MTV Remote Control Blog › Jodie Sweetin

• Jodie Sweetin's ex-hubby is claiming the former Full House star is an unfit mother who occasionally drives drunk. In the words of the inimitable Stephanie Tanner, "How rude!" (TMZ)

• Taylor Swift admits that Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford is her dream date, thereby giving us a clear shot at Chuck Bass. Hands off, girls -- he's ours. (Usmagazine.com)

• Former Saved by the Bell star Tiffani Thiessen (better known as Kelly Kapowski) is not, we repeat, not expecting kids anytime soon. So hold off on the MILF jokes -- at least until we hear otherwise. (Hollyscoop)

• Paula Abdul continues to blast the American Idol producers, either because she's really angry with them or because she's trying to negotiate a better contract for herself. Possibly both. (Boston.com)

• Biggest Loser's Vicky Vilcan is sorry you think she's a beyotch. But she can't help it if you're wrong. (TV Watch)

Tags American Idol, Biggest Loser, Chace Crawford, Chuck Bass, Full House, Gossip Girl, Jodie Sweetin, Paula Abdul, Saved By The Bell, Taylor Swift, Tiffini Thiessen, Vicky Vilcan

• Your grandma may have a thing for Run's House...but your mom apparently has the hots for American Idol winner David Cook! Says the reluctant mom-magnet: "Every time a mother comes up to me and says proudly that she's a cougar, it's always a little unnerving. (OK!)

• Former Tanner (and sometimes Pants-Off Dance-Off host) Jodie Sweetin and her hubby weigh the merits of "pulling a Tori and Dean." (People)

• And speaking of Full House alums, set your DVR's! The Friar's Club roast of surprisingly dirty funnyman Bob Saget is less than three weeks away. (Comedy Central)

• Apparently, some people were actually rooting for that quirky Mark fellow to win it all on SYTYCD. Just not enough to keep him from getting kicked off last night. (Entertainment Weekly)

• Janice Dickinson looking fierce without her makeup. (Perez Hilton)

• You know your fashion career's not going too well when the heinous ruffle-dress (that got you booted from Project Runway) is still better than your collection. (NY Mag)

Tags American Idol, Bob Saget, David Cook, Full House, Janice Dickinson, Jodie Sweetin, Project Runway, Reality Check, Run's House, So You Think You Can Dance