Dud Reinhardt. That sketchy dude from the White Tie Affair. Cameron "Don't Hit Me" Huston. Yep, it's pretty safe to say Stephanie Pratt hasn't met Mr. Right on The Hills. But that doesn't mean the bubbly blond is done with dating for good.

Earlier this week, Spencer's sis proudly copped to being a "serial dater" and reminded our friends at MTV News that the worst dates often make for the BEST shows. Hear what the Hillzie had to say about her personal life (Spoiler: she's not lookin' for a boyfriend!), and after the jump, listen to Steph 'splain why the "Justin/Audrina/Kristin triangle" is just the tip of the of the drama-filled iceberg...

Former lovebirds PDA addicts P. Hizzle and Doug Reinhardt called it quits back in June, but word on the street is that the breakup didn't stick. According to Usmagazine.com (who claims to have the "exclusive"), Pug Hilthardt are officially back in business! Which only sorta explains why Doug's been twittering about watching SportsCenter with his "girl."

Anyhow, since friends of the on-again couple say they've never been happier, we thought we'd celebrate their reunion with an homage to their best/cheesiest red carpet moments. Happy, PDA day! And behold, the highlights of their steamy four-month-long courtship!

+ Doug or no Doug, Paris is still in desp need of a new bestie! And tomorrow night, she'll reveal which New BFF wannabe is the winner. Tune in tomorrow at 10pm to find out whether Tiniecia or Stefanie will become Paris' new gal pal, plus vote for your favorite finalist now!

On tonight's episode of Paris Hilton's My New BFF, Paris entered new guy Chris into the competition for (more than?) her friendship -- and as cute as he was, homeboy lasted all of 30 minutes on the show. Check out Chris' note below to hear why he thinks his hasty elimination was inevitible.

One episode. That's all I get? If you ask me, America deserved to see much more of Paris Hilton's My New BFF featuring Chris Krueger!

So why was I eliminated so quickly?

THE ANSWER: Doug "The Jealous Boyfriend" Reinhardt appeared.

From the the moment I met him, I could tell that my presence made Doug feel very insecure. He immediately wanted me off the show ... and I can't blame him. How would you have felt if your girlfriend hand-picked Chris Krueger for her reality TV show?

After dinner, Doug definitely pressured Paris to get me off the show. Do you really think she would have left the fate of her next BFFship up to a chihuahua? Of course not! Doug didn't want me on the show, and he had Tinkerbell do his dirty work.

Crazy enough, before my episode even aired, Paris dumped the guy! To be honest, it was obvious to all of us that Doug was only using her to further his own career as a "celebutante." He even pulled a psycho ex-boyfriend move and showed up at her house demanding to talk to her. Flat out, he was the biggest hungry tiger on the show.

It's too bad for Paris that she TTYN'd me. I would have been there to protect her from tools like Doug.

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Lauren Conrad wasn't exactly floored when she found out that Doug and Paris were dunzo, but she did seem ever-so-slightly surprised. "I thought they were a good match," she mused to Access Hollywood reporters. And if that surprises you, keep in mind that LC probs had other things on her mind at the time. Like the fact that she's starting a gigundo publicity tour to promote her new reality-based novel, L.A. Candy.

Peep these pix of the Hillzie-turned-author celebrating her literary debut and let us know whether you'll be throwing a copy into your beach bags this summer!

We don't like spreading celebrity gossip any more than you like reading it. But our best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend knows this kid who's going with the girl who sez Paris TOTALLY dumped Doug Reinhardt.

So, OK, here's the deal: Apparently, E! Online asked Dougie 'bout rumors that he and Paris broke up yesterday and he told them "that's not true. Everything is OK with us." Meanwhile, at almost the exact same time, Paris' rep confirmed the split to Usmagazine.com, saying they're "no longer together" but "remain friends" (and could you please "respect their privacy") and blahblahblah.

In other words? Doug's either a total liar (not implausible) or else he literally had no idea that Paris was kickin' him to the curb. (OMG, right??!)

Bottom line, Doug's been TTYNEd and Paris is as single as they come. Hmm, anyone else thinking spinoff? Paris Hilton's My New GF DOES have an awfully nice ring to it ...

Last night's MTV Movie Awards was a hot bed of, well, hotness! While loads of decked out celebs used our 360 cam to debut every angle of their ensemble, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt stuck to showing off what they do best: sucking face! Check out their red-carpet makeout sesh, then get another front-to-back view of all the stars' fancy-shmancy outfits!

With the premiere of Paris Hilton's My New BFF (Season Two!) just a few days away (June 2 at 10pm!), its star is getting vocal about what it takes to make a good reality TV show. And according to her, The Hills doesn't have it. (Hmm, millions of people would prolly beg to differ, P.)

The heiress told Usmagazine.com yesterday, "The [Hills] is, like, so lame and fake" and continued to comment that her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt wants nothing more to do with it. (Uh, deal?)

As you'd imagine, some of The Hills cast members didn't take too lightly to Paris' dis. Here to set the record straight about their "as-real-as-it-gets" show, we give you 2009 MTV Movie Awards guest reporters, Stephanie Pratt and Frankie Delgado!

Forget what you've heard about trashy lingerie. The Hills' (soon-to-be former) leading lady Lauren Conrad sez the best way to romance your man is by being yourself. "I feel sexiest with [Kyle Howard] when I'm in sweatpants and no makeup," she confesses in Cosmopolitan magazine's July issue.

Girl should know -- she and the My Boys star have been going strong for almost a year now! So what's their secret? According to Lauren's BFF and roomie Lo Bosworth, it was just matter of meeting the right guy at the right time.

"They are really good together," Bosworth says in the Cosmo article (via Usmagazine.com). "Sometimes it takes somebody who treats you right to show you there's something else out there."

'Course a little privacy never hurt, either. After enduring her share of bad breakups on The Hills with Brody Jenner, Jason Wahler and Dud Reinhardt, LC decided to stay quiet about her latest relationship.

“There’s very little that I'm able to keep to myself [because of the show], so if there’s anything I can, I try to," Lauren said earlier this year.

Guess flying under the radar should be easy from here on out. Lauren's final episode on The Hills airs this Sunday at 8pm. (Sniff.)

On the latest episode of The Hills, Heidi’s ultra-conservative, Bible-college-going high school ex-boyfriend, Colby, came to Los Angeles with his girlfriend, presumably for the purpose of … being mocked on national television. Seriously, what would bring these virgin missionaries to the most morally bankrupt city in America? In theory, Heidi invited them to give Spencer a look at nice, normal people -- but in reality, they just ended up as target practice for Spencer’s razor-sharp witticisms on chastity and sobriety.

Meanwhile, after three arduous days at People’s Revolution, Stephanie decided she needed a break from all that label-printing and phone-answering and clothes-folding. Anyone up for a first class trip to Hawaii? Wow, my internships back in the day never included vacation time. Anyway, The Hills cast did what they do best in the new scenery: got wasted, said dumb stuff, looked at each other, hooked up behind closed doors and chatted about it later. Awesome!

On a final note, am I just completely out of the loop, or is the expression, “I’d lay her down like a sick dog” a real thing that is actually said by humans?* Somebody ought to remind Brody about that other expression -- the one that says how your friends reflect on you or whatever.

*Watch this installment of the MTV Detox Hills recap for a taste of some of my own tasteful, homespun similes!

PDAing pair Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have been rubbing up on red carpets together since early February. And while we figured it was just a case of prolonged puppy love, Paris' pals insist the heiress is done with disposable dating.

"Right now, they are thinking about a summer wedding. Maybe August, in the Bahamas," a source "very close to the couple" tells E! Online. "They really care about each other, so they're kind of thinking 'why not?'"

And it's not like Paris is denying it. Although there's no ring on her finger (yet!), she DID tell E! reporters that Doug was "going to be [her] husband," and that she's "really in love and really happy."

+ Think Paris is still in a post-Benji rebound haze? Or is she serious about hopping down the aisle with LC's ex? Let us know whether you guys think Paris and Doug have wedding bells in their future.