In case you haven't noticed, there are a lot of crappy jobs in this world. Back in 2003, Popular Science even went ahead and rounded up a list of the world's worst forms of gainful employment, where notable standouts include stool sampler, flatus odor judge (read: professional fart-sniffer) and official barnyard masturbator.
But after reading today's Page Six, we were reminded of one more highly undesirable occupation, namely: assistant to smut peddler, ex-con and Girls Gone Wild impresario, Joe Francis. Fortunately for you, it seems that position has already been filled! By none other than former unwanted houseguest Holly Montag!