• FYI, Sarah Palin will NOT be guest-starring on Desperate Housewives, okay? Also, that thing about her not knowing Africa's a continent? Yeah, apparently that was all just some sort of crazy hoax. Ah, rumors... (E! Online, NY Times)
• Reality tv takeover! Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson and bootiful DWTS castoff Kim Kardashian will reportedly be joining Spencer and Heidi in their How I Met Their Mother cameo. (People)
• Jamie-Lynn Sigler may have dumped Turtle for, um, divulging all the dirty deets on their relationship on last week's Entourage...but in real life, she and actor Jeremy Ferrara are said to be getting extremely cozy. And Jamie's keeping her mouth shut. (Usmagazine.com)
• Earlier this week, a woman who once auditioned for American Idol committed suicide in front of Paula Abdul's house. (E! Online)
• Nicole Richie and her former stylist Rachel Zoe appear to have patched things up! Huzzah! (Hollyscoop)
Tags Desperate Housewives, Entourage, Heidi Montag, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Jeremy Ferrara, Kendra Wilkinson, Kim Kardashian, Nicole Richie, Paula Abdul, Rachel Zoe, Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt
+ Gossip Girl's Blake Lively (a.k.a. THE Serena Van der Wooden) denies that she and co-star Leighton Meester (a.k.a. Blair Waldorf) are real-life frenemies. "Everybody just works 18-hour days and goes home to sleep," she insists. Yep, nothing says drama-free quite like working a full day on no-sleep...with a bunch of attention-starved up-and-comers. (W Magazine)
+ With Dr. Erica Hahn booted from Grey's, it's time to bring on da new characters! Introducing...Melissa George and Mary McDonnell! (E! Online)
+ Oh, and did we mention that Kevin McKidd (a.k.a. Dr. McCrazy) was signing on as a series regular? (TV Watch)
+ Desperate Housewives' Jesse Metcalfe fell forty feet...and (miraculously) lived to tell about it. (The Sun - UK)
+ This doesn't exactly qualify as reality tv news, but when Jennifer Aniston starts going around saying Angelina is "totally uncool," it's enough to grab our attention. (Usmagazine.com)
Tags Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively, Desperate Housewives, Gossip Girl, Grey's Anatomy, Jennifer Aniston, Jesse Metcalfe, Kevin McKidd, Leighton Meester, Mary McDonnell, Melissa George
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+ Rocco DiSpirito manages to exit gracefully from Dancing with the Stars despite his inherent lack of coordination, rhythm or balancing skills. Meanwhile, Mama Dispirito gives the judges an earful. (E! Online)
+ VH1's Best Week Ever to lose its talking heads format and revolve entirely around comedian Paul F. Tompkins. (NY Times)
+ Heba kicks off Phil, professes her love for Trainer Bob on Biggest Loser. (People)
+ Not only are Madonna and Guy Ritchie officially divorcing...Perez is reporting that the couple has no pre-nup! Also, rumors are circling that Madge is still rounding the bases with A-Rod. (Perez Hilton)
+ Desperate Housewives actor Gale Harold reportedly fractured his shoulder in a motorcycle crash. Howard, who plays the new love interest of Teri Hatcher's annoyingly neurotic single mom character, is hoping to make a full recovery. (Usmagazine.com)
+ Amy Sedaris is developing a new sitcom! Knowing her, it will probably be even stranger than the way-strange Strangers with Candy. (TV Squad)
