Real World/Road Rules Challenges are like potato chips — once you start, you can’t get enough. Which is why I’ll be sifting through the ‘Challenge Dailies‘ each afternoon to make sure you’re getting your fill of the crazy castaways. (Tough job, I know, but somebody’s gotta do it!)
Remember that awkward fight between Johnny Bananas and then-castmate, Janelle, on Real World: Key West? You know, that night when Johnny (who went by John!) and Janelle (who had not yet dated/dumped Will!) were splashing around in the lake and then he effed up the whole flirty/innocent vibe by ripping off her bikini top? Yeah, apparently he hasn't learned his lesson just yet.
Check out Johnny's foray into Hulkomania as he tears Paula's teeny wife-beater tank to shreds, at Robin's urging. Fortunately for the J-Man, Paula didn't seem to mind to showing off her birthday suit, or giving a shout-out to her fake boobies. This one goes out to Dr. 90210!
Cancel your plans, lock your doors and turn your cell phone ringers to "silent" mode! Because tomorrow afternoon, the only place you're gonna wanna be is at home, watching the Real World: Hollywood cast gather round for the very first time since the cameras stopped rolling. And even better? The whole show is coming at you LIVE. Which means, you'll get to see Bri's "Aw, hell no!" face (and Will's crocodile tears) in real-time!
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When Real World: Key West's Janelle met Real World: Hollywood's Will, sparks flew. Too bad Will had to go and ruin everything by cheating! Below, Janelle explains why she gave Will a second chance... and how he ultimately blew it all over again. (Side note: When reached for comment, Will sung a much different tune -- check back next week to hear his side of the story.)
Ugh. Where to begin? Well, I’m sure most of you are curious about the whole “cheating incident,” but before I get there I’ll give you a little background on my relationship with Will.
I really had no intentions of getting involved with Will upon our introduction at Big Willy’s. I had a few music connections that I wanted to hook him up with since he informed me that this season was focused around aspiring talent. Slowly but surely I found myself interested in him, but because I understood the process involved in this show and implications from it, I was extremely hesitant. I especially knew that if anything were to happen on camera, I would not have a voice to express my view of the situation in interviews or confession. These were things that Will and I had discussed and because I saw how open he was about putting himself out there, and trusted that he would act responsibly, I decided to go ahead with it. Additionally, we both felt that these were our “real” lives that we were living, and why stop because of cameras? Little did I know what was to come.
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Can’t get enough of The Real World? Neither can we! Which is why I’ve decided to sift through the Real World Dailies each afternoon to make sure you’re getting your fill of all the roomies. (Tough job, I know, but somebody’s gotta do it!)
Foursomes aside, Will seems to be having a tough time getting over Janelle. In between sulking around the house (and calling himself the "World's Number 1 Idiot,") Will's going around pouring his heart out to anyone who will listen. And it turns out, Janelle was quite the special lady! 'Just how special?' you might ask. Well, according to Will, she meant more to him than all the "go-go dancers" and "Hooter's waitresses" who came before her. Phew, at least Nick had the sense to cut Will off before he could start comparing Janelle to that regrettable one-night stand he had after he threw back one too many brewskies at the local Houlihan's.
Yesterday, I showed you a sneak-peek look at the first-ever Real World foursome. And while I'm psyched for tonight's episode (Mexico! Alcohol-induced hookups! Beaches!) I gotta say, I'll be happy when this whole foursome business is over and done with. Why I'm already over it:
1: Note to Will and Dave: If you're not cool enough to have a foursome without high-fiving and doing a super-lame post-coital dance in your kitchen afterwards, you're probably not cool enough to have a foursome. Period.
2: Scoring with chicks who are only showing you their naughty-parts because you're on an MTV reality show doesn't convince anyone that you've got game. Which brings me to my next point...
3: When you're on tv, what happens in Mexico does not stay in Mexico. In other words? A foursome with two skanky chicks in Cancun may not be the best way to convince Janelle she made a huge mistake by dumping your ass.
4: Anything that prompts Kim to say "I feel like I need to go to church" is practically guaranteed to be gross.
5: I was totally still rooting for Reva.
