+ Former Nanny star Fran Drescher has announced that she'll be making a play for Hillary Clinton's soon-to-be-vacant Senate seat. When reached for comment, California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger replied "Zat ees da craziest zheeng I eva heard." (USA Today)

+ Not long after Chuck Bass and Vanessa Whatsherface's alleged airport smoochfest comes word that Nate Archibald is gettin' it on with Jenny Humphrey. Well played, Little J! (Page Six)

+Meanwhile, elsewhere in Unsubstantiated Rumorville, Gossip Girl Serena Van der Woodsen was reportedly spotted swapping spit with someone other than her real-life bf, Dan Humphrey. Nooooooo! (E! Online)

+ Lance Bass' ex-dancing partner, Lacey Schwimmer, says she'd love to tango with Jackass' Steve-O on next season's Dancing With the Stars. "I would be totally down to dance with him!" Schwimmer says of the man best known for dropping trou on the red carpet (and taking a stapler to his you-know-what.) "I'm not kidding," she insists. (Usmagazine.com)

+ Bachelorette reject Jason Mesnick (who stars on the upcoming season of ABC's The Bachelor) says he's finally found his happy reality tv ending. "I'm engaged!" Mesnick revealed. "I'm completely in love. I can't believe it's this great." (TV Watch)

• Lindsay Lohan denies ever having dated Tila's main squeeze, Courtenay Semel. (TMZ)

• But is Tila's new relationship for real?? (Celebuzz)

• Bachelorette runner-up Jason Mesnick says he hasn't dated anyone since getting dumped on national tv. (E! Online)

• Check out the new cast of Dancing With The Stars! Dan Quayle will be sorely missed. (Popwatch)

• This season, Biggest Loser is a family affair. (NYDN)

• Pssst! Gossip Girl sources say the real life Serena Van der Woodsen is touchy-feely, way into PDA and totes gets freaked out whenever poor, hipstery Dan Humphrey talks to other girls. (NY Post)

• Incarcerated D-lister Nick Hogan celebrates his 18th birthday behind bars. Aw, it seems like only yesterday he was still a juvie! (E! Online)

• Apparently, Eliot Spitzer's former "escort" is still raking in the dough...high-priced call girl Ashley Dupree is reportedly eying $2 reality tv deal. (NY Mag)

• Women are apparently lining up to date Bachelorette runner-up Jason Mesnick. (People)

• Chris Brown to take on Dancing With the Stars, So You Think You Can Dance and America's Best Dance Crew with a totally innovative concept: a weekly dance competition! (Variety)

• Rachael Ray launches a new delish doggy food line. (E! Online)