! According to UsMagazine.com, Vin has been hobnobbing with fellow reality TV star and recently wed Kris Humphries in California. Say it ain't so!

On Tuesday, Vin and Mr. Kim Kardashian broke bread at STK in Los Angeles, where they were swarmed with cameras immediately following their "boys night out." Check out the video below, where Vinny, who finally fesses up to ditching his guido garb for hipster threads (holy purple pants!), is asked whether Kris has replaced the honorable Pauly D as his best bud. Vin acts coy, so we're wondering what that means for their marriage plans.

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Pauly D flashes his winning smile at The Darby Restaurant in New York City.

Whenever we play the 'Jersey Shore" smush-marry-kill game (what? you haven't?), Pauly D always wins our vote for "marry" (well, and smush, too). He's a genuinely nice guy with a budding career outside of the show, plus, getting a date with him doesn't seem like such a long shot. The generous DJ has been known to donate his attention for a good cause, and now we all have another chance to snag it!

As part of St. Jude Children's Research Hospital's annual Cookin' for Kids event in Rhode Island, Pauly is auctioning away a date (so long as you don't eat Miracle Whip). And it comes at just the right time in his life: Dude was just tweeting about watching Kim Kardashian's "My Fairytale Wedding," which means--to us, at least--that he might have marriage on the brain. Whoever wins the prize better work it (reserve your raffle ticket here)!

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Pauly D spins at DASH with Kim Kardashian in New York City's SoHo neighborhood.

Trust us when we say the streets of lower Manhattan were an absolute clusterf*** nightmare last night as a consequence of Fashion's Night Out, but it's nice to know that some of the designer label-sporting partygoers that flooded SoHo were there just to see Pauly D (or so we like to think). YEAHHHH, BUDDY.

The DJ, who's been busy pumping up crowds for Britney Spears and Nicki Minaj, kicked off New York Fashion Week by lending his spinning services to recently married Kim Kardashian. Fans took to the neighborhood to get a glimpse of her boutique, DASH, before Kim and her sisters arrived at the party, and their treat sweetened when the "Jersey Shore" castie showed up with his red, green and white laptop ready to jack up the volume.

We have to say, Kim's almost as tan as Pauly! Or maybe that's just a post-wedding glow?

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The famed DJ, flashing his bling in New York City. It must be T-shirt time!

Even before he received an onstage lap dance from Britney Spears, Pauly D had secured an elite ranking as one of the most sought after DJs currently in the biz, and it looks as if America's royal highness, Kim Kardashian, wants her own piece of his swagger. TMZ reported over the weekend that the bodacious newlywed offered our "Jersey Shore" jokester a gig performing at her DASH clothing store in NYC for Fashion's Night Out, which just so happens to be THE biggest deal for style-ophiles during Fashion Week.

Apparently, Pauly was so flattered that he offered to do the job pro bono! That's a pretty hefty wedding present considering that he normally brings home $40,000 per event. Knowing the ladies' man, there's a clause in his contract that says Kim has to marry him in the case that her husband, Kris Humphries, is for any reason unable to fulfill his duties as the Persian goddess' love slave/baggage handler.

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So Kim Kardashian married that basketball dude this weekend, and in light of their totally over-the-top nuptials, we thought it would be fun to conjure up a phony Big Day for the King and Queen of "Jersey Shore": SamRon. Here's what we anticipate it will look like...if they make it to the altar without killing each other first.

Color Scheme
Kim and Kris insisted that their guests only wear black and white, but to fit SamRon's flashier style better, they would request neon as their preferred hue. Picture color-coordinated kicks and cumberbuns, hot pink sunnies and for the women, fluorescent underthings ever-so-slightly peeping out of their tube dresses.

The Bridal Party
Whereas Kim's sisters could have easily been mistaken for the bride in their ivory mermaid-style gowns, Snooki, JWOWW and Deena would be asked to wear leopard-skin patterns and nothing draping below the knee thigh.

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We never pegged Brody Jenner as the type to color-coordinate his clothing with another person--especially a girlfriend--but then again, we never pegged him as the type to date Avril Lavigne. Last night at the punk-pop singer's release party for her fourth album, Goodbye Lullaby, the intriguing couple went an unexpected yet totally eye-catching route with their fashion choices--Brody sported a fluorescent green tie that almost exactly matched the streaks in Avril's 'do.

We have to say, there's something kinda cute about it. Even though The Brodester refuses to smile.

Also at the shindig were Brody's stepsister, Kim Kardashian, and her new basketball player beau, Kris Humphries. Thankfully, Kim had already disposed of her own experiment with Lite-Brite neon hair.

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Snooki's apparently forgiven her reality TV star crony for skipping out on her birthday bash late last year (sources claimed that the "Jersey Shore" castie whined when Kim Kardashian was a no-show), because the two sat courtside during Saturday's New Jersey Nets game. Snooki came to the arena with her boyfriend Jionni LaValle but spent the majority of the time giggling with Kim and tweeting photos. Are they just bonding over boys or are they becoming besties?

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