Paris Hilton practically grew up in front of the cameras, so it's no wonder she's a pro when it comes to posing for photogs, shmoozing on the press line and knowing which questions to answer -- and which ones to deflect. And since her BFF should be media-savvy too, she's giving the final five a crash course in public relations. Watch as Amanda, Tiniecia and the gang try to master the art of the sound bite and impress Paris (and Kathy Griffin!?) by serving up the perfect roast.

After five amazing installments of sketch humor and celebrity interviews, it's time for the How's Your News-ers to hang up their mics -- and pile into their tour bus one last time. The final destination? New York City, where they'll experience the joys of city life while laughing it up with potty-mouthed comedienne Kathy Griffin. Check out these scenes from the season finale of How's Yours News?, and catch the news team's final broadcast Sunday night at 10:30 pm.

• Eliot Spitzer's personal escort, Ashley Dupre, wants to formally apologize to the former NYC governor's wife, Silda. Sadly, we're not sure Hallmark makes a "Sorry a shtooped your hubby" card. At least, not yet! (NY Post)

• Semi-famous funnylady Kathy Griffin confirms that there's another season of D-List in the works. Bring it, KG! (Usmagazine.com)

• Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are either back together -- or else they're the kinda best friendsies who hug and kiss a lot. (E! Online)

• DWTS' Julianne Hough doesn't care what the judges/fans think about her just-eliminated-partner Cody Linley: "He's a winner to me," she says. (We think she means it in the metaphorical sense.) (OMG Yahoo!)

• Anyone else think Hottie McHotterson Megan Fox can do better than David Silver from 90210? (Scandalist)

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• Less than one week after Cally's new girlfriend compared their hot, between-the-sheets action to "getting glasses" comes word that Dr. Erica Hahn will be checking out of Seattle Grace hospital... permanently. Hmm, guess a good lesbian relationship is hard to find -- and even harder to keep -- on a ratings-challenged primetime show. (E! Online)

• And speaking of Grey's, is The Simpsons' Nelson Muntz the new Isaiah Washington?? (TMZ)

• Three reasons why comedienne Kathy Griffin sez she'd never do Dancing with the Stars: "Number one, I can’t even touch my toes. Number two, I don’t get along with others so I’d probably fire my partner. And number three, I am busy telling d— jokes and I cannot spend my time dancing. I have a lot of celebrities to offend and I need to stay focused." (People)

• It's official! Playboy bunny Holly Madison has dumped her creepy older man, Hugh Hefner for a creepy younger man: Criss Angel. Congrats? (E! Online)

• And finally, some unsolicited advice for Saturday Night Live's Kristen Wiig: Keep working on your Elisabeth Hasselbeck. (TV Squad)

• Hey, you know Do Not Disturb? You know, that unfortunately-named Fox sitcom (starring Jerry "Crazy Eyes" O'Connell) that Audrina Patridge popped up on last week? Well, now the new word is it's being canceled. For the record? Sooooo not Audrina's fault! (TV Squad)

• Time for the official Grey's Anatomy postmortem! But first: What to nickname McNew Guy? (Best Week Ever)

• Is Hef already on the prowl for a new Girl Next Door? (Scandalist)

• If anyone's going to cash in on Kathy Griffin's pseudo-fame, it's gonna be Kathy Griffin. (E! Online)

• Late Show host David Letterman still not over getting brutally rebuffed by John McCain. (NY Daily News)

• Suede, the latest Project Runway casualty, contends he "totally rocked the runway." Sure ya did, big guy! (TV Watch)

• Tina Fey returns to SNL to play Alaskan MILF/vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Not surprisingly, no hair/makeup changes were required. (NY Daily News)

• Cindy McCain has an epiphany of sorts, leading her to acknowledge something we realized several years ago: The View is a terrible, terrible show. (Usmagazine.com)

• Rumor has it there's a diva on the new 90210 set. And this time, it's not Shannen Doherty. (NY Post)

• Is Gossip Girls' Blair Waldorf powerless to resist that "Bass-hole?" (TV Watch)

• Kathy Griffin takes home her second Emmy for My Life on the D-List, while Sarah Silverman inexplicably wins some sort of made-up award for her passionate video love ballad, "I'm F---ing Matt Damon." (PopWatch)

• Next time you're having a beer pong tourney, be sure to invite Heidi Montag along. The Hills chick played a few rounds of Beirut with Jamie-Lynn Sigler at a recent Olympic-themed kegger, though eyewitnesses claim Jamie Lynn was totes carrying the team. (Just Jared)

• Meanwhile, got ten minutes? Then grab your barbells and check out Heidi's new "Overdosin'" vid. (Radar)

• Or watch her destroy her beloved Spencer Pratt in a heated game of "Facebreaker." (Multiplayer)

• Kathy Griffin to present at this year's Emmy's? What would Jesus think?? (E! Online)

• Meet ANTM's first ever transsexual contestant! (Perez Hilton)

• Jordin Sparks says she "[had] a crush on Simon before the show." Of course, that was also before they met. (Buzzworthy)

• Carmen Electra really, really enjoyed wrestling Kim Kardashian. (Contact Music)

• Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are (finally!) tying the knot this weekend! Reportedly, Portia will be wearing a "flowing, formfitting dress by Zac Posen" and Ellen will, presumably, take us back to Oscar night with one of her trademark pants suits. (NYP)

• Although the ladies of Danity Kane looked picture perfect on this week's G's to Gents, it appears all is not copacetic. (Perez Hilton)

• Is it finally curtains for Chris Noth's long-running Law & Order character, Detective Mike Logan? (E! Online)

• The season's over for Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-List, much to the disappointment of her show tunes loving, celebrity weekly-subscribing fanbase. (PopWatch)

• Brenda and Kelly (briefly) reunite on the new 90210 trailer! Now, all that's missing are a broody Dylan McKay and a high school populace with impossibly long sideburns. (People)

• Project Runway judge Michael Kors to guest-star on Gossip Girl! Turns out, he's also a not-so-secret fan of the show. "The plot line is a riot," Kors admitted. "I was glued into Gossip Girl from Day One. I think it truly is the 'car-crash-that’s-glamorous.'" (People)

• And speaking of Project Runway, anyone else think that Kelli chick is slightly familiar? (NY Post)

• Tonight is part two of the So You Think You Can Dance finale! But who will win now that quirky Mark has been relegated to the Top 10 tour?? (Palm Beach Post)

• What's Food Network's new can't-miss reality tv programming strategy? Rip off Top Chef and change the name. (TV Squad)

• Kathy Griffin, on her mother's superior chugging skills: "She's 88 and she could drink you under the [bleeping] table! I'd love to see her in a shot contest with Amy Winehouse." (TV Guide)

• Kathy Griffin just says no to plastic surgery. (Fitness Magazine)

• Meanwhile, The View's Rosie O'Donnell is on a blogging sabbatical. (People)

• Katee and Joshua totally rocked on last night's So You Think You Can Dance, but none of it matters anymore because Will's gone. (LA Times)

• Ali Lohan "accidentally" auditions for a known pornographer. (Usmagazine.com)

• This week's Project Runway saw Tim Gunn utter the phrase "Holla at your boy" and a fashion-impaired designer confuse "ruffles" with "good taste." (Entertainment Weekly)

• Everyone knows about the 90210 spinoff. But what happened to the original cast? Star magazine investigates! (Star)