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• You know how Misty May-Treanor had to leave Dancing with the Stars after destroying her ankle? Well, good news! Already-eliminated DWTS contestant Kim Kardashian has graciously offered to take her place on the show! Awww, that should TOTALLY help ease the pain of May's potentially career-ending injury. (Scandalist)

• Hmm, guess Khloe Kardashian's sis wasn't all that "relieved" to be done with Dancing after all... (TV Watch)

• On tonight's Grey's Anatomy, McDreamy and Meredith's cohabitation talk leads to a disaster of biblical proportions. Sigh. If only there were some sort of sign... (E! Online)

• Okay, fine, Victoria Beckham isn't exactly a reality tv star (unless you count that thankfully short-lived NBC miniseries.) But we'd be remiss if we didn't tell you that her can't-live-without beauty secret is....a skin cream "derived from nightingale poo." (Daily Mail - UK)

• OMG, Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner are officially no longer sleeping together! Well, assuming they ever really were. (Usmagazine.com)

• Get ready for the premiere of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Atlanta tonight. Here's to hoping one of the leading ladies is a pretentious underwear-model-turned-Duchess! (LA Times)

• Former U.S. vice president Dan Quayle rumored to be joining the D-list cast of Dancing With the Stars. Fortunately for Quayle, the ability to spell "Rumba" is not a prerequisite. (Popcrunch)

• Note to Shia LaBeouf: No matter what the police say, you know you've majorly screwed up when recently incarcerated reality star Khloe Kardashian is telling you to "be smarter." Yikes. (Usmagazine.com)

• American Idol contestant Melinda Doolittle (a.k.a. the little person with the big pipes) has finally found herself a record deal. (Entertainment Weekly)

• The Kathy Griffin camp is denying rumors that her well-inked assistant Jessica gave her two weeks' notice. (RealityTVWorld)

• Former Bachelor Matt Grant is apparently unimpressed with his ex-fiancee's decision to keep the engagement ring. "It wasn’t a 'gift,'" Grant points out. "It’s not a television or a handbag. It’s a symbol of marriage that didn’t happen." (People)

• Spoiler alert! Project Runway's next four eliminations were leaked to -- then very quickly removed from -- Wikipedia. (Gawker)

• Jimmy Fallon will be making his Late Show debut online. (Access Hollywood)

• Khloe Kardashian blames her dead father for her recent DUI. Classy. (E! Online)

• Apparently, Brooke Hogan was never a "Team Hillary" supporter. "I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running," says Hogan. "Because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country." Fortunately, Brooke also reveals she's "actually not that much into voting," either. (Yahoo)

• Kimora Lee Simmons refuses to let her daughters wear anything with a bare midriff. Presumably, this means the entire Baby Phat collection is off-limits until they're approximately 35. (People)

• Jay Manuel (a.k.a. the orange-tinted makeup artist from America's Next Top Model) is getting sued by his manager for a pretty chunk of change. (TMZ)

• Meanwhile, Project Runway judge Nina Garcia is supposedly raking in the dough on her public appearances. Apparently, people can't get enough of her patented permascowl or her trademark catch-phrase: "Your hems are uneven." (Gawker)

• You can all sleep safely tonight. Hardened criminal Khloe Kardashian is officially behind bars, where she belongs. (Usmagazine.com)

• Kherrington and Gev (a.k.a. the hot blonde and cute-ish Kazakh breakdancer) were eliminated last night from that other dancing show. Gev's fatal flaw? Forgetting to go shirtless. (LA Times)

• Three months after publicly endorsing Republican John McCain, Heidi Montag grabbed a power-lunch with McCain's 23-year-old daughter, Meghan. (Usmagazine.com)

• Khloe Kardashian making the most of the days leading up to her 30-day incarceration. (PerezHilton)

• Tori Spelling admits that her "biggest regret" has been her tumultuous relationship with her wicked stepmother, Candy. (People)

• Brooke Shields reveals that it took 8 hours and two days to shoot her guest-judge stint on Project Runway. Also, she evidently found the expert judges (read: Nina Garcia) incredibly intimidating. (NYMag)

• If you liked Mean Girls and hate sucky people, you'll probably love Queen Bee. (JS Online)

• Not long after Katherine Heigl waged war on the Grey's Anatomy writers come word that her character may be developing a fatal brain tumor. Funny how things work out! (Usmagazine.com)

• LC cops to doing to a little investigative research on her prospective dates via the Internet. (Usmagazine.com)

• Meanwhile, LC and Gossip Girl's Blake Lively come out dressed to the nines for the New York premiere of upcoming Batman flick The Dark Knight. (JustJared)

• Khloe Kardashian (Kim's younger sis) is headed off to the big-house after violating probation on her March DUI. (E! Online)

• Breaking news from the American Idol tour: "There is only one makeup and one hair person for all 10 performers." Talk about roughing it! (People)