• Jodie Sweetin's ex-hubby is claiming the former Full House star is an unfit mother who occasionally drives drunk. In the words of the inimitable Stephanie Tanner, "How rude!" (TMZ)

• Taylor Swift admits that Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford is her dream date, thereby giving us a clear shot at Chuck Bass. Hands off, girls -- he's ours. (Usmagazine.com)

• Former Saved by the Bell star Tiffani Thiessen (better known as Kelly Kapowski) is not, we repeat, not expecting kids anytime soon. So hold off on the MILF jokes -- at least until we hear otherwise. (Hollyscoop)

• Paula Abdul continues to blast the American Idol producers, either because she's really angry with them or because she's trying to negotiate a better contract for herself. Possibly both. (Boston.com)

• Biggest Loser's Vicky Vilcan is sorry you think she's a beyotch. But she can't help it if you're wrong. (TV Watch)

• Your grandma may have a thing for Run's House...but your mom apparently has the hots for American Idol winner David Cook! Says the reluctant mom-magnet: "Every time a mother comes up to me and says proudly that she's a cougar, it's always a little unnerving. (OK!)

• Former Tanner (and sometimes Pants-Off Dance-Off host) Jodie Sweetin and her hubby weigh the merits of "pulling a Tori and Dean." (People)

• And speaking of Full House alums, set your DVR's! The Friar's Club roast of surprisingly dirty funnyman Bob Saget is less than three weeks away. (Comedy Central)

• Apparently, some people were actually rooting for that quirky Mark fellow to win it all on SYTYCD. Just not enough to keep him from getting kicked off last night. (Entertainment Weekly)

• Janice Dickinson looking fierce without her makeup. (Perez Hilton)

• You know your fashion career's not going too well when the heinous ruffle-dress (that got you booted from Project Runway) is still better than your collection. (NY Mag)