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Pure, glorious laughter permeated the "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" studio last night, as Snooki elaborated on some personal details. There to promote her new book, "Confessions of a Guidette," and show off her "2-cent store" bracelets (well, that's certainly one way to fend off grabby fans), the "Jersey Shore" standout instantly had audiences giggling at/with her due to a self-confessed lack of literary knowledge (the mention of authors J.K. Rowling and Maya Angelou flew right over her pouf). Soon after, she elicited a confused flurry of chortles from the crowd while discussing her "gay" cat, Vito. When prodded by Kimmel on how she could decipher the feline's sexual preference, she commented, "It's always on me, and it listens to my stories." She also explained to the host, whom she apparently has a "ridic crush" on--despite the lack of juice in his head--that Vito has no problem with her outing him on television. "He's like, 'OK girl, go.'"

Check out the video clips below to hear more from the interview, including how she neglected to take full advantage of her status as a legal midget.

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She wouldn't put it past them, but Audrina Patridge laughed off Jimmy Kimmel's accusation that Heidi and Spencer Pratt were possibly the culprits behind her "Dancing with the Stars" elimination last night. Shocked that she was ousted (she got the second highest score from the judges for this week's performance!), Kimmel went on a bit of a blame tirade, even implying in his opening monologue that class act Lauren Conrad could have had something to do with it (inconceivable!). 'Course, Jimmy was just being his usual jokester self, yet he did get kinda serious when it came time to question Drina's dance partner, Tony Dovolani, saying that he was a bad-luck charm. (Poor Tony's been on the show for 10 seasons and still hasn't won a competition.)

Ya have to appreciate Jimmy's attempt to make light of Audrina's premature departure, but unfortunately, the only people to point the finger at are the viewers for not calling in and voting. Guess you're all gonna have to make it up to our girl by watching her new reality TV show on VH1!

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This season's "Dancing with the Stars" truly showed us a softer side of "The Situation." Being criticized by the judges (repeatedly) highlighted his (surprisingly) calm temperament, and proved that underneath all of the bronzer and color-coordinated rosary beads, he's an OK guy who's not all about getting his rocks off. Following Mike's unfortunate loss this week, he and his dance partner, Karina Smirnoff, visited the set of "Jimmy Kimmel Live" to talk about the question on everyone's mind: whether or not the two smushed. (Actually, that idea never even crossed our mind.)

Watch the clip, where Mike says they did NOT hook up ("I was trying to be good"), and keep your eyes peeled for a pretty typical moment that occurs mid-taping: Mike's celly goes off! Who's calling? His pal, The Unit.

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While most of us watched Snooki defend herself against the swarm of grundle chodes on last night's episode of "Jersey Shore," the Angelina-dissing castie slipped on a Cookie Monster costume and paid the Jimmy Kimmel show a visit. (My how this cutie's changed her look since Season 1!) And what were the rest of her roomies up to? Pauly D tried to apologize to Usher on behalf of Snooks (apparently, she was embarrassingly starstruck), and Sammi addressed some rumors that she had plastic surgery done.

Elsewhere, a few MTV casties were concerned about their health-- booty-shaker Audrina Patridge was trying to avoid a cold, and Whitney Port got really car sick (those New York City cabs will getcha, Whit!).

Check out their tweets below:

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What do you get when you take the "Jersey Shore" gang out of the spotlight sunlight and introduce them to the dark world of blood-hungry vampires? Something pretty bizarre, yet equally hilarious. The cast members recently channeled their inner undead and spoofed "Twilight" on "Jimmy Kimmel Live." While Mike "The Situation" (who just launched his clothing line) does a great job playing Edward, Pauly D as Jacob the werewolf is nothing short of ah-may-zing. We're totally feelin' the facial hair!

Check out the video below and let us know what you think of their supernatural performance.

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• Eliot Spitzer's personal escort, Ashley Dupre, wants to formally apologize to the former NYC governor's wife, Silda. Sadly, we're not sure Hallmark makes a "Sorry a shtooped your hubby" card. At least, not yet! (NY Post)

• Semi-famous funnylady Kathy Griffin confirms that there's another season of D-List in the works. Bring it, KG! (Usmagazine.com)

• Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are either back together -- or else they're the kinda best friendsies who hug and kiss a lot. (E! Online)

• DWTS' Julianne Hough doesn't care what the judges/fans think about her just-eliminated-partner Cody Linley: "He's a winner to me," she says. (We think she means it in the metaphorical sense.) (OMG Yahoo!)

• Anyone else think Hottie McHotterson Megan Fox can do better than David Silver from 90210? (Scandalist)

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• This just in: presidential hopeful John McCain to spend the last Saturday before next week's elections on SNL! With luck, his performance fall somewhere in the realm of Better Than The Last Time and Worse Than Sarah Palin. Only this time around, we're thinking he should lose the whole 'Haha, I'm really old' shtick. (People)

• Apparently, Sarah Silverman's appearance on her ex-boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel's late night talk show made for some pretty awkward moments! Yep, didn't see that one coming... (Usmagazine.com)

• What happens when the Girls Next Door move out of the neighborhood? We're not sure, but rumor has it Hef's girls Holly and Kendra are in search of new digs. (Usmagazine.com)

• The first rule of TV 101: If you're gonna make a show called Cougar Town, you must (we repeat, MUST) get Courteney Cox to star in it. Capiche? (The Insider)

• And speaking of cougars, word has it there's already a Melrose spinoff in the works! We're just hoping Amanda Woodward's still rocking three-inch roots -- and dressed like some sort of high-class, boardroom hooker. (Fox News)

• 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan's leaving the dimly-lit world of strip clubs behind...but that doesn't mean he can't still get his money's worth... (NY Daily News)

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• OMG, Nathan and Brooke (i.e. James Lafferty and Sophia Bush) from One Tree Hill are totally dating! Which is really, really exciting for the .005% of you who still watch the CW -- and know that Sophia was briefly (but memorably!) married to the show's other star, Chad Michael Murray. (E! Online)

• Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel might be broken up (at least, for now) but that's not stopping her from popping by her ex's late night show. (Usmagazine.com)

• Elisabeth Hasselbeck isn't enjoying The View of Joy Behar these days. Word has it, she and the "comedienne" are taking a cue from angry 7th grade girls everywhere and giving each other the silent treatment. Which, perhaps, explains why Hasselback's suddenly unhappy with her role as the show's token conservative. (Fox News)

• You know that old saying ("One man's trash is another man's treasure")? Yeah, we always thought that was neat. Oh, and in completely unrelated news, Jessica Simpson's latest straight-to-DVD movie here in the States is apparently #1 at the box office in Russia. (Scandalist)

• Michelle Obama tells Jay Leno she's not a fashionista -- like, oh, we don't know, Sarah "Clothes Horse" Palin. (Jezebel)

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We officially love Jimmy Kimmel. Granted, we never expected to hear ourselves say those words (in fact, we never really thought we'd think them) but after watching this clip of him and The Hills' Lauren Conrad we're convinced that he's the coolest guy ever.

Not only does he interrogate LC about Heidi Montag's new fashion line (which she claims to have never seen!), but he gets her to divulge her patented secret for giving paparazzi the slip. And best of all, he literally FORCES her to sit through "Higher," a.k.a. Heidi's infamous frolicking-on-the-beach (while wearing an itsy bitsy bikini) video.

Check out Jimmy Kimmel's sit-down with LC on E! Online. Then, if you're still not convinced Kimmel's got game, take a look at this vintage clip of him utterly destroying Flavor Flav.

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