It's been a few weeks since we last saw Kelly Cutrone politely inquire about Whitney's modely friend's slim physique, and we gotta admit: we've missed her. Fortunately for us, the potty-mouthed People's Revolution lady isn't exactly a below-the-radar kinda gal.

In addition to ruffling some major feathers at NYC Fashion Week (by seating Eliot Spitzer's, ahem, ex-mistress in the front row at the Yigal Azrouel show), Cutrone reportedly landed her very own Bravo tv show, which the New York Post sez centers around "strong women in the workplace."

Kelly? We're thinking you've got this one in the bag.

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• Girls Next Door star Holly Madison gives us icky mental pictures (and ickier real-life pictures) of her swapping spit with her new Albino boyfriend, Criss Angel. (Scandalist)

• Steve Martin has just been announced as 30 Rock's latest desperate ploy for ratings celeb guest star. Hooray! (E! Online)

• Sarah Palin pardons one lucky Wasilla turkey while the bird's not-so-lucky brethren meet an untimely death at the slaughterhouse. Also, peep that (newly purchased?) Burberry scarf! (BuzzFeed)

• Kathie Lee Gifford is the best/worst Today Show host ever! (Defamer)

• Ashley Dupre's belated heart-to-heart with Diane Sawyer makes us nostalgic for the days when "Client 9" jokes were all the rage. (Gawker)

• Eliot Spitzer's personal escort, Ashley Dupre, wants to formally apologize to the former NYC governor's wife, Silda. Sadly, we're not sure Hallmark makes a "Sorry a shtooped your hubby" card. At least, not yet! (NY Post)

• Semi-famous funnylady Kathy Griffin confirms that there's another season of D-List in the works. Bring it, KG! (Usmagazine.com)

• Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are either back together -- or else they're the kinda best friendsies who hug and kiss a lot. (E! Online)

• DWTS' Julianne Hough doesn't care what the judges/fans think about her just-eliminated-partner Cody Linley: "He's a winner to me," she says. (We think she means it in the metaphorical sense.) (OMG Yahoo!)

• Anyone else think Hottie McHotterson Megan Fox can do better than David Silver from 90210? (Scandalist)

• Apparently, big stars don't always translate into big ratings (**except when your name is Oprah). Jennifer Aniston's episode of 30 Rock was the sitcom's lowest rated show this season. (E! Online)

• Rosie O'Donnell says she'd love to share a brewsky with Sarah Palin! But that doesn't mean O'Donnell wanted Palin anywhere near the Oval Office. "If [John] McCain won," says the former View cohost, "I would be in the depression unit of the ICU." (Usmagazine.com)

• MADE coach-turned-Bachelorette ex Jesse Csincsak says he and DeAnna Pappas are still friends despite the whole not-getting-married thing. But for now, he's taking things "one day at a time." (OK!)

• Holly Madison on stepping on her sugar daddy/employer Hugh Hefner with creepy magician/boyfriend Criss Angel: "I thought I'd be fired!" (Scandalist)

• Rumor has it Eliot Spitzer's callgirl, Ashley Dupre, may have had an on-camera heart-to-heart with Diane Sawyer. Hope she wasn't charging ABC by the hour! (Gawker)

• Pssst! Gossip Girl sources say the real life Serena Van der Woodsen is touchy-feely, way into PDA and totes gets freaked out whenever poor, hipstery Dan Humphrey talks to other girls. (NY Post)

• Incarcerated D-lister Nick Hogan celebrates his 18th birthday behind bars. Aw, it seems like only yesterday he was still a juvie! (E! Online)

• Apparently, Eliot Spitzer's former "escort" is still raking in the dough...high-priced call girl Ashley Dupree is reportedly eying $2 reality tv deal. (NY Mag)

• Women are apparently lining up to date Bachelorette runner-up Jason Mesnick. (People)

• Chris Brown to take on Dancing With the Stars, So You Think You Can Dance and America's Best Dance Crew with a totally innovative concept: a weekly dance competition! (Variety)

• Rachael Ray launches a new delish doggy food line. (E! Online)