I can’t believe I’m saying this, but here it is: Justin Bobby is hot. Really hot. Even during his Jack Sparrow phase, he always had this certain je ne sais quoi about him, which made me want to jump on the back of his Harley and ride off into the sunset, or at least to some faraway place where I could smother him with kisses (without fear of PDA) until his inability to form polysyllabic words was no longer an issue.

And then it happened: The life-altering haircut that proved to the world that JB had cheekbones and was, in fact, as smokin’ as Shia LeBoeuf, except gassier and with slightly fewer DUIs. Weird thing is, these days JB’s been looking a little, well, a little like someone all too familiar.

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• Rumor alert! (Unconfirmed) word has it that Diddy’s supposed favoritism of Dawn Richards is tearing Danity Kane apart! (NYDN)

• Meanwhile, Diddy questions McCain’s choice of running mate, and wonders aloud about the black/crackhead population of Alaska. (Scandalist)

• Jennifer Aniston to play a stalker on 30 Rock. (Usmagazine.com)

• Meanwhile, Harry Potter’s Daniel Radcliffe kinda sorta wants to play a drag queen. (Just Jared)

• Hills‘ Jason Wahler still facing legal woes. (E! Online)

• Disaster Movie officially comes in at a 0…on a scale from 1-100. (Best Week Ever)

Dear Whitney,

It’s been all over the news that you’re traipsing around town, taking meetings with Diane von Furstenberg (a.k.a. queen of the slimming wrap-dress!) and contemplating a move to NYC. And we have one thing to say to you: DON’T LEAVE US, WHITNEY!

Sure, working for Kelly Cutrone can be a little taxing at times (okay, so she practically ripped that Jessica chick a new one) but she totes seems to like you for now! Plus, we’ve only just started to get used to the idea of you going bicoastal — if you leave sunny California in favor of dirty, smelly, New York, who’s going to be there the next time GMA needs a rapidly falling model, or Jason gets engaged (again) right in front of L.C.?!

Anyways, we’re not in any state right now to make sense of all the vague spinoff rumors (deja vu, anyone?) and unsubstantiated gossip floating around. We just wanted to let you know that we like our Whitney right where we can see her: on The Hills, every Monday night at 10pm.

Let’s try and keep it that way, shall we?

Much love!
Show Girl
P.S. So you know, we heard the last girl who tried to skip out on Kelly Cutrone ended up with a horse head at the foot of her mattress. Just sayin’…

Although most of us spent our weekend reliving The Hills‘ Top Ten Most Memorable Moments Ever (”You know what you did!”) it appears there’s a small, often overlooked percentage of the general population that could care less about Jason “Sex Tape?” Wahler, is equally indifferent towards LC and Heidi, and has never even heard of (formerly) long-locked lothario/small-screen legend, Justin Bobby.

Fortunately, despite being highly resistant to the Hills epidemic, these genetic anomales are, nevertheless, still entirely susceptible to Diddy fever. And so, for those of you who prefer Donnie to Brody Jenner, we humbly present the trailer for season three of Making the Band 4.

Check it out and watch as Diddy clashes with the girls, boos the boys and gets confronted by fired choreographer Laurie Ann! Then be sure to tune in tomorrow night at 9pm sharp to catch the first episode of the season.

Everyone knows that to be part of the young Hollywood glitterati takes a three step process:

1) Find your way on a hit reality show.
2) Make sure people know you’re headed to rehab
3) Go directly to jail, do not pass go, collect your book money later.

After completing the first two steps, Jason Wahler is now officially a card carrying member of the ‘I did rehab then jail’ club. According to MSNBC, Jason reported to jail on in Issaquah, Washington to begin serving a 30 day sentence… Read more…

After watching every episode of Celebrity Rap Superstar and everyone could tell there were obvious losers in the mix, and it was predictable as to who we would see hand in their mics. This week. I’m not so sure.

So out of those left on the show… Who do you think gonna hand in the mic this week? Let’s revisit the whole situation shall we? …..

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This is the face of a girl who’s meeting her fiance’s ex-girlfriend for the first time… at their housewarming party… on the eve of her engagement announcement!
Oh, and by the way, it’s being taped for TV since this ex-girlfriend just so happens to be Lauren Conrad.

Does it get any more awkward than Episode 8 of The Hills? Jason Wahler introduces Lauren to his bride-to-be, Katja… What do you think is running through her mind?

Caption this photo and let us know what’s going on behind that smirk.

Some people are really passionate about Jason Wahler… and we’re not talking about those who grew up on Laguna Beach or call themselves Lauren.

It seems that some of you are also very passionate about Jason Wahler and have a few things to say about his departure from “Celebrity Rap Superstar.” Here’s a video we received over the weekend from Sarah, a big fan of Jason.
(She definitely gets an A for effort!)

Ha! Bravo young grasshopper! What else do you wacky fans have out there?!

Dear Jason “I’m a Bahhler” Wahler,

Your fans really wanted to see you win. But you didn’t even try a little bit. Your Hills notoriety can take you so far in a rap competition. Do you need Lauren in the crowd to save you every time??? Read more…

Everybody’s talking about the backstage Perez freakout. I think Perez was justified. He had a legitimate technical difficulty, his mic was off, and that’s the worst thing to happen when you’re on stage. Everyone else still had a chance to win because most of them just plain forgot lyrics and used the start over as an excuse to save themselves…
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