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You can call them famewhores, TV villains, whatever you want really, but the truth is, it's Speidi's world and we're just living in it. The couple proved just how media relevant they still are on Sunday by renewing their vows for an audience of ... Entertainment Tonight.

"[This time] it's just me and my bride on a little secret beach with nobody else and it's just about her," Spencer told ET Online. "Versus last time it was about everything else, it was about drama, it was about ratings." (Oh you guys loved every minute of it!)

So how exactly did the strapped-for-cash lovebirds pay for their second dream wedding? Handouts! Heidi's gown, Spencer's seersucker and even the cake were donated by businesses still pulling for a Speidi world order. Our contribution? This post, for one, as well as our pledge to follow their shenanigans all the way to the retirement home.

Photo: Courtesy of ET

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They may have opted against selling their supposed sex tapes, but now Spencer Pratt and his wife, Heidi, are being allowed a unique/bizarre chance to direct their very own dirty movies. TMZ has obtained a letter sent to Speidi by Vivid Entertainment, in which the porn video production company extends the controversial couple an offer they might not be able to refuse, considering they're now broke as a joke.

"We believe that your ability to keep a relationship exciting and fresh--which you must surely bring to the bedroom--combined with the filmmaking systems we already have in place, will yield an exciting new line of features as unexpected and erotic as your fans know you to be," writes top Vivid exec Steven Hirsch without any trace of sarcasm.

"Erotic"? In all our years of following Speidi, we've never known their PDAs to include anything more than awkward pecks on off to the side of the lips and taco feedings (please don't confuse this statement with a complaint). Plus, we realize Spencer's in the midst of making his directorial debut with "Tower 69," but how does one "Baywatch" parody under the belt (and a home video of his police standoff) translate to having expertise in filming one's sexual fantasies? We're always up for a new Spencer Pratt production, but entering his world of kinky desires gives us a major case of the ickies. You too? Share your own opinion of Speidi's possible new business venture!

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Back in January of 2010, Heidi Pratt was keeping a low profile while recovering from her well-publicized plastic surgeries when serious drama befell her and her husband's Pacific Palisades home. Police helicopters began to hover and a crew of take-no-crap cops surrounded the premises. According to RadarOnline.com, LAPD was responding to a 911 call reporting a suspected kidnapping. "They thought we were holding someone hostage," Spencer told the website in a recent interview. He also shared with them home video footage that he shot in the midst of this WTF incident unfolding.

We rarely have no words to describe a piece of online video (well, aside from that whole '2 Girls, 1 Cup' thing). That's what we're paid to do--watch stuff, comment on it and pose sometimes controversial questions to get a dialogue going between you-the-viewers. But we still don't know what to say about Spencer's five-minute movie of this totally bizarre event. In fact, when we emailed the link around to our co-workers, we only prefaced it with a subject line that read "Watch Speidi, Be Speechless." Their reactions were mixed.

While some of our colleagues got so stressed out by watching Speidi's ordeal that they had to stop the video midway through, others laughed it off as another one of the fame-obsessed couple's elaborate hoaxes. After our fifth viewing, we're still trying to form an opinion and are asking for your help to make sense of it all.

If you dare, check out the footage posted on RadarOnline.com, then take our poll below: Is what you watched 100 percent real, or simply a typical Speidi setup?

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She wouldn't put it past them, but Audrina Patridge laughed off Jimmy Kimmel's accusation that Heidi and Spencer Pratt were possibly the culprits behind her "Dancing with the Stars" elimination last night. Shocked that she was ousted (she got the second highest score from the judges for this week's performance!), Kimmel went on a bit of a blame tirade, even implying in his opening monologue that class act Lauren Conrad could have had something to do with it (inconceivable!). 'Course, Jimmy was just being his usual jokester self, yet he did get kinda serious when it came time to question Drina's dance partner, Tony Dovolani, saying that he was a bad-luck charm. (Poor Tony's been on the show for 10 seasons and still hasn't won a competition.)

Ya have to appreciate Jimmy's attempt to make light of Audrina's premature departure, but unfortunately, the only people to point the finger at are the viewers for not calling in and voting. Guess you're all gonna have to make it up to our girl by watching her new reality TV show on VH1!

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Sure, maybe it's not over 'til the fat Size XXS lady sings (help us), but the marriage is definitely much closer to its official end now that Heidi Montag has filed for divorce from Spencer Pratt. You got it, Heids actually went through with the legal proceeding this morning in Santa Monica Superior Court, People.com reported. Her lawyer Joseane Farrell told the site, "The couple has agreed they would like their divorce to be finalized in a timely manner in an out of court settlement. Both parties are amicable with each other and over the possibility of finalizing their divorce."

When they said "I do" back in April 2009, many people -- including us -- were unconvinced the union would last forever, but we're sorta surprised it only stuck for a year. And maybe we're a little crushed, too. What other Hollywood couple encourages so much eye-rolling and ridiculous watercooler conversation? Where will we turn when we're jonesing for paparazzi pics of the smiley duo sporting his and hers guns, and wigs, and surgical masks?

For now, we're still holding out for the big "ha ha" moment, when Speidi announces to the world that this whole thing was a scam from the start. C'mon guys, pretty please? We might actually wind up missing you two together.

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About a month ago, we got whiplash trying to track the Speidi split. Stories were changing and growing on a daily basis, and it was hard to keep up. Unsure of what to believe (and report!), we cranked up our creativity and put together an outrageous list of totally false headlines. And while our attempt to stir the gossip pot was all in good fun, Spencer Pratt recently admitted to loving living for media attention (not exactly a shock), blaming his addiction to fame as the reason for his split with Heidi. According to People, even Spencer's latest treehugger beard and grungy style were devised to create buzz.

"I'm a famewhore, and I'll never grow out of it," Pratt told the site. "[Heidi] believes in bad press. There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. She just wants to hike and hang out and be calmer."

Many people continue to believe that the Speidi separation is just a publicity stunt, but we're pretty torn. Either way, Spencer's open admission to being a career-oriented guy who's simply hooked on garnering any type of spotlight is -- in a strange way -- a relief to read. At least he's self-aware! "I'm still the same Spencer who went on 'The Hills' to be famous," he shared with People.

+ What do you think about Spencer's disclosure? Sound off in the comments!

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A few months ago, my hairdresser notified me that I was approaching the point of no return. He said, in the most gentile way possible, that if I continued to bleach, highlight and flat iron my hair, I was going to be left with an irreversible burnt orange stack of animal fodder -- if I was lucky. Being told that you're almost at the point of no return is frightening, and that was just my hair (although I do think he was exaggerating to prove a point). I can't imagine trying to reverse something really major like, say, plastic surgery.

According to the "Orange Country Register" and a variety of other sources, Heidi Montag wants to undo her surgeries (is that even possible?) because her estranged husband is reportedly the one who wanted her to get them in the first place. "She's thinking about a plastic surgery make-under now that she's separated from Spencer," the site's source revealed. "She knows she went too far, and she feels stupid."

If the gossip is true, does that mean we might soon be reunited with this girl? That would be kinda cool.

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Get out your notepad, there's a change to the ever-growing roster of gals set to join Heidi Montag in her latest career venture. After reeling in Hugh Hefner's twin ex-girlfriends, Kristina and Karissa, and ditching Jen Bunney, Heidi's drafting another star for her TV show. According to PopCrunch.com, she's going after Vienna Girardi, who recently split with Jake Pavelka of ABC's "The Bachelor."

"Heidi wants to be friends with Vienna," the site's source said. "They have a lot in common in terms of picking the wrong men, and [Heidi] feels she would be the perfect girl to join her this summer in the ’singles’ house." There's still no word on whether or not the Hillzie's show will get picked up, but we're definitely curious to see who else she asks to join her team of busty, blonde man-eaters!

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We should've all seen this coming, right? After splitting up with Spencer Pratt, Heidi quickly jumped into another codependent relationship with her old friend, Jen Bunney. Together, they planned to conquer the world, or at the very least, film a reality show together in Malibu. Except something must've gone awry, because Heidi has reportedly stopped speaking to Jen! Now, call us dumb, but how can they shoot a show together if they're not even talking?

Well, they won't be. According to X17, Bunney's been left out in the cold like an abandoned -- we're just gonna go there -- bunny. "I knew something was up because she honestly has not called me back. I think [it's] so messed up that I have to learn about my own friendship through the media," she told the site. "I quit my job because she told me to. I was supposed to move in with her within the next couple of days."

There's a lesson to be learned here, people. If your recently single gal pal comes barreling through your door with an idea to sell everything and buy a Round The World ticket, hear her out, but give it a few weeks before you tell your boss to eff off and back out on your lease. Luckily all Bunney's losing is a summer beach rental and a shot at 15 minutes of fame.

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Heidi Montag might've been busy this week taking shots at her ex-husband Spencer Pratt, but that doesn't mean she didn't focus on other things that float her boat ... like resuscitating her music career. Heids took a time-out from sending out hate messages to her hubby and tweeted that she was back in the studio working on her summer album. (Like, this summer? Didn't her last album take three years to drop?) We can't wait to hear the first single!

Over in the land of the tan and true, JWOWW took out a pretend arrest warrant for her roomie Vinny (who lurves his new iPhone 4), and Snooki introduced the pouf to her eyelashes. Any more hair and she'll be the gorilla (Zing!).

Check out their tweets below:

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