Brody Jenner's gotten into his share of barfights, but last night, it was his girlfriend Jayde Nicole who ended up black and blue. According to TMZ (who spoke with Brody), Jayde threw a drink at Girls Gone Wild perv-in-chief Joe Francis at L.A. nightclub Guys & Dolls after seeing him harass one of her female friends. And that's when the trouble really started.

"Jenner says Francis then pulled Jayde's hair, punched her in the face and threw her to the ground and began kicking her," writes TMZ. "Security broke it up and Francis got dragged away -- Brody followed."

Soon afterward, both Brody and Joe were ejected from the club, at which point the fighting continued -- Brody says he punched Joe in the face until "someone tased him and he fell to the ground."

No arrests were made last night, but Jayde tells TMZ she may press charges and claims she sustained a black and blue cheek, swollen face and bruised left rib, and had some of her hair pulled out as a result of the fight.

Brody later described the incident on Twitter, writing: "Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him ... How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl??" Brody asked in a second tweet, adding: "[He] needs to be in jail."

+ This is some seriously disturbing news, and because being serious gives us the willies, it's our prerogative to lighten the mood with a little flashback of our favorite Brody and Jayde moment from MTV's Bromance, in which the extremely hospitable star offers his socially-challenged contestants some jacuzzi time with the wifey. Let's just all take a moment to remember the good times...

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Sure, you already knew Audrina was peacing out of Lauren's guest house and snatching up some prime real estate of her very own. (And you'll get to see how it all goes down on tonight's Hills!) But here's something you might not have heard yet: According to Star magazine (via the New York Daily News), the name of LC and Lo's new roomie might be 'Montag'. No, not Heidi. The other one! Writes the NYC tab:

Apparently Heidi Montag's sister Holly is going to move into Lauren Conrad's guest house. After all, Star says, Holly has been "practically homeless" since Spencer kicked her out of his and Heidi's apartment. You heard the mag: homeless. As in, pushing her life around in a shopping cart and sleeping on the sidewalk under a pile of Badgley Mischka knits.

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You gotta love a gal who knows how to keep things interesting. And nobody keeps us guessing about her personal life more than former Danity Kane-er Aubrey O'Day. Sure, Diddy wasn't exactly a big fan of Aubrey's attention-grabbing extracurriculars (like that almost-pornographic spread in Complex magazine) but the way we see it, if the girl wants to make out with Donnie Wahlberg one night and Joe Francis the next, that's her biz.

'Course, that doesn't mean we can't live vicariously through Aubs' supposed exploits. Which is why we are loving this rumor that she recently locked lips with Kanye West.

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Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls may need to be declawed. The feline frontwoman recently brushed off rumors of a rivalry with Danity Kane, but couldn't resist admitting she thought the Dolls could "kick their asses" if it ever came to a no-holds-barred street fight.

Her proof?

"We work out a lot and lift a lot of weights. And, as you can see, we ride motorcycles on our album cover."

Yep, nothing scarier than a bunch of sub-100 pound girls pretending to ride Harley's in four-inch platforms. 'Course, if the two girl groups ever did throw down, we'd put our money on Danity Kane in a second. We have a feeling Dawn's bark is as big as her bite, and Aubrey strikes us as the kinda gal who wouldn't be afraid to fight dirty. (In a completely awesome hair-pulling, stiletto-stomping kinda way.)

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In case you haven't noticed, there are a lot of crappy jobs in this world. Back in 2003, Popular Science even went ahead and rounded up a list of the world's worst forms of gainful employment, where notable standouts include stool sampler, flatus odor judge (read: professional fart-sniffer) and official barnyard masturbator.

But after reading today's Page Six, we were reminded of one more highly undesirable occupation, namely: assistant to smut peddler, ex-con and Girls Gone Wild impresario, Joe Francis. Fortunately for you, it seems that position has already been filled! By none other than former unwanted houseguest Holly Montag!

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