What a long, crazy season of Paris Hilton: My New BFF it's been! Tonight, we said buh-bye to Crazy Corrie and Snoozeworthy Shelley, which means only two girls (Brittany and Vanessa) are still in the running to become Paris' new bestie!

And while it's no secret we were on Team Onch all the way (FYI, if you're ever looking for a pigtailed cross-dresser with gastrointestinal probs, he's your man!) we wanna know which of the two remaining friendsies has the most BFF potential!

It's not always easy to figure out who your true friends are. And while this week's Paris BFF taught us a bit about frenemies (hence the fugliest "fashion" show EVER) we're still not sure which of the wannabe besties are in it for the right reasons (friendship, duh!) and which are just trying to hitch a free ride to Fametown.

And now that it's down to the final four (Bye, Lauren! We'll always have those drunken PDA seshes to remember you by!) Paris isn't taking any chances. Next week, she's bringing in a ringer (i.e. veteran celeb interviewer/human lie detector Ryan Seacrest) to help her figure out which girl's faker than a $5 Fendi.

Good luck, girlies -- looks like you're gonna need it. Especially you, Corrie -- after all, didn't you already "win" the Biggest Phony Award?

When we heard Paris Hilton was looking for a new BFF, we assumed she meant "best friend forever." But after reading today's NY Daily News, we're thinking she may have just been looking to trade in her bf, Benji Madden, for a newer/older model:

"Are Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos back on?" Rush & Molloy want to know. "Four days after bickering with rocker boyfriend Benji Madden at a party in L.A., the heiress flew to Miami, where she cozied up to the Greek shipping heir she once hoped to marry. 'They were nuzzling all night,' says our witness at club Mokai."

+ Think Paris and Benji are headed for Splitsville? Or are they just going through a rough patch? We're not sure, but if those two want to work things out, Paris better stop getting cozy with her ex -- and start hoping Benji doesn't believe everything he reads...

BONUS: Check out these pics of Paris and her BFFs-in-training (minus Corrie/Shelley) at the Victoria's Secret show this weekend! (Who would've guessed that those red carpet virgins we saw at the In Touch party would become the pose-eriffic glamazons that stand before us today??)

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Get ready to bid adieu to yet another one of Paris' potential besties. Tomorrow night the heiress will narrow down her remaining five friends to four, and since there's so much at stake now that we're further along in the competition, this departure may just prove to be a teary one.

So which of the girls left on Paris Hilton's My New BFF deserves to win permanent shotgun seating in Paris' Porche? Should the coveted BFF label go to Brittany, the compassionate fashionista who surprisingly got pinned last week for stealing an old friend's ex? Or what about 'Bikini Corrie', who seems to have a ton of frenemies though she never asked to be so pretty? And then of course there's sweet lil' Shelley, the suburban virgin who's always sobbing while she's swearing she can hack life in the fast lane... Take our poll below and tell us: Which Paris BFF wannabe oughta be?

We thought we'd learned all of Corrie's deepest darkest secrets from her BFF-turned-worst-enemy on this week's Paris BFF. But apparently, that was just the tip of the iceberg. Turns out, in her pre-Paris past, Corrie was featured in a video for Girls Gone Wild (a.k.a. the sexploitation empire created by professional perv Joe Francis) PLUS now TMZ is reporting that she also posed for Playboy!

+ Think Corrie's flesh-baring extracurriculars will hurt her chances of becoming Paris Hilton's new bestie? Or is Paris open-minded enough to accept Corrie for the person she is now?

Let us know whether you think Corrie's checkered past will keep coming back to haunt her -- plus take our poll and tell us whether you think she should've been the one TTYNed this week.

Last night's Paris Hilton's My New BFF was the most intense episode to date! Everyone (except l'il miss Goody Two-Shoes Shelley) had a little skeleton lurking in her closet, and their former BFFs were more than happy to help Paris dig out their dirty little secrets.

From Corrie's alleged adultery and Lauren's supposed straddle sesh to Kayley's party girl tendencies and Brittany's full-scale violation of the Girl Code, it seems all of Paris' wannabe besties are coming to the McMansion with beaucoup de baggage. And that most likely includes Vanessa, who got to skip out on this week's fact-finding mission (lucky girl!) for winning the manhunt.

In the end, of course, Paris decided to send Kayley packing, even though her "secrets" (Omigod, she's a short-tempered boozehound? Who knew??) weren't nearly as shocking as Corrie's. And while we'd never dare to question Paris about one of her TTYNs (at least, not to her face!) we thought we'd ask you guys whether you agree with last night's elimination.

Let the manhunt begin! Next week's Paris BFF has the girls scouring the skeezy Vegas strip in search of eligible bachelors. And while Kayley's unimpressed with the Sin City selection (perhaps she prefers men of the Oompa Loompa variety?) some of the other wannabe besties seem more than happy to play along. Meanwhile, Vanessa delivers some shocking news: the girls' "exes" (we're assuming that means ex-BFFs) are coming forward to give Paris all the dirty deets! And from the sounds of it, Corrie's not exactly getting a stellar recommendation.

Anyhow, check out these clips to watch the girls manhandle some testosterone-fueled frat guys and then hear the scandalous truth about Corrie's (alleged) BFF betrayal...

+ After the jump, find out what Corrie doesn't want you (or Paris!) to know about her shady past.
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This week, we watched Paris say buh-bye to Natasha (for being too cool for school) and Zui (for being on Corrie's bad side). So what's in store next week? Looks like the remaining gals will be heading to Vegas, where they'll strap on their stilettos, don their sparkliest peacock-style headdresses and channel their inner Elizabeth Berkleys for an over-the-top foray into the wild world of Vegas showgirldom. Oh, and natch they'll be doing all this on less than 3 hours of zzzzz's. Hope they brought their Starbucks cards!

Being Paris' pet is a bit of a double-edged sword. Sure, you get the satisfaction of knowing you're her fave (read: official suckup) for the week. But with power comes great responsibility -- and the psychotic envy/hatred of all your peers. So check out these scenes from next week's all-new Paris Hilton's My New BFF and watch as Paris gives Corrie the power to screw over her frenemies. Then try and figure out what 7th grade party games have to do with next week's elimination. Speaking of which, who's up for Spin the Bottle?

+ Want more? Catch a sneak-peek of the crazy "7 Minutes in Heaven" action, after the jump!
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If you wanna be Paris Hilton's new BFF, you have to be willing to do exactly what she says. If not? Our guess is there's a Virgin Atlantic plane ticket with your name on it. Paris already gave the boot to four girls who rubbed her the wrong way. So who's next? Check out our scouting report for the crop of friends-in-training to see who's sitting pretty -- and who's one wrong move away from getting TTYL-ed.

First up, our votes for the top three: Onch, Shelley and Vanessa.

Sure, Onch's a bit over-the-top, but the "boy-girl in pigtails" (as Corrie described him) is also instantly likable and practically screams "I'M FUN." But we're not willing to write Shelley off. True, she's a little on the innocent side (not to mention totally religious, y'all!) but instead of being annoying and prudish about it -- like the already-eliminated Trisha -- she comes across as cute and endearing. But let's not forget about Vanessa. The blonde-turned-brunette quickly established herself as a snitch which earned her the coveted role as Paris' pet. But tattling on your friends can be a double-edged sword. And in the long run, throwing your friends under the bus may not be the best way to prove your trustworthiness.

After the jump, our picks for the bottom of the barrel: Read more...