• Eliot Spitzer's personal escort, Ashley Dupre, wants to formally apologize to the former NYC governor's wife, Silda. Sadly, we're not sure Hallmark makes a "Sorry a shtooped your hubby" card. At least, not yet! (NY Post)

• Semi-famous funnylady Kathy Griffin confirms that there's another season of D-List in the works. Bring it, KG! (Usmagazine.com)

• Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are either back together -- or else they're the kinda best friendsies who hug and kiss a lot. (E! Online)

• DWTS' Julianne Hough doesn't care what the judges/fans think about her just-eliminated-partner Cody Linley: "He's a winner to me," she says. (We think she means it in the metaphorical sense.) (OMG Yahoo!)

• Anyone else think Hottie McHotterson Megan Fox can do better than David Silver from 90210? (Scandalist)

• This just in: presidential hopeful John McCain to spend the last Saturday before next week's elections on SNL! With luck, his performance fall somewhere in the realm of Better Than The Last Time and Worse Than Sarah Palin. Only this time around, we're thinking he should lose the whole 'Haha, I'm really old' shtick. (People)

• Apparently, Sarah Silverman's appearance on her ex-boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel's late night talk show made for some pretty awkward moments! Yep, didn't see that one coming... (Usmagazine.com)

• What happens when the Girls Next Door move out of the neighborhood? We're not sure, but rumor has it Hef's girls Holly and Kendra are in search of new digs. (Usmagazine.com)

• The first rule of TV 101: If you're gonna make a show called Cougar Town, you must (we repeat, MUST) get Courteney Cox to star in it. Capiche? (The Insider)

• And speaking of cougars, word has it there's already a Melrose spinoff in the works! We're just hoping Amanda Woodward's still rocking three-inch roots -- and dressed like some sort of high-class, boardroom hooker. (Fox News)

• 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan's leaving the dimly-lit world of strip clubs behind...but that doesn't mean he can't still get his money's worth... (NY Daily News)

• OMG, Nathan and Brooke (i.e. James Lafferty and Sophia Bush) from One Tree Hill are totally dating! Which is really, really exciting for the .005% of you who still watch the CW -- and know that Sophia was briefly (but memorably!) married to the show's other star, Chad Michael Murray. (E! Online)

• Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel might be broken up (at least, for now) but that's not stopping her from popping by her ex's late night show. (Usmagazine.com)

• Elisabeth Hasselbeck isn't enjoying The View of Joy Behar these days. Word has it, she and the "comedienne" are taking a cue from angry 7th grade girls everywhere and giving each other the silent treatment. Which, perhaps, explains why Hasselback's suddenly unhappy with her role as the show's token conservative. (Fox News)

• You know that old saying ("One man's trash is another man's treasure")? Yeah, we always thought that was neat. Oh, and in completely unrelated news, Jessica Simpson's latest straight-to-DVD movie here in the States is apparently #1 at the box office in Russia. (Scandalist)

• Michelle Obama tells Jay Leno she's not a fashionista -- like, oh, we don't know, Sarah "Clothes Horse" Palin. (Jezebel)

We officially love Jimmy Kimmel. Granted, we never expected to hear ourselves say those words (in fact, we never really thought we'd think them) but after watching this clip of him and The Hills' Lauren Conrad we're convinced that he's the coolest guy ever.

Not only does he interrogate LC about Heidi Montag's new fashion line (which she claims to have never seen!), but he gets her to divulge her patented secret for giving paparazzi the slip. And best of all, he literally FORCES her to sit through "Higher," a.k.a. Heidi's infamous frolicking-on-the-beach (while wearing an itsy bitsy bikini) video.

Check out Jimmy Kimmel's sit-down with LC on E! Online. Then, if you're still not convinced Kimmel's got game, take a look at this vintage clip of him utterly destroying Flavor Flav.