• Recovering lady-groper (and honorary cast member of RW: Hollywood) Andy Dick is reportedly checking himself into Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab facility. Everybody loses. (E! Online)

• Brooke Hogan calls reporters a bunch of "jerks," which is generally a surefire way to reap in the positive press. (OMG! Yahoo)

• Gossip Girl meets Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants? Imagine the boring crossover possibilities! (Popsugar)

• Mario Lopez's ex, Karina Smirnoff, was spotted getting touchy-feely with The Bachelor's Andy Baldwin. (Usmagazine.com)

• Meanwhile, fellow Saved by the Bell alum Mr. Belding has officially graduated from high school principal to underage girls gone wild. (TMZ)

• Pssst! Gossip Girl sources say the real life Serena Van der Woodsen is touchy-feely, way into PDA and totes gets freaked out whenever poor, hipstery Dan Humphrey talks to other girls. (NY Post)

• Incarcerated D-lister Nick Hogan celebrates his 18th birthday behind bars. Aw, it seems like only yesterday he was still a juvie! (E! Online)

• Apparently, Eliot Spitzer's former "escort" is still raking in the dough...high-priced call girl Ashley Dupree is reportedly eying $2 reality tv deal. (NY Mag)

• Women are apparently lining up to date Bachelorette runner-up Jason Mesnick. (People)

• Chris Brown to take on Dancing With the Stars, So You Think You Can Dance and America's Best Dance Crew with a totally innovative concept: a weekly dance competition! (Variety)

• Rachael Ray launches a new delish doggy food line. (E! Online)

• Rumor has it Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are getting ready to supersize their digs... by moving into a multimillion dollar mansion. Sign me up for the garage sale -- I've got dibs on the freestanding arcade game! (The Gossip Girls)

• Brooke Hogan debates taking it all off for a spread in Playboy. Quick, somebody get that girl a no-nudity clause! (Usmagazine.com)

• So You Think You Can Dance cecap: New partners! Hot brunette continues to wear her trademark half-dresses. (People)

• Have you heard about the new Gossip Girl campaign? Basically, it's "a series of posters of the young, beautiful cast in risqué poses juxtaposed with quotes from the show's bad reviews." You know you love it. (Dose.ca)

• What can brown do for you? Apparently, it can get you booted from Project Runway faster than Nina Garcia can say "Shiny, tight and short is the quickest way to look cheap." Ouch! (Reuters)

• Everybody say "Awkward past!" Actually, don't. Because over the weekend, Lauren Conrad, Audrina and Justin Bobby shrugged off any residual weirdness -- and crammed into the "Make-Out Booth" for a goofy bonding sesh. (Just Jared)

• Meanwhile, Joe Jonas learns to cope with being LC's reported celebrity crush. Oh, the price of being young and famous... (Usmagazine.com)

• Breaking: Tila Tequila running for president! Naked! Or...something. (Indecision 2008)

• Brooke Hogan refuses to accept her mom's much-younger boy toy. (E! Online)

• Spotted: The CW execs, changing their minds about not streaming Gossip Girl episodes online. OMFG!! (NY Times)

• The annoying cowboy might be next on the Big Brother chopping block. (People)

• Project Runway helps to usher in an era of "New Old Gays." (NY Observer)

• Spoiler alert! Project Runway's next four eliminations were leaked to -- then very quickly removed from -- Wikipedia. (Gawker)

• Jimmy Fallon will be making his Late Show debut online. (Access Hollywood)

• Khloe Kardashian blames her dead father for her recent DUI. Classy. (E! Online)

• Apparently, Brooke Hogan was never a "Team Hillary" supporter. "I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running," says Hogan. "Because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country." Fortunately, Brooke also reveals she's "actually not that much into voting," either. (Yahoo)