Well, it didn't take long for the baby talk to begin on The Hills. One episode in and Heidi's already oohing and ahhing about a nursery. Spencer's response? To roll his eyes and plunk down a fat deposit on a swingin' bachelor pad. Yep, the honeymoon's over, and Heidi's biological clock is ticking loud and clear. And while Spence has no prob hitting the snooze button, he sez baby-proofing his wife is beginning to take its toll in the bedroom.

"I'm very concerned," the male half of Speidi admitted to the NY Post's PopWrap blog earlier this week. "Our sex life has dramatically changed recently."

In fact, Spencer said he and Heidi haven't been up to much of anything in the bedroom as of late. "[W]e're barely having sex because I'm scared that she's gonna have a baby," he confessed. "That's the level our marriage is on right now."

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She came. She saw. She actually kicked some ass!

During Holly Montag's short stay in the Costa Rican jungle (the Hills star was voted off NBC's I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! after one week), she managed to win the brittle heart of the camp's "crazy aunt," Janice Dickinson, strike up a BFF-ship (and maybe more?) with Sanjaya and even win the ladies in camp a proper plate of grub. All without praising Jesus once.

And now that Us Weekly's confirmed that both Speidi and Holly will return to the jungle for the finale of I'm a Celebrity!, we're giving y'all the perfect opp to brush up on anything you missed this past week.

Tune into MTV at noon on Sunday for a mini-marathon of this week's shenanigans, plus some tear-filled bonus footage like the video clip below, in which Holly confides during her exit interview how much she'll miss that really old dude from La Bamba.

BONUS: After the jump, Speidi claim they now suffer from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Post Dramatic Syndrome. How ya gonna tell us that's not brilliant?
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Over the past couple of months, we've followed along as Speidi said their "I do"s, sucked face while wearing surgical masks, called Audrina Patridge a "ho", ran in and out of Costa Rica more times than we could count and waged war against the most smiley-faced weatherman in TV history. And while we have zero prob going along for the ride (what can we say? we loooooves the drama!), we're starting to get the feeling that SOME peeps are tired of reading about Heidi's new bikini line/Spencer's burgeoning rap career 24/7.

In fact, right this very mo, E! Online is asking their readers whether they should stop writing about the Hillzies altogether! And they ain't bluffing! In the event that the Pratts fail to win the popular vote, E!'s promising to turn their Web site into (gasp!) a "Speidi-Free Zone."

+ Do you get cold sweats at the thought of a day without Speidi goss? Or do you secretly wish you had the willpower to stop following them on Twitter, watching old eps of I'm A Celebrity and tuning in every time they decide it's time for another trip down the aisle? Take our poll!

Spencer Pratt's famous for his uncanny ability to get a rise out of people (and sometimes make them sob uncontrollably), but who knew Today show weatherman Al Roker would become one of Speidi's latest casualties?

On Monday's show, Roker got strangely bent outta shape when he scolded the couple for their latest antics on NBC's I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!, repeatedly asking whether they were proud of their behavior. Afterward he tweeted, "Heidi and Spencer are an interesting couple. famous for...being infamous. Bad and vacuous behavior. I think we're at minute 11 of their 15." (Note to Al: Some sentence structure, please?)

And the battle raged on later in the day. Always quick with a sarcastic retort, Spencer told Ryan Seacrest, "Was the weatherman asking us questions? I thought we were getting interviewed by a guy named Matt Lauer," he said. "We were thrown off that the weatherman was even trying to talk to Speidi." (Note to Spence: Effective use of the third person!)

While we can't always condone Speidi's shenans, we're thinkin' Al must have more important things to do than play kindergarten cop. It's a sunny day in NYC, dude -- stop raining on our fave duo's fun parade.

After humbly pleading with anyone who'd listen, and then being forced to spend one long, creepy night in a specially crafted insect, snake and rodent-infested dungeon, Speidi were allowed back onto NBC's I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! at the start of this week. But to our chagrin, the fickle duo were gone again by the end of the first hour -- and this time the rushed exit was out of their control: Heidi had gotten seriously ill (i.e. she was blowing chunks all over the rainforest) and needed medical attention.

For those of you who missed all the drama (or just some of it), tune into MTV this Sunday at noon for a marathon review of everything that went down this week, including Holly Montag's arrival onto the camp site. We'll also show you bonus footage of the gradually-going-berserk cast's antics. Until then, here's a little taste:

PLUS: After the jump, watch Heidi and Spencer's g'night call to "mommy"...
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Holly Montag might've impressed the I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! crowd with her Costa Rican jungle debut, but she also had a few questionable things to say about her sis during the show. When Janice Dickinson pumped her for dirt worriedly inquired about Heidi, Holly responded by admitting that her younger sister (whom she referred to as "Velcro") has changed big-time ever since she began her whirlwind romance with Spencer.

According to Holly, this isn't the first time Heidi's gotten totes wrapped up in her sig other. "[S]he just latches onto somebody," Holly said of Heidi's relationship M.O., "and they become her everything ... her world."

+ Think Heidi's really turned into a different person (i.e. clingy, unavailable to friends) since her pre-Spencer days? Or is spending less time with your single gal pals and more time with your man a normal (but shameful!) part of being a couple?

Take the poll, but first, ask yourselves this (and be honest!): Have you ever blown off your friends for a dude?

Missed any jungle updates? Read all about Speidi’s antics, plus tune into MTV this Saturday at 12pm for a mini-marathon of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! and lotsa bonus footage

For those of you who haven't been following the whole I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! saga, here's all you need to know: Speidi and the Costa Rican jungle are about as compatible as water and oil. (Or, as Spencer Pratt would say, Israel and Iran). After a week or so of quitting, un-quitting and leaving in a dramatic is-she-dying?? fashion, Heidi and her hubby seemingly peaced outta the campsite for good on Monday. And since that left an empty spot in the I'm A Celebrity roster, sis Holly Montag stepped in to represent for The Hills on last night's episode. So, how'd she do?

Two words: Uh. Maaaazing. Within one hour, girl was all BFF with notorious battle axe Janice Dickinson, winning challenges for the ladies' team and proving it IS possible to look good in 90% humidity without Heidi's patented dry shampoo bottle.

Holly, we gotta hand it to you. You're a real Jungle Jane! Welcome to Costa Rica, mamacita.

+ Think Speidi are gone for good? Or will they be begging their way back to camp before you can say "giant publicity stunt"? Take the poll, and tell us whether or not we've seen the last of Heidi and Spence on I'm A Celebrity.

Missed any jungle updates? Read all about Speidi’s antics, plus tune into MTV this Saturday at 12pm for a mini-marathon of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! and lotsa bonus footage.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have already waved buh-bye to the jungle three (count 'em, THREE!) times since the June 1 premiere of I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!. But something tells us they might have said "adios" to their fellow Costa Rican castaways for the last time on last night's two-hour broadcast.

So, what caused their latest change of heart? You guessed it, Heidi's recent hospitalization. But, despite Stephanie Pratt's wild Twitter rampage (girl practically accused NBC of waterboarding!), footage from yesterday's show proved Speidi's stint in the Lost Chamber, while amusing, had little or nothing to do with Heids' subsequent trip to the E.R.

The actual prognosis? According to docs in San Jose, Costa Rica, it's potentially gastritis or a gastric ulcer. Either that or Heidi, who complained of extreme stomach pain and incessant vomiting, could quite simply be faking it.

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We've (repeatedly) made light of Speidi's antics on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!, but a new report by Usmagazine.com has us seriously concerned. According to Us, Heidi was rushed to a Costa Rican hospital yesterday (with hubby Spencer Pratt by her side) for an "undisclosed medical emergency."

And while the site has no further details on Heidi's condition (or the impact her hospitalization will have on the reality series), Spencer's sister Stephanie Pratt has already put NBC on blast (via Twitter).

"I'm really saddened to hear that nbc felt it was ok to punish speidi so harshly-and torture them as if they were criminals-that Heidi was / Rushed to the hospital and has an IV in her arm after being locked in a dark room for 3 days w no food or water. Pls pray she will be ok."

We're assuming Steph's referring to the "Lost Chamber," i.e. the dark, rat-infested room where Heids and Spencer were ordered to sleep as punishment for their latest runaway attempt. However, as far as we knew, Speidi was only meant to spend one night in seclusion, not three, and no food/water was never part of the deal.

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At the beginning of NBC's I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!, Speidi proclaimed themselves to be the "most famous people in the world." A slight(?) exaggeration at the time, now it seems as if all of America (and most of Bangladesh, Dubai and the African village of Fulani) are following the couple's shenanigans. That's right, just five days after the show's premiere, Spencer Pratt's about to outrank Jon & Kate Gosselin in terms of most talked about Reality TV stars!

Since Spencer and Heidi are to MTV what multiple cats are to old crazy bats, we'll be airing a marathon of this week's I'm a Celebrity! episodes, plus lotsa funny bonus footage of their antics. The big event starts at noon on Sunday, but until then we've brought you a taste of some very special deleted scenes, beginning with Spencer's declaration to run for president -- and win -- in 2012.

Behold, Speidi in the Mist midst of Operation A-List Or Bust!

After the jump, video of Heidi explaining how eco-friendly, dry shampoo kept her spirits up in the jungle!
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