• Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jeremy "Turtle" Ferrara's real life maybe-coupledom is an inspiration to chubby freeloaders everywhere. (Scandalist)

• Alec Baldwin says making out with Jennifer Aniston (who recently guest-starred on 30 Rock) was "painful." (Usmagazine.com)

• Rosie O'Donnell wants you to know that the ladies from The View get along about as well off-camera as they do on the show. (LA Times)

• Dancing with the Stars' Julianne Hough says she's quitting the show because it's hard to dance and sing at the same time. Also hard? Walking and chewing gum! (TV Watch)

• TLC unveils plans for its newest series: Toddlers in Tiaras, a pageant-themed show aimed at exploiting the exploitation of underage girls. Hey, sounds neat! In a disturbing JonBenet Ramsey meets the chubby girl from Little Miss Sunshine meets Lolita kinda way.

• Eliot Spitzer's personal escort, Ashley Dupre, wants to formally apologize to the former NYC governor's wife, Silda. Sadly, we're not sure Hallmark makes a "Sorry a shtooped your hubby" card. At least, not yet! (NY Post)

• Semi-famous funnylady Kathy Griffin confirms that there's another season of D-List in the works. Bring it, KG! (Usmagazine.com)

• Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are either back together -- or else they're the kinda best friendsies who hug and kiss a lot. (E! Online)

• DWTS' Julianne Hough doesn't care what the judges/fans think about her just-eliminated-partner Cody Linley: "He's a winner to me," she says. (We think she means it in the metaphorical sense.) (OMG Yahoo!)

• Anyone else think Hottie McHotterson Megan Fox can do better than David Silver from 90210? (Scandalist)

Tuesday night's Dancing with the Stars wasn't all about fancy footwork, skimpy costumes and grouchy judges. There were also some major tears shed! And we're not just talking about the salty discharge streaming down our face when we learned sprinter Maurice Greene has danced his last dance. We are, of course, referring to the mushy clip of Cody Linley and his partner, Julianne Hough's "couples therapy" sesh with Sex...with Mom and Dad's resident M.D., Dr. Drew.

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• Apparently, Sarah Palin asked Tina Fey if she needed a babysitter during SNL last weekend -- and offered up her daughter, Bristol, for the job! Sadly, Tina turned her down, most likely because (a) she already had a sitter lined up (b) that would've been weird, and (c) last Saturday just happened to be Bristol's birthday. (HuffPo)

• DWTS's Julianne Hough is taking a 2-week break from dancing to undergo an appendectomy. But then...it's back to ballroom! (MSNBC)

• Meanwhile, Cloris Leachman won't be Dancing anytime soon, but she already has her next gig lined up: a role in Brad Pitt's new movie! (OK!)

• The View denies rumors of an Elisabeth Hasselbeck/Joy Behar rift, despite strong on-air evidence to the contrary. (Usmagazine.com)

• Grey's Anatomy update: That hot/slightly insane army surgeon Cristina smooched in the season opener is returning to Seattle Grace. Welcome back, McSociopath! (E! Online)