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What's the difference between 20 to 10 and 10 to 12? A little over a two hours, which totally explains why Snooki's never on time. "Clock language" can be so difficult to understand! And who says she's the only "Shore"-goer who was never taught how to speak said language the "intelligent way," as she refers to it in the below clip from our latest "Jersey Shore Hook-Up"? "I never learned that in school. I don't understand why someone wouldn't just say 4:10," she says. "Why do you have to say more words than it actually is?"

When challenged by MTV "Challenge" veteran Kenny Santucci to tell the time on Ronnie's blinged-out watch, she dares the rest of her co-stars in attendance to do the same. And, uh, they do it. Our Snooks sure is in a class of her own.

+ Check out the video for a comical discussion between the cast members about Ron's Gumby ankles, Mike's request to play "Varsity Blues," and of course, the intricacies of clock language, then tell us what time it is in the comments.

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Ronnie once warned against falling in love at the "Jersey Shore." Three years later--while it might only be temporary--he and the gang have certainly changed their tunes.

While things looked bleak last week for Jenni and Roger, who argued over their commitment to each other, the feisty beauty decided to fight for her relationship instead of let her pride take over. The couple's phone call went far from perfectly, but it ended well, and Roger assured his girlfriend there was no need for her to be insecure.

Deena was fighting for love, as well--from her boss, Danny, who was still pissed she'd ditched work earlier in the week to go drinking. D and Nicole decided a cake would show the Shore Store owner just how sorry they were, and even though baking the thing proved to be more difficult than anticipated (into the oven, girls) it came out beautifully. That is, until the next morning, when Deena noticed a corner piece missing. Immediately, she and the group deemed Mike responsible, as he was the last to head to bed the night before. Pauly later admitted to snagging a piece as a midnight snack--something D laughed off--and Mike lamented the fact that he was "guilty until proven innocent" in the house.

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After the Chef Boyar-Meatballs finished baking an apology cake for Danny during tonight's episode of "Jersey Shore," Snooki took a time out from the kitchen to address her womanly problem in the bathroom. The culprit, of course, was that same pesky UTI she's been dealing with all summer, but we were beside ourselves when Snooks revealed that this was her 10th infection in the past year! Girlfriend needs to put down the pickles and start sucking on some cranberry supplements.

During her trip to the clinic, the physician handed her a prescription for antibiotics, and she left with firm orders to limit her boozing to just one alcoholic beverage per night, which she then completely ignored. In the below clip from this week's "Jersey Shore Hook-Up," host Kenny Santucci puts Snooki on the spot and asks--quite boldly, we might add--why she gets so many friggin' UTIs. "Ear sex," she jokingly (or maybe not) responds, before explaining that neglecting her post-coital scrub-downs is the real cause. That, and the fact that she really likes her alcohol, which blocks the medicine's effectiveness. "You should've taken some of the booze and just poured it right on the UTI," Dr. Santucci suggests. Watch the video to see if she considers his advice.

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Angela Simmons and Snooki demonstrate MTV's far-reaching family tree.

This morning, as we were deleting reading all of our emails, we came across this darling photo of Snooki and former "Run's House" resident Angela Simmons. Snooks, who was fresh off her role as The Insider's investigative Grammy correspondent, grabbed a chair next to her MTV cousin during last night's bebeBLACK show at New York Fashion Week. Was this an act of a smart seating guru, or were these two Jersey girls (yup, Ang is from The Garden State, too!) desperate to compare notes about the gorillas in attendance? Who knows, but their outfits certainly complement each other.

Could this be the start of a beautiful friendship? Let's review the facts: Both gals apparently like cobalt, two-toned 'dos and Bebe, so it seems they have similar taste. As expert photo examiners, we think Snooki and Angela have enough in common to warrant a joint shopping spree at the mall. Wonder what Rev would have to say about that...

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Ever spotted a squirrel at the base of a Spruce tree, foraging and hiding its nuts in the ground? A bushy, disproportionate tail flops around like a golden retriever's while its tiny little head remains still. Why are we getting all Animal Planet on you? Because in the "Jersey Shore" Episode 6 bonus scene below, Deena and her jovial meatball-in-crime behave like a pair of squirrel monkeys in the wild.

Take a look at the clip, in which Deena rips open a highly pressurized bag of potato chips and stands motionless as each innocent grease wafer crashes to the floor. In Seaside Heights, the 3-second rule does not apply to snack foods, so instead of eagerly gathering all of her munchies and placing them back into their bag, Snooki joins her on the ground for an impromptu picnic. (Guess if you can leave a UTI untreated, surely you have no probs eating off a hardwood floor coated in days-old Ron Ron Juice.)

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It's safe to assume that a significant portion of the world knows about Snooki's UTI--even her dad got an earful of the dirty details. While she raised awareness about her bladder issues, bathroom accidents are hardly just a Meatball Problem--they affect the entire "Jersey Shore" house. To prove our point, we rounded up five memorable potty fouls.

1. JWOWW Pops A Squat: Remember when JWOWW peed behind Karma's deserted upstairs bar because the line for the ladies' room was too long? We sure do! She hosed the evidence down with fountain soda while Snooki--and millions of viewers--looked on in amusement.

2. Sitch Gets Stuck: Instead of having an issue getting into a bathroom, Mike had trouble getting out. Thanks to a faulty water closet door at the gang's Italian villa, he was forced to hang by the toilet way longer than duty called for.

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Mike has spent the first half of his "Jersey Shore" summer devising a Master Plan to expose Snooki as a lying, cheating trollop, but it wasn't long ago that he was professing his love for her in Florence. How quickly the tides do turn when a heart hath been broken, and, more notably, an ego hath been shattered.

Despite his latest villainous intentions, it's all-too obvious in the below sneak peek of Thursday night's new episode that Sitch hasn't lost that lovin' lustful feeling for Snooks. Then again, maybe his dirty overtures and desperate attempt to decorate the object of his affection with whipped cream, "Varsity Blues"-style, is all part of the aforementioned plan to wreak havoc on her relationship with Jionni. You really never know what's up his sleeve.

In this video clip, our "clock language"-challenged meatball tries to rally her frenemy to go dancing, but the only thing on his mind is a late-night Scooby Snooki Snack. Check out his persistence in the face of irritation and flat-out rejection.

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Snooki gave the 2012 Grammy Awards' red carpet a taste of 'Jersey Shore' last night.

Hours before Grammys champion Adele endearingly "fanked" the world for its support of her unstoppable "21," Snooki made sure the biggest night in music included answers to all the tough questions: Why are you wearing guns on your arm, what is a "wenis" and is there underwear beneath that Ted Baker dress? That, friends, is the "Jersey Shore" investigative way.

Snooks helped The Insider get the dirt on some of the award show's biggest stars last night, and made a point to shake up the typical industry chatter routine. Sure, she asked Fergie about her fashion of choice, but quizzing Amber Rose and nominee Wiz Khalifa on the true meaning of "grundle grenade" soon followed, and it was only a matter of time before she and Kathy Griffin chummed it up over talk of rhinoplasty. And, yes, if you were curious, Rebecca Black was wearing underwear. Music? We'll get to that later.

+ Check out the clip below for the antithesis to the Ryan Seacrest approach, and tell us how you think Snooks handled the sea of celebrity.

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And suddenly, all roads were cleared.

Even though Snooki shook up Italian traffic by SLAMMING her Fiat into a police car, it hasn't scared the "Jersey Shore" meatball away from driving--or, more specifically, driving a giant-ass truck with neon pink trim. She recently introduced the Twitterverse to "Joey," and we're sure the guy will look beautiful when he misses a left somewhere and tries to bang a U-turn in heavy traffic.

Elsewhere on Twitter, there was love both lost and found on the "Challenge" front, as Emily sucked up her pride to congratulate former fling (and enemy) Ty on his Dome performance, while Naomi deflected flak tossed by fans that blamed her for Team Yellow's elimination. Mom-to-be Kristin Cavallari was in a sisterly mood, voicing support for Gisele Bündchen's big mouth, while Wes of "Caged" was fired up enough to take on "The Situation," if he didn't knock himself out first.

Check out what they and other MTV talent had to say, including Molly Tarlov's assurance that a second "Awkward." is in the works!

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Summer jobs can be a drag, particularly when it's a beautiful day along the "Jersey Shore" and there's a boardwalk lousy with bars just steps outside of the workplace. So when pressing T-shirts and peddling booty shorts at the Shore Store didn't seem worthwhile for Deena and Snooki, the meatballs zigzagged through sales racks, slipped out into the beach crowd and headed for the part-time employment hills. And poor Pauly, the shift's lone workhorse, was left to fend off his stalker by himself.

A small part of us cheered the meatballs on, and it seemed social media was in their corner, as well, as the pair's blatant retail defiance drummed up a Twitter trend that would have driven smoke out of Danny's ears. Whether "Shore" fans were shocked by the boss's likeness to an early social media maven or reminded of their own employment experiences, a ton had something to say about the Shore Store, and here are our favorite related tweets from last night:

"I've been in the Shore Store, and the racks aren't tall. And @Snooki and @DeenaNicoleMTV didn't even reach the height of them. #JerseyShore" -- @TeamDeenaMTV

"Why does the manager from the Shore Store look like Tom from Myspace?" -- @_Cangri

"Shore Store > Lakers and Celtics." -- @JamesMcGowan3

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