• Christian Bale is sorry he's a scary psycho-ranter. So are we. (Usmagazine.com)

• Grey's Anatomy's crossover with Grey's spinoff/copycat show, Private Practice, was a huge ratings bonanza! Go figure. (E! Online)

• We don't wanna say reviewers "aren't that into" He's Just Not That Into You. So instead, we'll put it another way: the movie kinda sucks. (Baltimore Sun)

• American Idol's "Bikini Girl" blames her early exit on fatigue and not, as experts are saying, a complete and utter lack of talent. (TV Watch)