• Yes, it's weird that The O.C.'s Mischa Barton just called Victoria Beckham unstylish and questioned her status as a British fashion icon. But it's even weirder that Perez Hilton just called Mischa "0% Body Fat" Barton "Thunderthighs." This is how eating disorders get started, people! (Perez Hilton)
• Brooke Hogan inexplicably turns down a Playboy pictorial. Because, apparently, she has (newly acquired) standards. (Usmagazine.com)
• The Pillsbury Doughboy formerly known as Brandon Walsh is officially returning to 90210! Well, sort-of... (E! Online)
• SNL apologizes for implying that they sanction the practice of shooting annoying people in the face. Clearly they're opposed! Otherwise, no WAY would Chris Kattan still be here. (TV Squad)
• Rocco DiSpirito and Karina Smirnoff get a stay of execution on Dancing with the Stars. Take that, Kim Kardashian! (TV Watch)