We know, we know, Aubrey O’Day’s already got her own show, and she’s described it as a singing, dancing, music-making extravaganza. But that doesn’t means Aubs isn’t already thinking about her next role. And according to E! Online, the Danity Kane departee is eying a part on ABC’s hit reality series, Dancing With the Stars. “I hope they ask me to [go on the show],” she gushed to reporters, promising “I’ll win if I do it.”

+ Sure, we’ve seen Aubs pick up choreography in the past. But does she still have all the right moves? Take our poll and let us know whether the DWTS hopeful can waltz outta there with first prize!

Steve-O may not be the best mover-and-shaker on Dancing with the Stars, but he’s definitely got the best fans. And thanks to you guys (and his hot/supremely talented partner, Lacey Schwimmer), dude managed to survive yet another elimination. After the jump, watch Steve-O’s reaction to being spared, plus head over to jackassworld.com to hear Johnny Knoxville weigh in on Steve-O’s reprieve-O.
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Self-proclaimed Jackass (and Nitro Circus ringmaster) Johnny Knoxville is no prude when it comes to self-destructive behavior. But he couldn’t be prouder of his stapler-toting pal Steve-O, who just hit the 11-months-sober mark. The turning point? An intervention (staged by Knox and his goons) back in March of ‘08.

“You know if I’m coming to get you to tell you you have a drinking problem, you have a problem,” Knox admitted in a recent interview with WENN.

Aww, props to Johnny for knowing when to step in, and (of course) to Steve-O for laying off the drink. But before we break out the Golden Girls theme (Thank you for being a friend …” anyone? ANYONE? ) we gotta know one thing: Where the EFF was Johnny when Steve-O agreed to sign up for Dancing with the Stars??

• Honesty is always refreshing — even when it’s not exactly a revelation. Case in point, Dancing With the Stars vet Lisa Rinna confesses she might’ve gone a teensy bit overboard in the plastic surgery department. Awww, maybe just a smidge, dear. (Usmagazine.com)

• Rapper 50 Cent throws a silly temper tantrum over placing 8th on a Top Ten MC list that no one cares about, anyway. (Buzzworthy)

• Forget what you read in the New York Daily News: Former Simple Life-er Nicole Richie currently has zero plans to guest star on the CW’s Gossip Girl. (E! Online)

• Apparently, nobody watches Scrubs anymore except us. (Sniff!) Despite a catchy steak-inspired musical number (and Monica from Friends!), the sitcom was the Biggest Loser in last night’s ratings. (E! Online)

• And speaking of Biggest Loser, last season’s winner, Michelle Aguilar, is engaged! Apparently, her boyfriend of 4 months popped the questions just days after the newer, 110-pounds-thinner Michelle took home the $250K prize. Ah, true love… (Usmagazine.com)

Only six months after confirming that she and America’s Best Dance Crew host Mario Lopez had ended their 2-year lovefest comes word that Karina Smirnoff is planning to hop down the aisle with rebound fling-turned-fiance Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

‘Course, it’s not like the bride-to-be and her future hubby don’t have anything in common. In addition to being lithe, tan and chest hair-free, both betrothed are Ukranian dance pros — and series regulars on Dancing With the Stars. And, of course, firm believers in the institution of marriage.

So raise your glasses (of sparkling apple cider, natch) and toast the happy couple on their whirlwind romance and quickie engagement! Best of luck, you crazy kids! Here’s to hoping your home is full of love, happiness and the delicious aroma of fresh pirogi for years to come.

+ Either Camp Rock star (and squeaky-clean teen) Demi Lovato is secretly a cutter, or it’s about time she had her cat declawed. Of course, there is a third explanation:it’s just a scratch on her wrist. No, seriously. GET OVER IT. (Scandalist)

+ Kate Walsh’s hubby, film executive Alex Young, has reportedly filed for divorce. Naturally, we’re saddened by the split, but confident that the brilliant/beautiful Dr. Addison Montgomery Shepherd had the wherewithal to make like Kanye – and holla “We want prenup!!” — before skipping down the aisle. (LA Times)

+ Lance Bass sez competing on Dancing with the Stars “destroyed” his love life. Fortunately, he’s still got that brief resurgence of fame to fall back on! (Usmagazine.com)

+ Introducing the world’s newest Cover Girl … Ellen DeGeneres?? (People)

+ Sad news, folks. That already-overhyped Gossip Girl spinoff is reportedly dead (you hear us? DEAD!) along with plans for a new Full House remake starring the once-hot Uncle Jessie. Sigh. (E! Online)

+ Former Nanny star Fran Drescher has announced that she’ll be making a play for Hillary Clinton’s soon-to-be-vacant Senate seat. When reached for comment, California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger replied “Zat ees da craziest zheeng I eva heard.” (USA Today)

+ Not long after Chuck Bass and Vanessa Whatsherface’s alleged airport smoochfest comes word that Nate Archibald is gettin’ it on with Jenny Humphrey. Well played, Little J! (Page Six)

+Meanwhile, elsewhere in Unsubstantiated Rumorville, Gossip Girl Serena Van der Woodsen was reportedly spotted swapping spit with someone other than her real-life bf, Dan Humphrey. Nooooooo! (E! Online)

+ Lance Bass‘ ex-dancing partner, Lacey Schwimmer, says she’d love to tango with Jackass‘ Steve-O on next season’s Dancing With the Stars. “I would be totally down to dance with him!” Schwimmer says of the man best known for dropping trou on the red carpet (and taking a stapler to his you-know-what.) “I’m not kidding,” she insists. (Usmagazine.com)

+ Bachelorette reject Jason Mesnick (who stars on the upcoming season of ABC’s The Bachelor) says he’s finally found his happy reality tv ending. “I’m engaged!” Mesnick revealed. “I’m completely in love. I can’t believe it’s this great.” (TV Watch)

• TMZ claims Danity Kane dropout Aubrey O’Day is headed for Playboy! Hey, guess that’s one way to take the heat off the nearly-nekked Complex shoot that cost you your job/singing career. (MTV News)

• The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s resident homewrecker Kim Zolciak wasn’t sure she’d survive the whole experience. “”After the reunion show, I was afraid I was going to get killed,” she confessed. So natch, she did what any slightly spoiled person would do: she “invest[ed] in something that would kill them instead.” (Usmagazine.com)

• Carson Daly is gonna be a daddy! (MSNBC)

• Heath Ledger’s entire life/film career/losing battle with prescription drugs to be reduced to one 60-minute Law & Order episode! Dibs on playing MK Olsen! (NY Post)

• Brooke Burke won Dancing with the Stars! (Um, obvs.) Fortunately, she totally nailed the “OMG, I’m so surprised!” face. (E! Online)

+ Recession alert! You know you’re on the brink of economic disaster/full-scale depression when even snotty rich people (like Jeana Keough, right, from The Real Housewives of Orange County) are cutting down on their crazy expenditures. (E! Online)

+ Note to former ‘NSYNCer Joey Fatone — Next time you feel like slamming the DWTS contestants for being tacky, you probably shouldn’t follow it up by sitting on a toilet in the middle of Times Square. ‘Kay? (Page Six, Best Week Ever)

+ Meanwhile, could the Dancing with the Stars judges BE any more in love with finalist Brooke Burke? “You’re the one that we all want,” said judge Bruno Toniolo following Burke’s Grease-inspired freestyle number. Awww/ewww! (NY Daily News)

+ Former SNL funnyman Horatio Sanz is virtually unrecognizable now that he’s embraced the power of the tweed blazer lost upwards of 80 pounds. (Scandalist)

+ The Girls Next Door get all hatted up for the Kentucky Derby! Fun fact: Kendra Wilkinson had to have her giant straw monstrosity custom-made because her head’s “gigantic.” (TV Watch)

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jeremy “Turtle” Ferrara’s real life maybe-coupledom is an inspiration to chubby freeloaders everywhere. (Scandalist)

• Alec Baldwin says making out with Jennifer Aniston (who recently guest-starred on 30 Rock) was “painful.” (Usmagazine.com)

• Rosie O’Donnell wants you to know that the ladies from The View get along about as well off-camera as they do on the show. (LA Times)

• Dancing with the Stars‘ Julianne Hough says she’s quitting the show because it’s hard to dance and sing at the same time. Also hard? Walking and chewing gum! (TV Watch)

• TLC unveils plans for its newest series: Toddlers in Tiaras, a pageant-themed show aimed at exploiting the exploitation of underage girls. Hey, sounds neat! In a disturbing JonBenet Ramsey meets the chubby girl from Little Miss Sunshine meets Lolita kinda way.