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Oye dios mio! Apparently the incestuous nature of "Hills" hookups has a longer shelf life than the show itself--Us Weekly is reporting that Holly Montag and Justin Bobby are currently dating! The unlikely pairing has reportedly been together for a while, but the mag's source claims that Justin's still up to his ole bad-boy ways. "He's reckless and will disappear in his house for days at a time. He's not reliable." (It's not like we needed an insider to tell us that--JB's been a flake ever since he burped his way through the alphabet while simultaneously breaking Audrina Patridge's heart. And let's not forget the mind games he played with Kristin Cavallari!)

We wish these former reality hangers-on the best of luck--hey, maybe they have an actual chance of making it without all the cameras and producers stalking their every move--but a brief reminder for Holly: Remember when you said that true love doesn't exist for "Hills" casties? We have to wonder if that sentiment still applies...

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"The Hills"
Full Episode: Audrina bumps into long-lost Justin Bobby, and Kristin goes on a manhunt.
After Show: Jessi and Dan chat about Heidi and Spencer's recent separation, and Holly says her sister was never in love.
Remote Control Poll: Are Kristin and Stacie being too picky with guys?

"The City"
Full Episode: Olivia ignores another work request, and Erin interviews a replacement candidate.
Remote Control Poll: Should Whitney give up or keep pushing forward?

"Fresh Meat II"
Full Episode: Jenn and Ryan go into the last Exile, but who will come back for the final challenge?
'Raw Meat' Interview Series: Pete wanted to win so that he could cuddle with Jenn.
"Real World: New Orleans" Trailer: Take a sneak peek at the new batch of Real Worlders!

"MTV's Ultimate Parkour Challenge"
Full Episode: The athletes take on the urban jungle and get down and dirty.
Parkour 101: Increase your Parkour knowledge with another informational video.

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There's never a shortage of sneaky hookups and messy love triangles on "The Hills" -- and often it seems like the only relationships are that of the friends-with-benefits variety. In fact, just last night, moments after we learned that Audrina's current beau Ryan Cabrera had been shacking up at her place, we saw her get bashful around her ex-boyfriend, Justin Bobby. (You just know girl was contemplating another go at it!)

Check out this clip from the "After Show," where hosts Jessi and Dan play a game of "Tell Us The Truth" with Holly Montag. Jessi wants to know more dirt on show romances, but Holly kills brings the buzz by saying that no one on "The Hills" has ever actually been in love -- not even her sister!

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If you really want the inside scoop on someone, who better to ask than their family, right? Well, in the case of vacant-eyed Heidi and hot-tempered Spencer, their respective sisters are in the dark as much as we are. In fact, Holly Montag still doesn't have Heidi's phone number!

Check out this clip from the "After Show," where hosts Jessi and Dan bring Holly onto the stage to (attempt to) explain her decaying relationship with her sister and spill some very recent gossip the show hasn't covered yet:

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We're understanding when friends get busy and accidentally ignore us, but when someone blatantly cuts us out of their life, well that’s a bunch of BS! On tonight’s episode of "The Hills," we learned that Heidi's been banned by Spencer from watching TV (not even "The Hills"?), using the computer (which, we’ll admit, can be incredibly peaceful at times) and basically developing any type of meaningful human connection. The couple appears not to want anyone else having access into their strange little world, and they have no intention of sending out invites, either.

At the end of the episode, Stephanie, Holly, Kristin, Lo and Audrina realized that they had no choice but to stop trying to make up with Speidi. They all vowed to let go ... but did they give up too soon? Take the poll and let us know what you think.

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The big question on everyone's mind lately is "What in the world is going on with Spencer Pratt?" or some variation of that. We tried to make sense of his interest in the healing powers of crystal therapy, but as we all saw on last week's episode of "The Hills," the man is ANYTHING but calm.

Check out the sneak peek clips below, where Stephanie and Holly try and figure out whether or not they can repair their family. Then, watch as Heidi shows off her own assortment of crystals -- apparently she thinks she's in a war zone, or there's one looming.

Tune in tonight at 10/9c to find out if any new battles emerge.

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Last week we got a taste of where Spencer Pratt's mind has hasn't been at lately (uh, Earth?) when he became irrationally angry at his sister Stephanie for, well, what did she do again? And tonight, the tiny glimmer of chillness that still shone in Spencer went dark after he instigated more than one shouting match with Heidi's sister, Holly Montag.

What's scarier, we're pretty sure there's more to come of this madness.

We've never had anything against Spence. In fact, over the seasons, we've really come to appreciate his bold one-liners and business-savvy showmanship. Thing is, Spencer's behavior really stressed us out this latest episode of "The Hills" -- and we're thinking a solo trip back to Dr. Jordana might not be a bad idea.

Spencer's a stubborn guy, so maybe an intervention is in order? If his friends and family are still unconvinced, here's our list of telltale signs that he could probably use more crystals and deep-breathing sessions:

1. He appears to be jealous of his 7-year-old neighbor.

2. People don't ordinarily use the word "vagina" in public. (It's just kinda gross, right?) Especially not when referencing their wife's mother.

3. He kissed a baby lamb on the lips.

4. Whenever he shows up, Heidi's voice rises an octave. Kind of like the way ER nurses speak before they tell you "it's probably broken."

5. He truly believes that Holly will burn in hell for being "the biggest poser in this town."

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There's a particularly uncomfortable force that overpowers the room whenever Spencer is within 10 feet of Stephanie or Holly. We can't put our finger on what's amped up his level of anger lately, but as everyone saw on tonight’s episode of "The Hills," it's snowballing out of control … fast.

Heidi’s sorta-stuck in the middle of the sibling-in-law rivalry, but she’s not doing much anything to diffuse the situation, unless you consider whispering respiratory techniques to her man helpful. Is she too scared to speak up, or merely trying to avoid stray bullets?

+ Should Heidi do a 180 and put Spencer, Stephanie and Holly in check? Let us know whether or not you think it's time for her to jump in the middle of the family feud.

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Judging by sneak peeks of "The Hills," it looks like we're in for some more deep-breathing sessions with due to Spencer Pratt, more attempts to soothe him by his somewhat disconnected wife and (could it be?) more hair on Ryan Cabrera's head. As far as "The City" goes, we best be prepared for more conflict avoidance from Olivia Palermo and enough anger from Kelly Cutrone to scare Liv right into a request for government protection.

10:00 p.m. So let me get this straight. The gang's all invited to a 7-year-old's birthday party, and they're going? Does Brody realize that all the girls there will be flat-chested?

10:02 p.m. Gotta love how Brody is getting cuddly on a washcloth with Kristin now that he's heard Audrina and Ryan are official. Playa's always making moves.

10:04 p.m. Heidi's thinking "some animals over here, some wizards over there" ... and maybe take Spencer's spaceship out of the garage and put it on the deck?

10:05 p.m. The hard-boiled trio of Brody, Frankie and Sleazy T discuss fast cars and fast women. Brody's new "girlfriend" Betty is apparently both in one. (Hey, we've always known that Chargers are his type.)

[Commercial break aka time for ads about pregnancy tests and shoes.]

10:10 p.m. Um, is that an ELEPHANT at the party? Holy crap, Heidi took my advice and hired circus animals!

10:13 p.m. Audrina's ready to have The Talk with Ryan. Let's hope Ryan likes to use more syllables than Justin Bobby.

10:14 p.m. This kid's party looks like something out of "Alice in Wonderland." (Watching it, I even feel like I'm tripping on acid.) Nice job, Heids!

10:15 p.m. Uh, oh, it seems as if Spencer's about to hurl himself down the rabbit hole.

10:16 p.m. When's the last time you heard a dude say the word "vagina" in public ... when he's referring to his wife's mom? Couldn't he at least have abbreviated it? Vag sounds so much hipper.

10:17 p.m. Holly says she needs a drink, but unfortunately, vodka doesn't come in juice boxes.

[Commercial break. Just how big is RJ Berger's wanker exactly?]

10:22 p.m. Did Ryan just say he loves Audrina?! Well, no, but he does want them to be exclusive. It's like practically the same thing in L.A.

10:24 p.m. Brody tells K-Cav over drinks that the b-day party was awkward because he doesn't know Enzo that well. Yes, Brody, that's exactly why the party was awkward. Because you didn't know the 7-year-old honoree's favorite color.

10:25 p.m. I'm still not sure what Brody and K-Cav have against Cabrera. What, they really want Audrina and Justin to be with each other? Right, didn't think so.

10:26 p.m. Holler to Holly for remaining calm while addressing a slightly psycho-looking Spencer. Heidi even seems pretty chill, encouraging Spence to practice some Lamaze techniques. SO WHY IS HE SO OOC???

10:28 p.m. What's creepier: Spencer calling Heidi's mom a vagina or addressing Holly as "dear"?

10:29 p.m. Ending this insane episode with a little Eminem? Nice touch, MTV.

Next week on "The Hills": Word is out that Spencer makes Heidi sleep in a dungeon without wireless internet and Stephanie considers un-brothering Spencer.

10:31 p.m. So Roxy thinks it's awkward that Zach is texting her, which may be code for, "He better take me to dinner someplace expensive."

10:32 p.m. Whitney's all shocked that Olivia pulled through for her. Perhaps a little foreshadowing of the cat-fighting to come? Rawr!

10:34 p.m. Mr. Armani? I thought Liv was on a first-name basis with these hoity-toity designers?

10:35 p.m. This new photog dude is giving Whit the sexy eyes. Let's see how long it takes him to ask her out to a trendy NYC wine bar with dark lighting and exposed brick.

10:35 p.m. Gotta hand it to Erin for using diplomacy whilst speaking about Liv. Then again, there's that smirk ...

10:37 p.m. "You're so brave"? Whit coulda maybe come up with a better line than that for a -- wait for it -- war photographer.

10:40 p.m. Olivia's got some balls. Not showing up to her interview with Whitney? Girl just made an enemy for life, and her name is Kelly Cutrone.

[Commercial break. Did I tell you I'm on a juice diet? I imagine this is the wretched hunger and light-headedness models feel all the time. Poor, wonely stomach.]

10:45 p.m Here we go again, back to the inevitable inter-office fighting between Erin and Olivia -- if you call Olivia saying "Have a nice day" before running out of her cube a real fight.

10:47 p.m. I always wear sheer blouses to business meetings. Rox, you ain't fooling anyone.

10: 48 p.m. The last I heard, showing pictures of your pet while doing baby talk isn't the best way to win over a hipster. Reel it in, Roxy! Abort mission.

10:50 p.m. Joe Zee is totally going batshiz crazy on Liv. Who knew he had it in him? Can we see more of this person, pretty please?

[Commercial break. Just dreaming of cheeseburgers, thanks.]

10:56 p.m. Soooo, Liv might not be the next Katie Couric with jewelry observations such as, "It sparkles." No more Ms. Nice Girl for Erin; she's leaving that ELLE.com interview on the cutting-room floor.

10:58 p.m. Did Kelly Cutrone just threaten Olivia Palermo's life? Or just her ability to walk?

10:59 p.m. "Nice people end up on welfare." When and where can I use that? And do I have to cite the source?

11:00 a.m. Well, she barely choked the words out, but finally Whit stood up for herself and called Liv a "bitch" ... to her face! Shockingly, Liv stormed out on grounds of “immaturity.” Pot, meet Kettle.

Next on "The City": Olivia really impresses Joe Zee, and Fergie!? Well that's a strange turn of events. And as expected, Whitney's war photog admirer gets fresh with her on set. Tune in Tuesday the 18th to find out if there's any chemistry between them! (Don't get too excited; Whit's first dates are usually a bust.)

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