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For all you skeptics out there who insisted that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's split was just another elaborate scheme to garner press, today you smell the stink of defeat (we're told it's like a blend of Chanel No. 5, patchouli and stale tacos). According to TMZ, the famed (for doing anything for fame) couple will officially say sayonara to their Speidi moniker within six months, as Spencer reportedly signed the divorce papers (filed by Heids) last week.

The breakup appears to have taken its toll on Heidi, but Spencer's already back on the singles scene -- so who do you think will be his next victim girlfriend? Considering the ex-"Hills" villain's excuse for the demise of his marriage ("There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully," he recently told People), we're thinking someone with an equally depraved lust for the spotlight would fit the bill. Here are our top six picks:

1. Vienna Girardi
Things didn't quite work out with "Bachelor" star Jake Pavelka, and the buzz about her betrayal (and his lack of sex drive) has already timed out. A few dates with Spence could really up her VIP party invites and tabloid presence.

2. Kate Gosselin
This once straight-laced, suburban mom has transformed herself into a Hollywood MILF (it's Heidi 10 years from now!), and what better way to help Spencer conquer his fear of children than to add eight of them to his everyday life?

3. Janice Dickinson
C'mon, you didn't see those sweet stolen glances between the two on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!"? Sure, she's a little past her prime, but we know Spencer's very encouraging of plastic surgery.

4. Tila Tequila
Girl will do almost anything to stay on the public's radar, and we always got the feeling she liked the boys more than the girls anyway. Especially a boy who'd probably be more than willing to fight for her honor against unruly concertgoers.

5. Omarosa from "The Apprentice"
We know, we keep coming back to older women, but who else in the world could set Spencer straight than the meanie who threw down with Wendy Williams on her own talk show?

6. Lady Gaga
Uh, yeah, he wishes!

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Most people know Hills star Kristin Cavallari as MTV's reigning drama queen, but the reality star-slash-actress isn't afraid to show off her lighter side. In addition to starring in the latest Van Wilder movie (and making fun of herself -- and Kate Gosselin -- for FunnyOrDie.com), K-Cav's also perfected the role of the ditzy Hollywood blonde!

Over the weekend, Kristin got into character by blabbing on her cell phone, knocking over a plant and spilling her cappuccino at an L.A. restaurant. Fortch, her clumsy diva act was all for show -- according to DailyFill.com, she was just filming another comedy sketch. Anyhow, check out these pix of the Method actor making a scene in West Hollywood!

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Forget about 15 minutes. Now, Spencer and Heidi Pratt are well into their third year in the spotlight, and the Hills' newlyweds (they got hitched on the show ... twice ... after three proposals) have never looked back. Their secret? They've got the paps on speed-dial, over a million combined Twitter pals and a special talent for churning out celebrity feuds, TMI interviews and the best reality TV meltdowns we've ever seen.

So what'd the press-loving pair -- who, literally, wrote the book on fame -- do for Halloween this year? They grabbed eight plastic baby dolls and dressed up as fellow reality stars-turned-tabloid fixtures Jon and Kate Gosselin. Natch, they were (likely) going for shock factor, exposure and an easy punchline, but seeing Speidi all decked out in their Gosselin garb made us wonder: has the reality torch been passed?

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Ya knew Justin Bobby was asking for trouble when he cooked Kristin Cavallari dinner and met up with his ex in the very same week. And now, with the whole gang getting together for Heidi Gosselin Pratt's birthday, Audrina Patridge will finally have her chance to confront that pathetic man-stealer (her words, not ours) head-on. Watch as JB's ex gives Kristin a piece of her mind (and a reason to question Justin's motives), while Spencer promises his wifey the b-day present of her dreams. Oh, and word to the wise: next week's Hills is rated "DD" for Double Drama.

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Heidi Pratt might've set her sights on becoming the next Octomom, but right now, she's content to go around looking like Kate Gosselin (at least, from now til October 31). So what's with the Jon & Kate getups? "Halloween is supposed to be about scary costumes," Spencer Pratt told Usmagazine.com. "What's scarier than Speidi Plus Eight?"

Check out these pix of the terrifying twosome, plus head over to MTV News for more shots of Spencer/Jon elbowing babies in the larynx (see above!) and Heidi/Kate in that upside-down-Carol-Brady 'do.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News (via MTV News)

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Kristin Cavallari thinks reports of her beyotchery are highly exaggerated. But that doesn't mean the bossy beach babe can't have a little fun at her own expense.

In this new FunnyorDie.com clip, K-Cav's embracing her badass rep -- and mouthing off about everything from President Obama's healthcare plan to Kate Gosselin's love life to, well, ugly people.

Check it, and let us know whether you think the Queen of Mean is acting up a storm -- or just being her charming old self!

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At the beginning of NBC's I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!, Speidi proclaimed themselves to be the "most famous people in the world." A slight(?) exaggeration at the time, now it seems as if all of America (and most of Bangladesh, Dubai and the African village of Fulani) are following the couple's shenanigans. That's right, just five days after the show's premiere, Spencer Pratt's about to outrank Jon & Kate Gosselin in terms of most talked about Reality TV stars!

Since Spencer and Heidi are to MTV what multiple cats are to old crazy bats, we'll be airing a marathon of this week's I'm a Celebrity! episodes, plus lotsa funny bonus footage of their antics. The big event starts at noon on Sunday, but until then we've brought you a taste of some very special deleted scenes, beginning with Spencer's declaration to run for president -- and win -- in 2012.

Behold, Speidi in the Mist midst of Operation A-List Or Bust!

After the jump, video of Heidi explaining how eco-friendly, dry shampoo kept her spirits up in the jungle!
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