Awww, looks like on-again, off-again makeout buddies Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel are back to locking lips in front of the cameras! (Here they are rounding first base -- and sliding into second! -- at the Pussycat Dolls' show last weekend).

Hmm, guess that means Courtenay IS the "special someone" who'll be joining Tila for Thanksgiving dinner! Our only question: If Tila did this to a pickle, WTF is she going to do with the drumstick on Turkey Day??

So here's the deal: Tila Tequila's not saying she didn't make out with Justin "The Mac Guy" Long. But she's not saying she did. So basically, she's just not saying anything. Wait a sec -- Tila not kissing-and-telling? Has the entire world gone mad??

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," the suddenly-shy Shot at Love star recently told reporters at Usmagazine.com. "And it should just stay there."

Meanwhile, TT was equally forthcoming about her on-again, off-again relationship with Yahoo! heiress (and general yahoo) Courtenay Semel.

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Sure, we've read that Tila Tequila's been sans Courtenay Semel these past few weeks. But since their last breakup lasted, like, an entire day, we figured they'd be back to swapping spit on the red carpet in no time. At least, until we saw these pics of Tila holding hands with another gal pal last night.

The zinger? Yesterday just happened to be Courtenay's 29th birthday.

Ouch. Nothing says "I'm single and loving it" quite like stepping out with a hot mamacita (the same chick from last week??) on your ex's bday. Take a sec to look at Tila's smug grin and New Girl's cocky stare in the above pic. Guess this is one bday card Courtenay will never forget...

We officially can't keep up with Tila Tequila's love life anymore. First, the Shot at Love star was dating Courtenay Semel (who looks not-so-vaguely like Sarah Silverman) then she was making out with Drew Barrymore's ex (who looks like the Hollywood equivalent of Joe Plumber) and now she's wearing gigantic necklaces -- that not-so-subtly point straight down towards her cleavage -- and smooching some random chick, who looks vaguely like Alyssa Milano.

Jeez, who would've thought living vicariously through someone they've never met would be so darn exhausting??

We've seen Courtenay Semel gettin' grabby with Tila Tequila on the red carpet. We've read reports that Courtenay can be a bit foul-tempered at times (Read: She actually says things like scream "Google me, you dumb @#$%!" In public. On purpose!) We've heard rumors of the two crazy kids breaking up -- which were quickly negated (or at least complicated) by more pics of the gal pals' public smoochathons.  And then, yesterday, we heard Tila was making out with that super-cool Mac computer guy, Justin Long on Halloween!

So what's the latest? How 'bout reports that Courtenay's daddy (former Yahoo! head honcho Terry Semel) is REFUSING to bankroll his daughter's lavish lifestyle.

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We never really knew who Justin Long was before those annoying Mac/PC ads started airing. And we're pretty sure Tila Tequila didn't, either. But she certainly seemed to be enjoying Justin's "special features "this past Halloween. At least, according to the New York Post's Page Six, who claims the Shot at Love 2 star locked lips with the computer-savvy cutie in (where else??) Sin City.

"Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long 'asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww,' our spy sniffed. A rep for Long didn't get back to us."

Yo, what's the story, Tila?! Are you trying to make it work with Courtenay "Don't You Know Who I Am??" Semel? Or playing the field (and practicing your gymnastics moves) with Drew Barrymore's ex? Either way, not to get all "I told ya so" or anything but you would've been MUCH better off with Bo.

Hey, forget romance --the guy practically rearranged his face for you...what more could any girl want?? Just sayin'...

Until recently, we only knew three things about Tila Tequila's new-ish squeeze, Courtenay Semel:

1) She's the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO, Terry Semel.
2) She could totally place first in a Sarah Silverman Lookalike Contest
3) She doesn't seem to have any issues with PDA on the red carpet. (See: Every Picture Ever Taken)

And now, thanks to TMZ and WebProNews, we have a fourth item to add to our list:

4) Courtenay is, evidently, the kinda gal who goes around screaming obscenities at poor, defenseless Vegas security guards. According to recent reports, Semel had this to say to Jaroslaw Jarczok (a.k.a. the man working security at PURE nightclub):

“Do you even know who I am, f@#king idiot? . . . Google me, you dumb f@#k.”

Unfortunately for Semel, Jarczok did! And, presumably, he quickly discovered that she was worth oodles and oodles of money. Which would explain why he then slapped her with a lawsuit (That's 5 things!) faster than you can say "Cha-ching!" on the grounds that he is now (and this is a direct quote) "anxious about receiving harassing comments by friends."

Awwwww, tough break, Courtenay. But on the plus side? You can pretty much bet that Jarczok will never, ever forget your name again.

Tila Tequila turns 27-years-old tomorrow! Which means, in less than 24 hours, one of her (many, many) stripper friends will, most likely, be jumping out of a giant cake in honor of the lovelorn reality star. (Or, better yet, Tila's girlfriend -- and Yahoo! princess -- Courtenay Semel, who could probs use a little pick-me-up after watching her daddy's former company drop down to a measly $12/share.)

'Course, in typical celeb fashion, Tila's real birthday party isn't 'til next weekend. And like Miley Cyrus before her, Tila's opening up the guestlist to the (paying) American public. Yep, for just $20 dollars (or 1.83 shares of Yahoo! stock) you can crash Tila's Miami bday bash at Kary and Y.** So call up Granny and Grandpa and find out whether you can crash at their Florida retirement condo this Fri/Sat night. Cause we have a feeling this is one fiesta you're not gonna want to miss...

**Which, for those keeping track, is $230 cheaper than price of admission to Miley's Disney-themed soiree, meaning you'll save cash AND avoid forced interaction with that creepy, perpetually smiling Minnie Mouse.

Breakups don't always stick the first (or second) time around. So we're not exactly shocked to hear that Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel have been spotted canoodling all over town despite last week's supposed split.

Although Tila showed up solo to last night's Los Premios awards, she and Courtenay were back to PDA-ing in public Tuesday night when they hit the Hollywood Palladium to see DJ AM manning the turntables for Jay-Z in his first post-plane crash gig.

+ Does this mean the breakup rumors were premature? Or are Tila and Courtenay just giving it another shot? Let us know what you think of Tila's "better" half, then tell us: Is our girl finally settling down? Or is she just settling?

The bad news is, Tila Tequila just got dumped by her PDA-lovin' girlfriend Courtenay Semel. The good news is, at least this time the rejection wasn't nationally televised. According to VH1's Scandalist, Tila's ex was spotted canoodling with another girl at a bar in West Hollywood. Also? Semel reportedly "broke off the relationship after cheating on Tila." (Which would kinda explain the Yahoo! heiress' new insta-girlfriend.)

Tila, we're no body language experts, but -- from the looks of it -- you just dodged another bullet. Now stop carousing around with these spoiled power lesbians and find yourself a nice, decent boy or girl the only way you know how: by exploiting yourself on national tv and forcing a crop of desperate, horny twenty-something famewhores to chug down a nice, tall glass of hot dog puree.