As soon as we heard Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were hosting tomorrow's live Engaged & Underaged wedding special (1pm ET), we got to thinking about the couple's own plans to hop (re-hop?) down the aisle. So what will Speidi's Wedding: Part Deux actually entail? Here's a couple of our bestest/silliest/most wishful thinkingest ideas:
+ Theme: Fancypants. This over-the-top black-tie affair (catered by the winner of Top Chef: New York, photographed by Us Weekly and planned to perfection by Brent Bolthouse) will have all the snooty staples: giant, four-tiered wedding cake (think: too gorgeous to eat), long, flowy couture dresses for the girls, James Bond tuxes for the boys. Party favors to include designer giftbags (fuchsia-colored Balenciagas, natch) filled with a Tiffany crystal-framed glamor shot of the happy couple. Honeymoon to follow at Doug Reinhardt's parent's house in Cabo.