• Believe it or not, Audrina Patridge wasn't exactly Miss Popularity back in high school. "I got picked on," the Hills star admitted. "Girls... would call me names and spread terrible rumors." (Fox News)

• And apparently, some things never change! "I have a lot I need to get off my chest lately, as there are a lot of false and malicious things being said about me," 'Drina wrote on her MySpace. Geez, no wonder her current mood is listed as "Drained." (Audrina's MySpace)

• Oh, and if all that wasn't enough? Audrina totes busted her ankle while doing a stunt for Ellen Degeneres' talk show. (Audrina's website)

• Will America's Next Top Model spinoff become the new Queer Eye? Yes! That is, if Mr. and Mrs. Jay have anything to say about it. (Usmagazine.com)

• Check out a sneak preview of Oprah and Jennifer Aniston's cameos on 30 Rock. (E! Online)

• 90210's Jason Priestley is looking forward to reuniting with his TV ex-girlfriend and fellow Minnesota Twin. (TV Watch)

• Yes, it's weird that The O.C.'s Mischa Barton just called Victoria Beckham unstylish and questioned her status as a British fashion icon. But it's even weirder that Perez Hilton just called Mischa "0% Body Fat" Barton "Thunderthighs." This is how eating disorders get started, people! (Perez Hilton)

• Brooke Hogan inexplicably turns down a Playboy pictorial. Because, apparently, she has (newly acquired) standards. (Usmagazine.com)

• The Pillsbury Doughboy formerly known as Brandon Walsh is officially returning to 90210! Well, sort-of... (E! Online)

• SNL apologizes for implying that they sanction the practice of shooting annoying people in the face. Clearly they're opposed! Otherwise, no WAY would Chris Kattan still be here. (TV Squad)

• Rocco DiSpirito and Karina Smirnoff get a stay of execution on Dancing with the Stars. Take that, Kim Kardashian! (TV Watch)

• Is 90210 ushering in a new spinoff era? Rumor has it Leisha Hailey is starring in a new L Word offshoot! (Popwatch)

• Meanwhile, is The Wonder Years getting a new 80's-centric remake of its own?? (Perez Hilton)

• And is Brandon Walsh the next Teen Wolf? (Scandalist)

• Is Kim Kardashian the next Heidi Montag? (PopEater)

• Will Top Model judge Nigel Barker be a top dad? (Usmagazine.com)

• Does Jerry Seinfeld's Microsoft spot need its own laugh track? (E! Online)

• And will Adriana Lima be helping to beautify Ugly Betty? (People)